Green and Blue: Shades of Aqua

Word count: 149
Title: Professional Envy
Date: 5/07/09
Summary: The Espada find out the results of the latest character popularity poll.
Characters: Espada
Spoilers: Hueco Mundo arc…whichever part is with the Espada. But then again, if you're here, you probably know who Grimmjow-sama and Ulquiorra-dono are.

Disclaimer: Sadly, I own neither Grimm-chan nor Ulqi-chan. Yet.

Author's note: This is the first in a series of Kami-knows-how-many drabble-oneshot-thingamies, featuring the two awesomest Espada.

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"In 10th place, with 3,751 votes, is Ulquiorra!" Szayel announced, reading off the screen.

"Congratulations Ulquiorra!"

"Gee, top ten! I'm so jealous!"

Ulquiorra, however, was not as pleased as you would expect, even though he showed no outward sign of emotion. Unknown to all the other Espada, Aizen had told him and Grimmjow together that both of them had made it into the top ten. And, as he was only in tenth place, it could only mean…

"…4th place, with 4,987 votes, is Grimmjow!"

"Yeah!" Grimmjow howled. "How'd you like them apples, Ulquiorra?" he gloated.

"Speaking of which, where did he go?" wondered Stark with a yawn, as the other looked around, puzzled.

"He's probably jealous," snickered Grimmjow.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the monotonous depths of the West Wing, Ulquiorra was sitting on the bed, outwardly as emotionless as ever, but seething inside, glowering at the wall.

Beaten by trash!!!