Summery: The Doctor gets stuck in a terrible dimension. Our dimension. He then meets his actor. Rated T for bleeped swearing and sexual implications.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who. I don't own Peter Capaldi; he is a human, therefore that would be slavery.
Authors Note: I'm sorry. If you like this: favorite, follow, and reveiw. If not, Becky (betosaki) wrote much of this and came up with the concept. Bug Becky if you want to.
"Hey Doctor, I think I left a soufflé in my oven. Can we go back to get it?"
"Clara, we're in a time machine. Of course we can." Twelve said and stated pressing buttons.
There was a giant shake in the TARDIS.
"What was that?" Clara asked.
"Imagine that our universe is the Atlantic Ocean, and a parallel universe is the Pacific Ocean. We just hit the Panama Canal." The Doctor explained
The lights in the TARDIS shut completely off.
"And now our boat is sinking." Clara said, looking at the darkness.