Hi everyone! This is my very first story here on FFN! This was inspired by all of the 'Ways To Annoy' stories. The setting in the story is in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky after the main storyline. Hope you enjoy and no flames please!
Ways to Annoy Mewtwo
Chpt 1. Introduce yourse-WHAT?
Chpt 2. Battle Time!
Chpt 3. "I'm Mewtwo! I'm depressed"
Chpt 4. Mew vs Mewtwo!
"This…is probably the most important moment of my life."
"What about when we beat Dialga and saved the world?"
"…Okay, second most important."
A young Riolu and Eevee stood outside of a rather large house. They had been planning to do this for a while, and they couldn't have been more excited to get started. After their previous exploits in preventing the Planet's Paralysis, and stopping Darkrai from imprisoning the world in an endless nightmare, the two young Pokemon wanted a new experience. They were about to confront one of the most powerful Pokemon in existence. Mewtwo.
"Okay, first let's see if we got everything we need." The Riolu recommended.
"Right, do we have sleep seeds?" The Eevee asked.
"Check." The Riolu replied, looking in her treasure bag.
"Oran berries?"
"Check."
"Stun seeds?"
"Check."
Geo pebbles?"
"Check."
"Grimy Food?"
"Check."
"Pecha berries, Rawst berries, Cheri berries, Chesto berries, Aspear berries, LOTS of Payapa berries, Sunny orbs, Rainy orbs, Luminous orbs, Decoy orbs, Escape orbs, Invisify orbs, Silence orbs, Reviver seeds, Blast seeds, and Poke?"
"Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check, and check!" The Riolu answered.
"Alright then, let's go Dawn!" The Eevee said.
"Right Krystal!" The Riolu replied.
Dawn knocked on the door of the large house. After a few seconds it opened to reveal him.
Mewtwo looked down at the two girls, who were smiling up at him.
"Who are you two?" He asked, glaring at the girls.
"Hello! We're Team Relic, gold rank exploration team!" Dawn greeted. "I'm Dawn and this is Krystal!" She motioned towards her Eevee friend.
"Good, now what do you want?" Mewtwo asked, still glaring.
Dawn sweatdropped. "Err, yeah, well…wewerewonderingifwecouldlive withyouforalittlewhile kthxbai!"
The two girls quickly ran around Mewtwo and into his house.
"Wait! You can't just break into my house!" Mewtwo screamed, quickly levitating towards the girls who were about to go into the kitchen.
"Oh yeah? We just did!" Krystal retorted.
Mewtwo was about to use Psychic to throw the girls out, but then a bright, white flash interrupted him.
Everyone shielded their eyes. Soon the light faded away to reveal yet another powerful Pokemon. In the middle of the hallway was Arceus, the Alpha Pokemon.
"Arceus!? What are you doing here?" Mewtwo asked.
"Hello again Mewtwo." Arceus greeted. "It's been so long. How have you been doing?"
Mewtwo scowled. "Well I was doing fine until everyone decided it was Break-into-Mewtwo's-house-day!" He glared at the girls, who waved happily in return. "What are you doing here anyway?" He asked.
"Ah, Mewtwo, still as rude as ever." Arceus said, shaking her head. "Anyways the reason I came here is to request help from these girls." She motioned towards Dawn and Krystal who looked shocked. "As you know, the reason you were kicked out of the Hall of Origin is because of your short temper and extreme irritability, both flaws you seem to possess even now. You need to learn how to laugh at yourself Mewtwo, and I think Team Relic can help with that. So, as your legendary leader, I demand that you let Team Relic live here with you until your flaws are corrected. If you are to succeed in this task, then you'll be accepted back into the Hall of Origin." She turned to the girls. "Good-luck Team Relic. You'll need it." And with that, she disappeared into another flash of light.
Mewtwo stood there with his mouth gaping open. "What… just happened?"
A couple of moments of awkward silence passed by.
"…Well? Are you going to show us where we sleep or not?" Dawn asked.
Mewtwo banged his head against the wall. He was going to murder Arceus after this.