Little Kittens (Kurtofsky Kindergarten Khronicles)
by Sea Pig
Hey everyone! This is just a cute thing I'm going to be doing when I have writers block. So now, instead of posting insanely cheesy quick stories (Diggin' The Dancing Queen) after every new episode of Glee next season, or just not posting at all for months and months (7 Minutes In Heaven), I will be making little one-shots with Blaine, Kurt, and of course Dave when they were all in preschool (don't be fooled by the title, I was just really in to the "k" theme that I had going). So, hope you enjoy!
review + alert + favorite = LUV3
~ Sea Pig
The Witch Lady: Part I.
"Why hello there," A wrinkly old lady asked, sitting behind a big wooden table, "What might your name be, young man?" She looked like one of the witches from my picture books, with her little round glasses and her long navy dress. So I stayed behind Daddy's leg. She was just too scary to talk to!
"Papa..." I mumbled, "I no wanna talk to duh scawry lady." His hand reached down to me and he put it on top of my head, then looked back up at her.
"I'm sorry, Mrs. Crumplebottom, but he's very shy," My Daddy told her. "Hopefully, preschool will help him make some friends." My Papa smiled, and so did the old witch lady, making me even more 'friad of her. Her teeth were yellow and crooked and her lips were dry and icky. I used the back of Daddy's knee as a place to rest as I hid from her, hoping we would leave soon and I wouldn't have to come back ever again.
Just as we were about to go back out to our car, Daddy picked me up and turned me around while I stood in the doorway. "Say 'goodbye Mrs. Crumbplebottom!'," Papa said cheerily, picking up my hand to wave it at her. I flinched and ran to hide behind Daddy again, but missed and bonked my head right on the door instead. I fell down to the floor and started wailing, hoping Daddy would stop making me talk to the witch lady and fix. my. booboo!
"Papa!" I cried, holding my head with my little hands, "Papaaaa!" He reached down and picked me up off the floor, cradling me in his arms like a little baby.
"Come on now, David, lets go home," He whispered to me, "Don't worry. As soon as we get there, Papa's gonna make the booboo go all gone." I whimpered as he pressed my face into his chest and I grabbed at his shirt. As we went outside, I looked over Daddy's shoulder and saw the witch lady waving to us. I immediately hid. I never wanna see her again!
So, how'd you like my little introduction there? Contest time! Which video game series is the name Mrs. Crumplebottom from? The winner gets a "get out of nap time free" card, courtesy of me, and their username here, as well as a link to their account (sorry anon reviewers). Part II. will be up soon. Just a little plot bunny to get you started. See ya!
~ Sea Pig ^-^'... again (why the heck did I sign my name twice?)