Troy Bolton stomped into his kitchen pissed off. His mortal enemy of like 10 years, Gabriella Montez started a evil rumor about him and he wanted revenge. "I hate her so much."

His mother Lucille rolled her eyes. "What happened today honey?"

"She told the entire school I had crabs." Troy said sitting down.

Marcus laughed, "Well you are dating Michelle. She's pretty nasty."

Troy shot him a glare, "Leave Michelle alone. Gabriella is evil. She is the devil's child."

"Gabriella is the sweetest girl I know. You would know that but you had to break her Barbie's head off in pre-school." Lucille said.

"This is so not my fault mom. Gabriella is just a bit…" Lucille shot him a glare instantly shutting him up. "I'm going to my room." He walks into his bedroom and shut the door behind him. He logs onto his laptop and requests a video chat with Gabriella. Surprisingly, she accepter.

"What do you want Bolton?" Gabriella asked. She was sitting on her bed surrounded by notebooks and a big pre-calculus textbook.

"What's with the notebooks?" Troy asked.

"We have a test in math tomorrow, remember?" Gabriella said knowing full well Troy forgot.

Troy shrugged, "Nah I was texting Chad, Zeke, and Jason."

"Anyway what do you want?"

"You." Troy said. He was a flirt but Gabriella was an even match.

Gabriella flips him off, "Fuck you."

Troy gives her a cocky smile and says, "I wish you would but you're a goody-two-shoes virgin."

"Please. I'm far from a virgin."

Troy chuckles, "Sure." He says sarcastically.

"Bye." Gabriella clicks off.

The Next Morning

"Chad I got the perfect way to get back at Montez." Troy said as he was standing by his best friend's locker.

Chad suddenly looking interested said, "What?"

"I put like thirty huge water balloons in her locker." Troy said laughing at his prank. Just as Troy predicted, Gabriella opened her locker and was met by a ton of water meeting her head, shirt, and pants. Her eyes locked with Troy's in an intense glare. She walked over to Chad's locker in front of troy. "Surprise!"

Gabriella grabbed his balls and squeezed them. "Do it again and I will kill your ass. And that's a promise." She lets him go and walks to the locker room.

"That went well." Chad said smugly as Troy was doubled over in pain.

"Shut. Up." Troy said through his teeth

With Gabriella

"I cant believe he did that to me." Gabriella exclaimed changing her clothes.

Kelsi handed Gabriella her shirt, "How long have you two hated each other?"

"Since pre-school when he broke my Barbie doll and I poked a hole in his basketball." Gabriella said putting on her shoes. "Now lets get to health before we get in trouble." She closes her gym locker and they all go to health class.

"Hey partner." Troy said as Gabriella sat down.

Gabriella rolled her eyes, "What are you talking about?"

"Well Mrs. P paired us up for a project. You, for a month, are Mrs. Troy Bolton. So since we're married I should do this," he turns around and kisses her before she could pull away. When he pulled away, Gabriella slapped him.

"I hate you." Gabriella spat.

"Love you too hot stuff."

"I hope you get hit by a bus."

"I hope Channing Tatum calls you ugly."

"I hope you never get into college."

"I hope you get an F in this class."

"I hope you never get laid."

Troy gasps, "Take that back."

"Make me." By now the entire class was looking at them.

"ENOUGH!" Mrs. P shouts at them. "Now be quiet or you will both get F's on this assignment."

Troy raises his hand, "She slapped me."

"HE PRACTICALLY RAPED ME!" Gabriella yelled.

"You loved that kiss and you know it." Troy said conceitedly.

Mrs. P rubs her temples, "Ok you two will be parenting a fake baby for a month. In fact I am giving you two babies. I want names ages and a full 3 page report on them done by Monday."

"I want to file for divorce and full custody." Gabriella said.

Troy gasps, "You cant take my kids away from me. They are 50 percent me sweetie. It takes two to tango."

"You two will not be getting a divorce. Now I hope you two can start getting along because if you cant you're going to fail." And with that Mrs. P heads back to her desk.

"We can start working on the project tomorrow." Gabriella said.

Troy inhales sharply, "Cant. I am throwing a party tomorrow. Your welcome to come. Bring your bikini. In fact you can go skinny dipping with me after the party."

"Go to hell." Gabriella orders.

"I vacation there." Troy shoots back.