Only two point nineteen percent gay

by Guikoi

Saphron sees Jaune with a picture of a really pretty girl with black hair that has a pink streak and magenta eyes, and asks him about it. She gets an explanation that scares her. Inspired by Dakooters on youtube, she's best girl. For some reason, Saphron doesn't have a character tag here, but fucking Perry does! HOW?

Jaune stared at his scroll, upon which the screen showed Ren crossdressing in a school uniform and giving the peace sign to the camera.

Jaune's sister, Saphron, walked into his room and saw what was on his scroll. "You're really into those Beacon girls, huh?"

Jaune looked Saphron dead in the eyes and said… "Actually, Saphron, they're called TRAPS, and they're far superior than just regular 'girls'. In fact, girls don't even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry sis. I don't expect you to understand, but it's only 2.19% gay. So don't sign me up for any LGBT support groups. It's practically completely straight."

Saphron stared in dismay at her brother. 'How did mom raise such a degenerate child?'