This is my song-fic for 30secondstomarsfan101's contest it's super late but I did something lol this is like my fav song and it's funny as hell it's…"Jizz in my Pants by The Lonely Island" lmao.
Butch's P.O.V.
Me and Boomer are at a club tonight. We've been hangin out some more, cause Brick's being a douche bag and Boomer he's laid back more even if he is a dumb ass. Place is pretty rocking too, if I do say so myself…whoa hot babe a 12 o'clock! Hum, green and black striped v-neck, green shorts, with black knee high tops. Damn, curves in all the right places. I think God dislikes me so the devil is sending me gifts to join him. Crap I just got hard oh well because just then we
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Awwww that's a load off.
She looks at me with her eyes wide,"Did…did you just-" I just stopped her.
"This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS"
"That's just wrong im just gonna go," before she goes I tell her
Don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change
Boomer's P.O.V.
I need a few things from the grocery
Damn it why am I always the one doing this I don't even feel like doing anything
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
Wow she looks beautiful blond hair blue eyes wait…oh god please tell me I don't have a boner right now fuck it act like nothing happened
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
"Are you okay, sir?"
"It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3"'
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
"Eww, can you just go please."
"To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you're not impressed Oh, one more thing, I'm gonna play by check."
Okay I end right here because the rest wouldn't even have dialogue it would just be the lyrics but if you listen to the rest of the song you'll you can just imagine them doing it sorr if u be pissed at me L but that's all I got I entered just for the hell of it I am not expecting shit lol so I hope you atlest like what I got bye guys :p