CRACK FIC TIME!

Summary: This crappy crack-filled crack fic was created by Kanda-Chan and Rikku98. It's a Fruits basket crack fic. ^^; At the request of Rikku98… T_T Kanda-Chan had no say in it! AGH! Anyway, on with the story!

Kanda : It was a sunny day at the Sohma Estate when the necklace fell from Akito's neck.

Rikku : Hm, I wonder who Kito is? OH! Akito! Oops. –shrugs-

Kanda : Mabye next time you should read it right. Baka.*

Rikku: I did read it right, baka!

Kanda: Kito? That's not what I typed.

Rikku: You Said it wrong!

Kanda: Whaaaat? Oh well, on with the story! "Akito screamed and fell to the ground, clutching her neck. 'My beads, my beads!' She screamed."

Rikku. Why does Kito need beads?

Kanda: Cause she does, now stop interrupting unless you're gonna participate, Baka! Anyway, "Hatori-Nii ran out, hearing akito's screams. He rushed to her side, and picked her up to carry her into the main house. But then…"

Rikku: "Hatori tripped over a drunk turtle and Akito went flying"

Kanda:….. Can turtle's even get drunk?...

Rikku: Yes there was beer in the water.

Kanda: Oh I see. "Akito landed in a puddle nearby, and looked up to see Kyo, a redhead who turns into a cat. Kyo yelped, and jumping back, roundhouse kicked Akito in the face. Then he ran and accidently knocked Yuki, a boy who turns into a rat, over, making him land on top of Hatori, the doctor."

Rikku: "'God dammit where did that turtle come from? And why is it drunk!' Hatori said, getting up."

Kanda:"Akito stood up shakily, muttering vulgarities and cursing turtles to hell. 'Stupid F-ing turtles, getting drunk. And who the hell put my beer in the pond?'"

Rikku: "Momiji showed up 'I did!' He said proudly, answering Kito's question."

Kanda: STOP CALLING HER KITO! HER .AKITO!

Rikku: I'll call her what I want! "'Why would you put beer in a pond?' Kito asked. 'Cause Hiro dared me!" Momiji said innocently. 'And if Hiro dared you to hug a girl, would you'"

Kanda:" 'You forget, Akito, that you freed us from the curse.' Momijii stated. 'God dammit… screw you momijii.' Akito stated, stumbling towards the main house."

Rikku: "'Haha you're stupid! Bye!' Momiji said as he ran off. 'I'll get you next time, Momiji, Just you wait!' Kito yelled back at him."

Kanda: I don't think Momijii-kun would call Akito stupid… Oh well. "Hatori ran after Akito, rushing her into the main house. 'Are you feeling ok Akito? Where does it hurt?' He asked, helping her sit. 'M-my stomach.' She stuttered. 'Your… stomach? But.. you were holding your neck.' Hatori said, confused. 'yes, cuz my beads fell.' Came akito's weak reply." A/N: Rikku is on temporary leave, searching thru my shit. –sigh- so see us next time for a chapter update! Review Please! And we'll give you virtual pizza. :3