Note: Please note that this is my first story, and while the story is meant as a joke anyway, I still do not have the experience of a, well, experienced writer. Yay? Also, this is only the Intro
Also Also, I made this AU up off the top of my head.
Once Apon A Time...
It Was Summer...
"KIDS! ARE YOUR BAGS PACKED?" Wendy roared at Dipper and Mabel, her adopted daughters (Dipper was still mad at her about that)
She and the twins she fathered had decided (read: she decided) to get away from the electronics and the home plate to go to the quiet city of Gravity Falls, Oregon, and stay with their great uncle Stan, a con man made infamous from his house/shop: The Mystery Shack.
"Sure, Dad" Replied Dipper, while Mabel said something so full of velocity and confetti that it was so- Who am I kidding? She moved her lips and confetti came out, and I don't have a clue what she said.
"Good! Throw them in the back, and we'll get on the road" Wendy said, at a moderately volumed voice, because the kids had moved outside and she no longer had to shout, and yes that woulda made more sense in the last paragraph but These little who said what things are supposed to be short, and that last one was getting kinda lon-
" 'Kay Dad!" Dipper says, although I was-
"Pull over at the next rest stop, I gotta go" Mabel yelled but-
"Mabel, Were- "
HEY, I'M THE NARRATOR AND I'M TRYING TO DO MY JOB AN-
"... - still at the house"
fine.
Just fine.
Dipper told his sister off, and they sent her to quickly use the bathroom in the house while they wait for the narrator to catch up.
-Time Skip-
"Welcome To the Mystery Shack" Greets their great uncle Stan
"It has a rustic worn-down appearance" notes Mabel
"Is that thing even safe?" Dipper asks
"What! It's Obvious that this is one of the safest places you'll ever be! Look at all these not faked health inspections sheets!" Stan beguiled while showing them clearly faked government documents.
Suddenly, The "S" of the Mystery Shack falls off the roof, killing Soos, who you haven't met yet.
"Soos?" Stan calls, hoping for an answer
"Sup, Mr. Pines" Soos's ghost calls, Beca- Wait Soos's? Sooses? Soosies? Soosi? What is the plural of this word?
"Aah!" they all shout in terror
"..."
"Uh... Soos?" Stan cautiously questions
"Yeah?"
"You're Uh, a ghost now. Okay. I can deal with that."
"That's Great, Boss!"
"..."
"Okay, Soos," Stan Decides " Go Clean up your corpse"
"On it Mr. Pines"
Soos then, as you would expect, leaves
Stan Then turns to the Stunned Family Beside him.
"what are you guys looking at?"
That was the introduction of the story... Yeah...
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