Shimaretu Miru-This is something that hit my in the fuckin face after reading 20 ways to get killed by Zetsu. i sorta got the idea from that....what ever the fuck you want to call it. but this one is about Pein. i'm vary sorry that i fuckin cuse... shit there i go agian.. any way enjoy.
Pein: don't i get a say in this?
Miru:....no....
I do not own Naruto Mashi Kishamoto does...or Pein,Hidan,Kakuzu,Kisame,Itachi,Konan,Diedera,Sasori,Tobi...or Zetsu (i wish...yes i am a Zetsu fan...sue my ass then....NO NOT REALLY JUST KIDDING, gomen, gomen.)
10 ways to get Pein pissed at you
1. walk behind him wherever he goes, and when he turns around to ask you "what the fuck is your problem," smile and say "nothing," and when he keeps on walking follow him.
2. every time he spaeks to you and he is frowning, out of no where, put your hands on his lips to make him smile saying "put that frown upside down,"
him a nude picture of Konan and see if he gets a nosebleeds.
4. if he does get a nosebleed take a picture of it and spread it around...then hide for a few days (trust me).
5. tell him that he is not a god, slap him then run for your life.
6. ask him if he is pierced any other places that we can't see...if get my damn drift ;P
his hair blond and then infront of everyone walk up to him and shake his hand saying "Konichiwa Naruto...i didn't know you joined Akatsuki...nice piercings they remind me of Pein's."
8. when he is the middle of talking lick under his ear and purr in his ear "You taste soooo good,'' then slowly walk away
he is sleeping take out all his piercings and take a picture of his face in the morning, and hid all the piercings in Zetsu's stomic (try and gettin those little fuckers out o.0)
10. And if he hasn't ripped you to shreds do this to really get him pissed- walk up to him and ask "So are you and Konan planing on having that baby soon?" then hall ass the fuck out of there before he kills you.
Miru:...ok it is 11:06 and i am beat..this is the first thing i wrote on FanFic so no flaming...please.
Pein:....i...hate you.
Miru:don't mess with me right know fucker. r&r please.
Pein:..you only wrote 10 things .....man you are LAZY.
Miru:-throws a book at him- SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!.....peace