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Warning: I told you at the summary and I'm saying it again - "Total Random Rants ahead!"

FRH: Damn it! I'm total S.H.I.T!

Usagi: Shit? Why say the word in letters, and not just say the whole word together?

FRH: Because as I mean I am shit, I am also using the word as an acronym.

Usagi: A what?

Ami: An acronym, a word composed of the first letters of the words in a phrase.

Everyone except FRH: (a very long and exaggerated) oh.

Makoto: So what are the words?

FRH: Stressed, hiatus, intimate, and tumultuous.

Minako: Aww, want to talk about it?

FRH: *scoff* Why bother?

Rei: Apparently, you mentioned talking about your worries is relieving in your essay.

FRH: Hey! Stop looking into my stuff!

Rei: Tsk. Stop leaving them available. *Turns back to the laptop screen*

FRH: Leave from my screen or so help me I will write a multi-chapter fanfic on Mina and Yaten!

Rei: I am well aware that you hate that pairing as much as I do.

FRH: Yes and I will give you the honor to see you and me dying once I am done!

Minako: (stern voice) Rei, behave.

Rei: *scowl* *moves away from the laptop to the couch where Mina is sitting*

Usagi: So, want to talk about it?

FRH: *sigh* Typical story. Bunch of things to do: common application essay, SAT studies, and club activities.

Makoto: Not that typical, and not that specific, but at least you talked.

FRH: This random rant is going online on , so that's all the specific you or anyone else is going to get.

Usagi: You'll tell us more when it's just us?

FRH: Maybe, maybe not.

Usagi: That's not much of an answer. *frown*

FRH: It is to me. Besides, I'm not writing down this rant of ours to talk about me.

Everyone except FRH: Oh?

FRH: Let's turn the focus on you five.

Usagi: Oh, great! *Turns to the filming camera* Hi, I'm Usagi Tsukino. I'm also Sailor Moon who saves the world and –

Rei: Kills all the sweets in the world.

*Laughs fill the room*

Usagi: I do not! Stop being so meeeeeaaaan!

Rei: I'm not being mean, I'm only being me. Shouldn't you be used to that by now?

Usagi: *wails*

Minako: Well, I certainly am and most definitely like it when you are you. *moves closer to Rei*

Rei: *smirks* Do you now?

Minako: *leans in and nods* Mm-hmm.

*Rei and Minako share a chaste yet passionate kiss*

Usagi: Get a room!

Makoto: Oh, leave them be, Usagi. Besides, the last time you said that FRH did put them in a room and the rest of us couldn't sleep properly!

Ami: *blushes* Ahem. Besides, they are FRH's favorite pairing. It is more likely she would allow them to be bold of affection.

FRH: Guilty.

Usagi: *huffs* I think Mamoru and me make a better-

FRH: 'I' not 'me.'

Usagi: *whines* Hey, that's stuff only Ami should say! She's the genius!

Ami: *blushes* Not a genius, really…

FRH: First off, Usagi, there is no rule to who should say what. Besides, I'm studying for the SAT, it's normal for me to detect grammatical errors other than my own. Second off, Ami, stop being modest. Everyone knows you are a genius. Your creator, Mrs. Naoko Takeuchi made you so.

Ami: Well, yes. *blushes* I guess she did.

Makoto: And a fine work she did. *hugs Ami*

Minako: Aww, now those two are getting the spotlight?

FRH: Nope. Well, maybe at the moment, but you two are always the spotlight in my stuff.

Rei: I don't know if that's a good thing or not. I don't like the spotlight.

FRH: True, but your Minako does.

Minako: *nods*

FRH: And you get more time with Minako. Everyone knows you like that.

Usagi, Makoto, Ami, Minako: *nods*

Rei: *blushes* *turns head and scowls*

Minako: *giggles and hugs Rei* You know us best, FRH.

FRH: Yep, I'm your number one fan, aren't I?

Minako: *giggles* Sure you are. So, shouldn't you change your nickname?

FRH: Too true. But I don't know what would be easy to shorten and use.

Minako: You could stick to ReiMina4eva.

Usagi: Or maybe just short like ReiMina.

FRH: *lifts an eyebrow* That is so lame, Usagi.

Usagi: Hey!

Amy: Or you could refer to their sources?

FRH: I guess. Then I need to list out the sources.

Makoto: Hmm, Rei is Sailor Mars, reincarnate of Ares, warrior of passion and fire.

Minako: Don't forget that she's red and nicknamed Reiko and Pyro.

Rei: *lifts an eyebrow at Minako*

Minako: Shut up. I love those nicknames and so should you.

Rei: *shrugs and relaxes in Minako's embrace*

Ami: Mina is Sailor Venus, reincarnate of Aphrodite, warrior of love and light. Her color is orange. Hmm, I don't think Mina really has a nickname.

Usagi: Isn't Mina a nickname?

FRH: That was her name in the English dubbed version, so officially it's her name.

Usagi: Then what about the Mi-chan, Aiko-chan stuff in other fanfics?

FRH: I don't like to use those in English, remember?

Usagi: Oh, yeah.

FRH: And try to match the same elements, remember that.

Everyone except Ami, Rei, FRH: Huh?

FRH: Pair up Rei and Mina in the same category. Like Mars and Venus, Ares and Aphrodite, passion and love, and so on.

Usagi: Ooh! How about MV?

FRH: From this moment on, just ignore Usagi's comments.

Usagi: Hey, it's a good idea-!

Makoto: (hurriedly) How about Passionate Love?

Usagi: Ooh, that's nice!

FRH: Nice for a fanfic title, or a chapter of a fanfic, but too long for a nick for my taste.

Haruka: How about P-Love? Shortens Mako's suggestion.

FRH: I'll consider that one.

Makoto: Whoa! When did you appear?

Haruka: I don't know, but for some reason FRH found me fit for that statement.

Makoto: Really? Why?

FRH: No comment. Any more suggestions?

Michiru: I like one that has to do with planets.

Ami: I like one that has to do with elements, though.

FRH: No arguing, yes suggesting.

Michiru: How about simply MarsVenus?

Ami: How about Fiery Love?

FRH: MarsVenus is too unoriginal. Fiery Love in consideration.

Minako: I like one that has to do with our Greek gods. It seems cool. Or maybe one with Pyro in it.

Rei: How about Double A?

Everyone except Rei: What?

FRH: Where did that one come from?

Rei: Both Ares and Aphrodite start with the letter A. Since FRH like street style, Double A seems okay, doesn't it?

Everyone except Rei: *awes*

FRH: That's why you're my favorite, Rei.

Minako: *fake-coughs* Ah-hem.

FRH: Along with you, Mina. Alright, Double A is my new nickname. Ooh, I can shorten it to D.A. Very nice.

Minako: Love you, smart-ass. *kisses Rei*

Rei: Me or my smart ass? *smirks*

Minako: *smirks and kisses Rei* Both.

Usagi: Alright, enough with the kissing already!

Rei: You always made out with Mamoru in every other place so gives us some room, Usagi!

Usagi: Whatever! I'm leaving! I'm going to where Mamoru is!

DA: Wherever he is, you won't find him here. Kami, I hate that guy.

Usagi: *whines* Stop being mean to us! *leaves the scene*

Haruka: Well that was entertaining.

Michiru: Is it? Oh. DA, the tape is done.

DA: It is? Well, then this is the end of this rant.

Haruka: I only got to say 3 lines and it's done? *pouts* You've got to be kidding me.

Rei: Ugh, what's with your face, Haruka? Something weird is there.

Haruka: Fine, fine, I won't pout. Happy?

Rei: Very. *sniggers*

DA: Alright, wrap it up. I'm leaving this camera off. Everyone say your goodbyes and off to your rooms! *leaves the scene*

Everyone: See you soon!

Minako: Hopefully in a chapter where it's full of just me and Rei!

DA: (shouts) "In which," not "where!"

Minako: *groans* Give me break.

Rei: *kisses Minako on the cheek* Give her credit. That SAT disease of hers makes you look smart in those fanfics of hers.

Minako: *purrs* Is that so?

Rei: *pulls Minako into her embrace* Positive.

*kiss*

*lights out*