Kyoofu awakes with a huge yawn and looks beside her to see if anyone was there.
"Looks like Fang's not home." She pulls off her blanket to see that she had fallen asleep in her clothes last night. She grabs her backpack and leaves her home. It was a bad-looking day. The cloudy sky blocked out the sun from view; the fog didn't help much either. "Great, If I can't see, I'm bound to trip over every rock in the woods." She walks straight (tripping over some rocks,) until she feels the wind take a new direction (left.) Curious, she turns left, takes a few steps, and finds a portal.
"Guess I didn't see it because of the fog..." she says calmly, and walks away. Suddenly, the wind becomes stronger and pulls her closer. Kyoofu grabs onto a small tree near her. The wind had become aggressive.
"Fuck!" she screamed angrily. Kyoofu hears a crack from within the tree she had been holding onto. Before she could collect her thoughts and make all this make sense, she went flying in, arms flailing, curses streaming from her mouth.
She felt something hard slam against her head. Vision becoming a blur, Kyoofu closed her eyes and everything went dark.
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"You okay?" A soft voice awakened Kyoofu from her sleep. Above her, a smiling girl with long, silky light brown hair stood looking downward at Kyoofu. "Do you have a place to stay?" The girl asked politely.
"yeah...where am I?" Kyoofu asked inquiringly.
"The leaf village." The girl said. Kyoofu, confused, asked again.
"Where?"
"The country of fire?" She said, undoubtedly questioning her intelligence.
"...Where?" Kyoofu asked again, hoping for an answer that would make the slightest of sense.
"You have no idea where you are, do you? Really?!"
"Duh, that would explain why I asked THREE times." Kyoofu responded.
"...Are you a ninja?" The girl asked. Was she mocking her?
"A what?" Kyoofu asked. The girl slammed her hand against her forehead.
This girl doesn't know anything...maybe she lost her memory...or hit her head really, really hard... thought the girl. The girl looked back toward Kyoofu and noticed that she had gone. Her backpack had also disappeared, and the window was wide open.
Wonder how she got away. she thought sarcastically.
"Damn it!" she said aloud as she jumped out the window to find Kyoofu. It didn't take long at all for the girl to catch up to Kyoofu.
Okay, she is definitely not a ninja, way too slow.
Kyoofu grew afraid. "Shit, she runs fast..." she said, mostly to herself. Kyoofu saw two large open doors before her and ran through, thinking that was the way to get away from this freak and her weird talk of ninjas. After running for a few more seconds, Kyoofu stopped.
"Why am I running?" Kyoofu wondered aloud. She began to think of a way to get home. The girl with the brown hair stood next to Kyoofu.
"...What the Hell!?" She asked Kyoofu angrily. Kyoofu paused,
"Who the Hell are you?" She asked.
"Akeara, what –" she was cut short.
"I met someone with that name before, but it was like, when I was five." Kyoofu said. Akeara took a better look at Kyoofu. She looked about 12 years old. Her thick, black hair was so long it reached her thighs. She had huge green eyes and her clothes were just screaming 'goth.' She was wearing trips and a black tank top. She had fishnets covering her arms.
"Does your name happen to be Kyoofu?" Akeara asked.
"yup...why?" Akeara began to think...
It can't be the same Kyoofu, can it? Akeara thought.
Kyoofu was talking in the background. "Um, hel-lo? Earth to Akeara?" Kyoofu's eyes widened. A grin stretched out across her face. She opened her arms and embraced Akeara. "I haven't seen you in so long!"
Akeara suddenly seemed happier...and alive, and hugged her back. "Um, sorry to disappoint you, Kyoofu, but I don't think you'll ever be able to go back home." Kyoofu became confused and let her friend breathe.
"Why not?" Kyoofu asked.
"Because home is in a different world? That a good enough excuse?" Akeara said. Kyoofu suddenly seemed happy about the idea.
"Awesome, let's go explore!" Kyoofu said. She grabbed Akeara's arm and pulled her into the woods.
"Don't you think it'd be a better idea for me to lead you, since you have no idea where you are? Besides, it's not the best idea to randomly waltz into the woods." Kyoofu completely ignored Akeara's warning and continued walking as if she had been a small child wandering alone in a candy shop.
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"How long have we been walking?" Kyoofu asked, unknowingly adding to her 5-year-old act.
"Don't complain, you're the one who wanted to explore, so if your feet hurt, find your own ice and don't slow me down. Let's start heading back." Akeara said.
"Akeara, I think we're lost." Kyoofu said.
"Well obviously you would think that, considering you would have no clue where you are regardless." Akeara said. Inside she was actually becoming worried, she didn't know where they were either. She wasn't about to tell Kyoofu that, she'd just made a smart remark.
"Let's ask for directions!" Kyoofu asked.
"Great idea, who should we ask, that squirrel?" Akeara said sarcastically. There was no one standing in her field of view.
Kyoofu shook her head in a manner which implied that Akeara was a moron. She pointed right and said, "In case you haven't noticed, there's about eight people over there."
"Um, don't you have sarcasm in your world? First of all, you don't ask for directions here, too many enemies wandering around out here." Akeara said, trying to regain her pride and keep her blush down.
By this point, Kyoofu had already made her way half way toward the group of people, completely ignoring Akeara once again...she wasn't the brightest light bulb in the bunch. Sharp as a bowling ball, that one.
It only took a few seconds for someone to catch Kyoofu's obsessive eyes. He had long, beautiful blonde hair and was wearing an Akatsuki robe.
"Kyoofu STOP!" Akeara said. She obviously knew that the Akatsuki were nothing but trouble.
Too late, Kyoofu stopped dead in front of the blond...guy?
"Do you know where the leaf is?" Kyoofu asked, not knowing what to say, and whether she should treat this person as a gentleman or a young lady.
"Kyoofu shut the FUCK up before we BOTH get killed!" Akeara said. She was pissed, and what's more,she was getting annoyed that Kyoofu was ignoring ALL her warnings. She was going to end up dead, and Akeara would laugh.
I told ya so. She thought, while the image danced through her head.
Kyoofu had a huge, wide grin on her face. She sat next to the blondie...she needed to find out what it was. "Do you know where the leaf is?" she repeated. The person wasn't smiling, and looked murderous. What was it?
"No." A deep voice answered...definitely a dude...What was wrong with him, did he not know any barbers or something?
"Okay, do you know how to get to a place by which I might be able to find the leaf?" She smiled, she felt smart. The...man?...was obviously not amused. He obviously didn't understand her triumph.
"No, leave me alone, hm."
"Well you're a meanie."
"yeah, and you're annoying, hm."
And I'm going to get killed because of this moron. Akeara thought.
"I am not!" Kyoofu said. Maybe she really was only five years old...
Akeara grabbed Kyoofu's arm and pulled her away while whispering angrily, "Let's get out of here before we can't."
"You're rude, ya know!" Kyoofu said while being dragged. She was really staring to convince Akeara that she had the ability to actually lose years.
"Are you trying to insult me, 'cause if you are, you're doing a really bad job, hm." The man said.
By now, Akeara had pulled Kyoofu a safe enough distance away where they could barely hear each other's dangerous words. "I will have my revenge!!!!!!!!!!!! What's your name, peasant!?" She asked, she must have been an idiot, because that was NOT a smart thing to say to the man. By this point, they were so far away all she could hear was "Dara, bitch! Blah, blah, blah, try!" After "Dara" was out of sight, Akeara scolded Kyoofu.
"what the HELL is wrong with you? Don't talk to people with those clothes on, just turn around and walk away. God, I thought you were going to get us both killed, you really are something."
"THAT'S RUDE!" Kyoofu said.
"Since when are YOU polite? You called an Akatsuki member a PEASANT!"
"The what?" Kyoofu said. Akeara was slowly becoming more mad...trying to cool herself off, she thought well at least she's listening to me. This didn't help, it made things worse.