Written for The Sing it Back to Me Challenge by WhiteFerrets.

Song- Circus by Britney Spears

J. K. Rowling owns Harry Potter, of course.

My name is Pansy Parkinson, and I rule Hogwarts school like the queen I am.

I'm the wizard equivalent of a cheerleader captain, the A-list chick.

The hottest, the flirtiest, the best out of everyone else.

I've gone out with every Slytherin in my year, including Draco Malfoy, my other half.

My true love, only he doesn't know it yet.

I plot to get what I want, and I always do, no matter how much it hurts others.

I don't care if they get hurt, I like to witness their pain.

There are two kinds of magical people here at Hogwarts:

The ones like me, usually Slytherin, who rule over it all, and the others (everyone else, especially Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs), who observe and become jealous of my awesomeness.

I would kill myself if I ever became type two, I really would.

I'm the kind of girl who takes the top of everything, except grades. I refuse the back seat and fight when they say not to.

When other people want things, they ask me for them, because I lead them all.

I call the shots and I do what I want.

And when they are disappointed, I feel the guilt and adrenaline coursing through my veins, and I love it.

It feels like poison, but I like it.

If the other girls even attempt to take my spot, they socially die.

I destroy their reputations until they're hated by everyone, even the Hufflepuffs who are to dumb to feel any kind of emotions at all.

When I walk in the Great Hall all the Slytherins look at me, because they know that if they don't they will pay the consequences.

I don't give second chances.

I hardly ever give firsts, really.

If I wanted it, everyone but me would die socially, but I'm too lazy to do anything like that right now.

I don't use tools, they betray me and turn out to be double agents.

If you want something done, you have to do it yourself.

When I grow up, I'll become a dark witch, better than Voldemort ever was.

He never knew love, but I do in Draco.

Someday I'll rule the world.