BLEACH SHORT STORY – Metamorphosis! Chibi Aizen Edition!

The Shinigami Elementary School in the city of Karakura was well known for its two local prodigies, One was a eccentric little prankster with no respect for authority known as Kisuke Urahara, while the other was a handsome, cunning, and rule following student role model named Sosuke Aizen. Naturally the two became rivals.

When one built a sandcastle on Beach Day, the other hurried to make one of superior quality, which the first one strode to surpass, and so on.

Yet through it all neither one truly lost any headway.

Until the day when all students were asked to draw a diagram of the scientific process of Metamorphosis. A subject any Bleach fan would think Aizen knew well…

The day after the assignment, Chibi Aizen began his early stages of manipulation has he slowly tricked the class to become dependent on him for their mathematics education since they always used him as a 'resource'. The teacher called, "Sosuke dear, can you come up here a moment"

Chibi Aizen left his 'best friend' and partner in crime Chibi Gin Ichimaru in charge of reverse teaching the students, showing things like a circle and then saying triangle and so on.

"Sosuke, honey, this isn't what we talked about in class at all, in fact I don't know WHAT this is" the teacher informed the first grader kindly.

The first stage of egg was replaced by the picture of what would one day be known as Sosuke Aizen with the Hogyoku in his chest, but to the teacher it simply looked like a hot man.

Next, instead of a larvae stage it showed a man covered in white, Hogyoku still in his chest.

Strangely, the pupae stage looked much like the larvae stage but the face of the man was now visible again, though his hair had become beautiful flowing locks.

Finally, the final stage of the monstrosity's origin was a hot man who had turned into a butterfly demon thing.

Or it would have been, but Aizen had added another stage where the butterfly became some multi winged freak with a black mask and some strange reptilian feel to it.

It was F minus work for sure, strange enough for her best student.

"This doesn't happen in real life" Teacher sighed, "I'm very disappointed in you Aizen, you are better than this!"

"IT DOES HAPPEN, I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!" Chibi Aizen screamed, throwing a rock and breaking the window of the school before diving out.

Chibi Gin walked over and look out the window, then turned to look at the teacher.

"He forgot we were on the second story of a building" Chibi Gin told Teacher, who was still in shock from seeing a student jump out a window, "He fell down and broke his leg, there is like a LOT of blood everywhere! Anyway, he began crawling away through the power of adrenaline!"

"How…do you know what adrenaline is?" Teacher asked, still rather dazed by the events that had just happened.

"Who knows, maybe I read it somewhere or it could just be lazy writing" Gin winked.

"GET DOWN HERE GIN, I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE" A somewhat distant Aizen screamed at his future subordinate.

"Well I gotta go, but you should like…send someone to get a healer or something…his legs is REALLY bleeding…I mean like its sprouting blood like I can crack jokes" Chibi Gin said once more before walking to the stairs.

The Teacher who had just recovered her wits was too busy writing a message and running to the healer to notice him walking out of the class.

The students who had seen all this unfold stared dumbfounded. Except Chibi Urahara, who just fell out of his chair laughing, at least until Yoruichi slapped him.

OUTSIDE

Chibi Gin finally caught up to Chibi Aizen, who was slowly dragging himself home to begin his long string of machinations.

"How did you find me?" Aizen asked, delirious from the blood loss.

"A fox always knows where to find those it seeks" Gin said wisely, "Though that blood stained trail you left behind may have helped a little bit"

"I WILL PROVE TEACHER SENSEI WRONG, I WAS RIGHT THAT IS THE LIFE CYCLE OF A TRUE BUTTERFLY!" Aizen screamed.

"Are you sure-"

"IF IT ISN'T TRUE, I WILL MAKE IT TRUE WITH RAW WILL POWER!"

And you know what…he did

Several Years Later

"Finally"

The monstrosity spoke, its several wings beating in a unholy unison, its dark mask pulsing with malevolent illness.

This was it…darkness personified.

"MY DREAM IS COMPLETE"

"Why…do you do this Aizen?" Ichigo asked, standing infront of this horrific abomination of mother nature.

"Why you ask?" The creature asked, "I will warn you, the tale is heart wrenching and profound that it may be beyond your mental capacity!"

"Eh, I'll take my chances"

"Long ago, in elementary school, I was asked to draw a picture of a butterfly's life cycle, but my imagination got the better of me for once in my long life, and I got an F minus. Teacher even said she was 'disappointed', how UNACCEPTABLE!" Aizen ranted, not even noticing the confusion on his foe's face.

"In my humiliation, I leapt from the second story window, broke my leg and crawled home to begin my long string of plans and machinations to make my diagram become real, and this is it THE FINAL STAGE!"

"That…is the most RETARDED THING I've ever heard" Ichigo said.

"NU UH"

Both Aizen and the Substitute Soul Reaper turned to see Gin Ichimaru come up, still bandaged from the sword wound Aizen gave him.

"I can do you one better, or worse!" Gin said, smiling as he held his side, "Aren't toasters just tanning beds for bread!"

"WATERMELON ARE POTATOES TOO!"

"We can argue till the Aliens come and abduct my sheep cows!"

Aizen snapped and Gin disappeared in a flash of blue light.

"What did you do to him?" Ichigo asked, still taking in what had just occurred.

"I sent him FAR…FAR away, though WHEN might be a good question too"

IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE

Nothing but space is seen…

Until giant floating letters in space appear.

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY

Only for Gin Ichimaru to suddenly appear, breaking apart the text.

'Eyyyyy, I hope this is the Phantom Menace!' Gin thought, since he was dead, he didn't need to hold his breath. Though he didn't know why he hadn't froze to death. Or exploded.

BACK WITH ICHIGO AND AIZEN

"There is ONE thing you forgot Aizen" Ichigo stated, deciding to play along will Aizen's crazy butter fly story.

"What?"

"All Butteflies die at some time"

"Maybe MINE doesn't!"

Glowing dark reiatsu began to swirl around Kurosaki, swirling into a hurricane of darkness. And from it…stepped forward Mugetsu. Mugetsu the Exterminator.

"IMPOSSIBLE!"

At with his final attack, Ichigo defeated the butterfly monster thing that was once Aizen.

Meanwhile his Teacher was taken in for extreme questioning on why she had not reported this delicate incident and its effects on Aizen's psyche.

A search party was soon made to find out where Aizen sent Gin Ichimaru. Though strangely enough records show of one Gin Ichimaru becoming the leader of the Empire AND the Resistance…somehow.