Disclaimer: I do not own The Avengers or Poptarts. The story is mine though, but I hope you all enjoy it. This was written for BakaTomodachi. Hope you like this.
Thor walked into the vast kitchen of Stark Tower as Pepper Potts stood aside to let him through. She eyed him warily as Thor stood in the gleaming marble kitchen wearing his full-body armour (though his hammer was nowhere in sight).
"Just make yourself at home," said Pepper. She was still nervous as she started backing out of the kitchen, but Tony said he would be up soon.
"Thank you, Miss Potts," replied Thor, adding a little bow that made Pepper blush slightly.
"Just tell JARVIS if you need anything," called Pepper. She then stepped back into the hallway and shut the door. Pepper took a moment to listen on the kitchen, but then turned around and walked back to the elevator to return to her job.
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Thor stood in the sparkling kitchen and observed it for a second. When all of a sudden, he heard his stomach make a low rumbling noise.
"Ah, my stomach calls. This mortal form needs substance," he announced to himself. He walked over to the pantry in the corner of the room and opened it curiously. And that's when he saw it.
"Ah, my dear," exclaimed Thor. He gingerly picked up the box of Poptarts as though it were made of porcelain.
"It has been a long time since I have tasted your delicious flavour," he continued. Thor started cradling the box and started backing himself up until his back hit the bench.
"Oh, if you were a woman, you would be mine".
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Tony and Bruce were walking towards the kitchen from their labs. They had Thor was there and decided to greet him.
As they reached the kitchen though, they stopped. Tony and Bruce looked at each other before putting their ears to the kitchen door. What they heard made them nearly fall over in surprise.
"Is he … reciting poetry?" asked Tony. He was a bit shocked at the though of the God of Thunder reciting poetry, and him listening in on it.
"Yeah, he must be," answered Bruce in a hushed tone. "But to whom?"
"I can answer that Mr Banner," announced JARVIS. "He appears to be talking to a box of chocolate Poptarts he found in Mr Stark's pantry".
"Well," sighed Tony, "Seems I won't be buying those for a while.
-The End-