Here's another one for you guys. Still based off of RPs, and this one is going to have at least two chapters, because there's some exciting stuff coming up (/evilgiggle)

Rated M for Neko sex and abuse of cat tails and ears

Fail title is a fail, and so is the summary, but the story should make up for it!

If I owned Hetalia, I would have ruined so many innocent minds by now~

Being a German cat isn't so bad

Chapter 1

Ludwig steps in the door of his house after training, and immediately sees something out of place. A long, white, furry something is hanging over the arm of his couch, twitching back and forth. He closes the door with a thunk and walks over slowly, his combat boots thumping on the floor loudly. He looks over the side and sees a cat, a white one with a large scar running over its right eye. Not having much experience with cats, he does the only thing he knows, he pets it on the head. The cat, being a cat, nuzzles into the hand affectionately, not even registering who's touching it.

"How'd you get in here?", Ludwig asks curiously, slowly lifting up the cat so as not to scare it, looking for any tags or collars. He sees a collar patterned with the German flag, and attached to it is an Iron Cross, exactly like the one his brother wore. The cat, angry that Ludwig doesn't recognize him, bites him, piercing his skin with his fangs.

"Oww!", the human yells, snatching his hand away and glaring at the cat. "Bruder, where are you?", he calls out, wondering if he had bought this cat as a pet without asking him first. The cats ears twitch in annoyance, his brother could be really thick sometimes. He growls loudly and bites down again, harder this time, drawing blood.

"Ouch! Stop doing th-...b-bruder?", the blonde asks, slightly shocked.

"It's me you dummkopf! I'm a cat!" The cat yelled. Wait, cats couldn't yell. Ludwig screams, dropping the animal back onto the couch. It falls back down with a soft thump, glaring up at the blonde after righting itself.

"Bruder...wh-what happened?" Gilcat jumps down off the couch onto his brothers lap, looking away after he's landed. "You pissed off Arthur didn't you?" Gilcat looks up sheepishly.

"I...I can't remember! I don't know anything from before this morning..." The soft ears pull back, showing that he's telling the truth. "Why don't you go ask the British bitch yourself?", he growls.

Ludwig sighs. "Fine, but you're coming with me", he states, and picks up his brother and walking out the door, heading for the Brit's house. He puts Gilcat on the stoop and knocks on the door sharply. Arthur emerges, looking confusedly at Ludwig, clearly not seeing the pissed off animal.

"Guten tag, Arthur. I'm sorry for disturbing you, but I've something I want to ask you", he stated, and pointed to the glaring and growling cat sitting beside him. "What did you do to my brother?". Arthur follows Ludwig's finger and sees the cat, and bursts out laughing.

"I...I-it seems I put a s-spell on h-him...", he says through choked laughter.

"Spell? And how are you going to turn him back with your useless magic?". That shuts Arthur up.

"I-It's not useless!", Arthur yells, "And I don't know if I can. You see, I was very angry with him for burning all of my scones, and spells that are cast in anger only get reversed halfway, so I don't know how much he'll turn back"

"So if you turn him back, that means there would be cat ears and a tail?"

"Yes, and he still might have some cat-like qualities. Do you want me to do it?", Arthur asks, looking finally down at the angry cat.

"Well, duh! I don't wanna be a cat forever you know, cats aren't awesome, and they aren't allowed to drink beer." Arthur nods, and goes back inside, returning a moment later with his wand. He points at Gilcat's head, squinting his eyes in concentration.

"Okay Gilbert, hold still." He mutters a few words, and then a giant white cloud of fog appears where Gilcat was, hiding his, now naked, body. Arthur's face erupts in a brilliant blush. "Y-you might want to get some clothes on". Ludwig looks over to see his brother's naked body and swallows thickly, blushing just as red as the Brit.

"What?", Gilbert asks and looks down. He yells and tries to cover his vital regions desperately.

"Unfortunately, with these halfway spells, you don't get your clothing back", Arthur states. " L-Ludwig, why don't you give him your coat?", he suggests. Ludwig has to pull his eyes away from his brother's naked form, and he takes off his coat, wrapping around Gilbert's shoulders.

"D-danke for your help Arthur", the blonde states, and turns away, leading his brother to the car. England slams his front door closed, the picture of a naked Gilbert with cat ears and a tail forever burned into his memory, a nosebleed erupting. Gilbert sniffs the coat, inhaling the familiar scent of his brother and purring loudly. Ludwig chuckles and takes his hand, leading him to the car. Gilbert gets in the passengers seat, trying in vain to find a comfortable position to sit in, but failing because his tail is in the way.

Ludwig gets in the driver's side and watches his brother shuffle around for a few minutes, his tail obviously agitating him, before he takes pity and suggests something. "You can lay down in the backseat if you want, bruder". Gil nods and climbs into the back. He lays down on his stomach, exposing his butt, wagging his tail in the air. Ludwig looks in the rearview mirror and sees his brother's ass swaying tantalizingly. He gulps and forces himself to keep his eyes on the road.

They get home safely after a while, Ludwig controlling himself all the way. He gets out and picks up Gilbert. "Hey, wake up, we're home.", he whispers and rubs his ears, feeling Gilbert shudder.

"N-nein, don't...t-touch.". Ludwig chuckles and goes inside, depositing both of them on the couch and laying against the armrest. He reaches one hand up to scratch at his brothers head, occasionally touching the sensitive ears. Gilbert groans and purrs, rubbing his head into the warm touch. After a few minutes of silence, he decides to stroke the snow white tail. He can feel Gilbert shudder as he rubs circles around the base.

"You like that, my kitty?", Ludwig asks, and Gil nods frantically. The blonde begins to rub the bare expanse of neck not covered by the collar, and starts to stroke the tail again. The cat boy moans softly and purrs. "You're being so submissive...it's rather cute", the blonde teases. Gilbert only moans in his ear, arching his back slightly and gripping the shoulders in front of him. A small bite comes to his ears, being soothed immediately afterwards with a warm tongue.

"Does kitty want more?" Ludwig asks seductively

"B-bitte, bruder".

"Tsk, you have to ask like a good little kitty", the blonde says, rubbing the pale ears.

"Nnn, m-master...t-take me", the albino moans, lolling his head back with his mouth open. The blonde takes this opportunity to shove three fingers in, stroking the rough tongue before it comes to life and sucks vigilantly. The tongue swirls and sucks the large fingers, forcing himself to create more saliva to coat them.

"Such an obedient kitty, I think you deserve a reward." Ludwig removes his slick fingers and prods the tip of one at his lover's entrance, pushing in lightly. Gilbert purrs wantingly, pressing himself on the finger. Ludwig takes this as a sign and pushes the digit in, slowly and steadily, wiggling it around once it is fully sheathed. He quickly puts in another, spreading his lover's sensitive hole, feeling it contract around them. After a while, he finally puts in the last one, reaching for the prostate he wasn't sure would be there, after the choppy job Arthur did of transforming him. He presses it and hears a low growl of pleasure from the cat boy. Ludwig smiles to himself and pulls the fingers out.

Gilbert watches through lust glazed eyes as his brother unzips his pants. His tail flits side to side in anticipation, and he pokes at the boxers, getting impatient. Ludwig gives a low groan, his lover accidentally poked his erection. The albino gets an idea and pulls down the boxers all the way, stroking the member lightly before turning around on all fours. He weaves his tail clumsily through the air towards the hard shaft, rubbing it with the soft fur, occasionally teasing the sac beneath. He rubs the red tip with the point of his tail, smearing precum around it.

"Gil...oh Gott...on my cock", the blonde moans out, and Gilbert turns back around and straddles him, licking his neck softly. "Fuck, just do it already!". The albino lifts himself over the rock hard member and slowly lowers his ass down, the head slipping into his puckered hole easily. He reaches out and holds Ludwig close, burying his face in the warm neck as he slips down more, biting slightly when it hurts. Once he is fully seated, Ludwig grabs the bony hips and lifts his brother up, dropping him down on his cock at the exact time he thrusts up.

"Nggh, oh Gott...Master...do that again!", Gilbert whines, and his wish is granted. His sweet spot is abused with each thrust, the large shaft slipping in and out of him, stretching his walls. Gilbert yells and bites down on the bare expanse of neck, marking it as he gets close to cumming. Ludwig groans as he is marked and reaches behind Gilbert and strokes the tail. With that stimulation, Gilbert cums, shooting himself against Ludwig's toned abs, his vision going white for a moment.

"L-Ludwig!" he yells out, his muscles contracting and spasming. As his walls tighten, Ludwig comes inside his lover with a cry of "Gilbert!", his cum painting the inner walls of the albino's ass. Once he is done, he leans back, breathing heavily. Gilbert collapses onto his brothers chest, panting.

"Mmmm, that was...amazing Gil", Ludwig breathes out, petting his lover on the head. "I don't know if I want you to turn back to normal if every time is like this". He chuckles.

"I won't turn back if you don't want me to, but we should probably go to the Brit's house to ask how long the spell will last...". And with that statement, he falls asleep, tail and ears twitching slightly. Ludwig chuckles, and soon falls asleep after that, thinking that it wouldn't be such a bad thing if Gilbert stayed a cat.

Finished! This took me a while to write, I don't really know why though, probably that damned writers block...

I don't know when the other chapters are coming, because I'm moshing a similar RP in with it and I need to figure out the structure, AND because school starts in 3 days...

I'll try to finish them quickly though, because I have a FrUK request for Himewarrior926's b-day, and a Halloween Germancest fic to write for DestineyTot