Disclaimer: Nothing!

Story Title: School Days

Chapter Title: First Day

By: Lil'Kiiro (Me!)

Okay, since I can't think of any ideas for chapter seven for, "The Bet" I decided to make a new fanfic! I got all these ideas for it so, heck why not start a new one lol. So, more HUMOR for everyone! My bad if it's not funny at all... lol.

Oh yeah! The pairings I got so far are: ShizuruxNatsuki and NaoxTomoe... I got NaoxTomoe 'cause when I was trying to think of a person for Nao, Tomoe just popped up in my head and I'm like "Whoa they're actually cute together" so yeah lol.

And for Shina's name... I got it by combining Shizuru and Natsuki's name together! I have no idea what it means so don't hurt me!

ENJOY! (Er, my bad if this idea is taken...? I hardly read these Mai-Hime fanfics that's why there's hardly a review from me... I should really read them soon!)

"Isn't it great, Natsuki? Our daughter, Shina, is going to start kindergarten today!"

Natsuki, who sat at the four-chaired dining table, looked up from the newspaper she was reading and smiled. "She sure is growing up fast," she replied, and then looked back down at the page she was reading.

"She sure is," agreed Shizuru, her tone indicating that she was worried about their daughter growing up into an adult; leaving when it was that time.

She grabbed the white bowl from the counter, placed it on the table and sat down on the chair beside her wife, who sat across from the placed bowl, reading the sports section.

The two have been married for five years now. They were a happy family with a four-year-old daughter named Shina, who was the cutest little angel ever with the knowledge of a child from grade school and the couple were expecting another child in nine months.

Shizuru smiled as their daughter entered the kitchen clad in her lime green pajamas dotted with cute teddy bears, rubbing her eyes wearily.

"Ara, is little Shina ready for her first day of kindergarten?" Shizuru asked her as she made her way to the chair where the bowl was and sat down, grabbing the cereal box.

"Yup!" was the answer that came from the cute brunette. Shina looked both like her parents. She had Shizuru's chestnut coloured hair and Natsuki's emerald orbs. Her personality was more similar to Shizuru's, but she did have a stubborn side like Natsuki.

As Shina happily munched her Lucky Charms, Shizuru decided to get Shina's clothes ready for her first day.

Natsuki yawned as Shizuru got up from her sit, making her grin. "I believe Natsuki's supposed to be doing something."

Her wife blinked and asked, "Huh? What the e-mail?"

Shizuru nodded before heading upstairs to Shina's room, leaving a pouting Natsuki behind.

"Shina, you stay here while I go send that e-mail ok?" Natsuki said, placing the newspaper on the table and then getting up from her sit.

Shina nodded with the spoon in her mouth as Natsuki walked to the stairwell.

'She's so much like Shizuru…not that I mind or anything,' she thought with a smile while heading up the stairs.

Reaching the second floor, she headed right for her and Shizuru's room, stretching on the way there.

Natsuki opened the door to their room and went to the desk where sat the computer.

She yawned before sitting down and turning the computer on. As she waited, the phone beside the speakers began to ring. She picked it up. "Hello?" She held the phone between her right shoulder and jaw as she typed in the password to her hotmail.

"'Sup Kuga!" came the reply from the other line.

"What do you want, Yuuki?" Natsuki growled as she began to type out the e-mail.

"Ah, Fujino kept you up too late again?"

Natsuki blushed. "N-No and it's F-Fujino-Kuga not Fujino. So, what do you want?"

"Aw, how sweet!" Nao said in a sarcastic tone.

Natsuki ignored her comment and continued typing.

Dear Mrs. Yagami,

We are here to inform you that our daughter, Shina will be away next week because she will be getting a check-up at the doctor's.

Also,

Natsuki paused as Nao spoke.

"Guess what?"

"What?"

"You saw the e-mail I sent you right?"

"Yeah," Natsuki replied with a suspicious tone.

"Check it!"

"Er, why?"

With that, Natsuki resumed with her task and froze when she heard something she did not hear everyday.

"'Cause I got a picture of you and Fujino-Kuga in a rather smexy position!"

"W-What?" Natsuki stammered.

"Just check it!"

"Fine!" She opened up a new tab and twitched when she saw the picture slowly reveal itself after clicking Nao's e-mail.

"How the hell did you get this?" Natsuki asked, scrolling up to the reply button.

She could feel Nao's evil smirk as she answered her. "Oh, I have my ways."

"I'm sure you do!" Natsuki hissed, as she scrolled back down to look at the picture again, accidentally copying the picture on the way and scrolling back up to the reply button.

She began to type out her reply:

Nao you ass! Quit taking pictures of Shizuru and me in positions that aren't suitable for children and get a life! If my daughter saw this… I'm so going to kill you!!!!!!!

Shizuru's voice interrupted her, making her stop.

"Natsuki, did you send the e-mail? We have to get going soon!" Shizuru yelled to her from Shina's room.

"Er, not yet! I will in a minute!" Natsuki yelled back.

Natsuki quickly switched tabs to the e-mail for Shina's teacher. Since her movements were rather fast, the phone dropped on the keyboard, pressing the v key and ctrl at the same time as it landed.

"What was that?" Nao asked after Natsuki put the phone back against her ear.

"Dropped it, so chill." Natsuki said as she pressed the send button, not realizing the picture that was placed after the typed, 'also' on the message.

One minute later…

"OH MY GOD!" Natsuki screamed as she checked the copy of the sent version.

"What?"

"I accidentally pasted the picture you sent me on the e-mail I just sent to Shina's teacher!"

Nao laughed. "No way!"

"Yes way! Ok, since you got me into this mess you're going to help me!"

"Wha…" Nao began but was quickly interrupted by Natsuki.

"Meet me at Shina's school! I'm sure you know where that is."

"Hey, since when did I agree t…"

"You better go or I'll kill every electronic device you have and kill you afterwards." Natsuki threatened.

"Fine and bye!" Nao replied and hanged up.

Natsuki hanged up as well and turned the computer off.

After getting up from her sit, she quickly dashed for Shina's room and bumped right into Shizuru after reaching it.

"Ara," Shizuru said as she began to fall over due to the force, but was quickly caught by two strong arms.

"S-Sorry!" Natsuki blushed. "I-I didn't see you…"

Shizuru smiled as Natsuki helped her stand. "It's okay, but what's the rush, honey? Mou, any harder and our unborn would have gone bye-bye!" She hugged her stomach and turned away from Natsuki.

Natsuki panicked and stammered, "Uh, oh no! Is it okay and are you?"

She turned Shizuru around, so she was facing her and touched Shizuru's stomach, making her blouse go up. Natsuki's hand wandered around her stomach, making Shizuru blush faintly.

"Ara, I know you want to take me here and there, but not in front of Shina," Shizuru teased.

"Shi-Shizuru!" Natsuki snapped and jerked her hand back.

"Which one? Here or there?" Shina asked, staring at her parents with a confused look. Even if she was a smart child, it didn't stop her from getting confused at such a subject.

"Ara, now how should I put this…?" Shizuru began as she tapped her chin with her finger.

Natsuki reddened and screamed, "Shi-Shizuru!!"

Shizuru giggled, amused by the situation. "Shina, you'll understand when you're older."

"Okay!" Shina said happily and headed downstairs.

"L-Let's go," Natsuki said as she, too, headed downstairs.

Shizuru nodded and followed her wife outside.

Once they were outside, Shina looked at her parents and asked, "Which car?"

Shizuru scanned the collection of cars they had on the driveway and opened garages and replied, "Ara, I say our family van."

"Why not my Ducati sports bike?" Natsuki said with a pout.

"Ara, what would the children think when they see a fellow classmate sitting on a bike sandwiched between her two sexy parents? That would be such a nice scene, not that I'm complaining..." Shizuru said with a smirk.

"Shizuru get out of that fantasy!" Natsuki screamed. "Family van it is!"

When the van reached the school the family got out of the van. Shizuru walked up to Shina and gave her a big bear hug, while Natsuki stared at Nao, who was behind a bush motioning her over.

"Uh," Natsuki looked at Shizuru and Shina. "I'll be back ok?"

"Where's Natsuki going?" Shizuru asked while hugging Shina.

"S-Somewhere," Natsuki replied and hugged the two.

She leaned over to Shina and whispered, "Try to keep mommy busy for a while until the bell rings ok?" She kissed Shina's forehead and then Shizuru on the lips, of course, before heading over to the bush.

Seeing Natsuki pass the bush, Nao quickly grabbed Natsuki's arm and pulled her to where she was.

"Hey, I didn't come here just to watch children, ya know!" Nao hissed at her. "Trying to get away huh?"

Natsuki sighed and whispered, "I didn't want Shizuru to get suspicious! What would she think if she saw me jump into a bush?"

Nao smirked, "She might just think you had to pee… anyway, here." She handed Natsuki a pair of binoculars.

"And this is for…?" Natsuki asked, grabbing the binoculars and looking through them.

"I don't know… I just brought them," Nao answered, looking through the ones she had.

"Right," Natsuki muttered, watching her wife hug Shina and then letting her go when the sound of the bell was heard.

With Shina and Shizuru…

"Well, it's time for you to go," Shizuru said with a frown. "Have fun!"

Shina nodded and kissed her mommy on the cheek before walking away. She paused and looked at Shizuru with innocent sparkly eyes.

Shizuru smiled. "Go on, sweetie. You'll be late if you don't."

"Ok!" Shina said with a big smile and ran to the school building, but paused again.

"What is it? Did you forget something?" Shizuru asked her.

Shina turned to Shizuru and then at the bush…

With Natsuki and Nao…

"Sweet! Pudding!" Nao said, peeling the lid off of her pudding cup.

Natsuki looked at her with a raised eyebrow and asked, "Pudding?"

"What?" Since Nao had no spoon she just used her tongue as one.

Natsuki turned away disgusted and decided to look through her binoculars again. "Right…you go do that, Yuuki."

As Nao licked her pudding, Natsuki just watched her wife and daughter.

A couple of minutes later, Natsuki's eyes could be seen widening. She turned to Nao, who was still licking her pudding and hissed, "Why is Shina looking over here?"

Nao shrugged. "Beats me."

Natsuki began to panic when Shina just kept on staring at them…or maybe at the bush.

"O-m-g, o-m-g, o-m-g! What is she doing? What the hell? Why is she giving us the thumbs up? Holy crap! Nao duck!"

With that said, the two quickly ducked into the bush and stayed hidden.

Back with Shina and Shizuru…

"Ara, how cute!" Shizuru squealed as Shina flashed a thumbs-up at the bush.

Shina put her arm back to her side and waved goodbye to Shizuru.

Watching Shina disappear within the crowd of children, Shizuru sighed and looked around.

"Ara, now where's Natsuki?"

Back with Natsuki and Nao…

"What the hell was that for?" Nao whispered to Natsuki, with a glare.

Ignoring the question, Natsuki returned the glare, but more icier and whispered, "Thanks to your blazing red hair we got caught!"

"WHAT?" Nao screamed through a whisper.

"Who's the one that looks like a damn cherry? At least I blend in!"

"Who cares if I look like a cherry! Which I don't!"

"Hello! Shina loves cherries!"

"Ah, zip it would ya?"

After that was said, the two got up.

Natsuki looked around. "It's safe!"

"Safe my ass! My pudding is filled with ants!" Nao screamed, looking at her pudding cup.

"PUDDING!" a voice was heard from behind Nao.

"What the…" Nao began but was interrupted by Mikoto grabbing the pudding cup and licking it.

"And sold to the kid that loves food!" Nao finished.

"Mikoto put the pudding cup down!" another voice was heard.

"What the hell? Why are you two here?" Natsuki asked, pointing two fingers at Mikoto and Mai.

"Her," Mai simply answered as she pointed at Nao, who was holding her cell phone.

"Ah, you gotta love text messaging!" Nao said, with a sigh and kissing her cell phone afterwards.

"Oh God," Natsuki began, "someone get her a wife!"

Nao looked at Natsuki with a death glare and yelled, "What the hell a wife? What makes you say a WIFE?"

Natsuki shrugged. "You're considered as a guy to me." She turned to Mai and hurriedly said before Nao could say anything, "You two stay here, watching for anyone, like my wife while Yuuki and I go inside all right?"

Mai and Mikoto nodded as Natsuki dashed for the school with an angry Nao.

Inside the school…

"Over there!" Natsuki said, pointing at the classroom up ahead.

"Whatever," Nao muttered, looking down at the ground, following Natsuki to the classroom.

Once they reached the classroom, a woman with green hair and purple eyes stood by the doorway.

"Mrs. Yagami," Natsuki began, "Er, you're not busy are you?"

"Uhm, no but…" the woman said but was quickly interrupted by Natsuki.

"Great! Then you wouldn't mind lending me your computer now do you?" Natsuki asked, eyeing the computer near the window.

Before the lady could answer Natsuki dashed right for the computer.

"Gosh Kuga…" Nao paused when she saw the lady standing in front of her. She smirked. "Why hello there! Mrs. Yagami was it?"

"Uh, no," the green-haired lady answered.

Nao's smirk widened. "Oh, how rude of me! Ms. Yagami then," she said and grabbed the lady's hand, planting a kiss on it.

The woman sighed and blushed.

Nao let go of her hand and purred. "So, teach, I'm having trouble with the alphabet… it seems that I happen to put U and I together…a lot."

The woman's blushed deepened. "I-I'm not the teacher but I'll be glad to help you with that problem anytime."

"Oh?" Nao wondered aloud.

"Mrs. Yagami is busy, so I'm supervising the kids for her and my name is Tomoe."

Natsuki ran back to the two with a grin. "I deleted it! Let's go!"

Shina could be heard saying 'Bye mama' in the background as the two began to leave.

"Call me!" Nao said, throwing a piece of paper at the woman as Natsuki dragged her out.

…

"See, you just found yourself a wife," Natsuki said as they walked out.

"Whatever!" Nao muttered. "I'm off!"

With that, Nao walked home leaving Natsuki behind.

Natsuki looked over at the bush and noticed that Mai and Mikoto were gone. She sighed. "Off to Shizuru I go!"

Then suddenly, two hands covered her eyes.

"Ara, I never knew Natsuki takes so long to pee…in a bush! Why didn't you ask me to help you?" Shizuru said from behind Natsuki, still covering her wife's eyes with her hands.

Natsuki blushed and screamed. "SHI-SHIZURU!"

'Nao sure was right! Shizuru did think that I went to pee in a bush!' she thought as the two walked to the family van.

TBC?

Should I continue? No? Yes? I'll let you guys decide! If no one likes, then whoa I'm dropping this little humor fic lol. If people like, then maybe I will continue it.

Well, anyway, hope you guys enjoyed it! Correct any mistakes I've made! Thanks and Bye!!

EDIT: Lmao! I so knew it was ctrl and not alt, Lil'Pinku! Believe it! XD. Okay, since you noticed it and you just plain love cookies...(GAH you stole my cookies lmao!) you get (a) GIANT (whichever flavour) cookie(s)!!)