The Diary of Diarrhea
Act Gay
Written by: Satoshi Beer Sandler & Mion Cagezaki
Btw Mion & Satoshi r from Higurashi no naku koro ni and Stocking is from Panty and stocking with garterbelt and Hanako is from Katawa shoujo and Akira is from Special a so I don't done diddley own those characters
it was a day. Idk wat day it was but it was a day. And shit was going on with Diarrhea. There was a pickle and he said "I WILL RAPE UOI" and then they had kinky spanking like in sex and the city. "HAAM DID I SAY HAAYAM" diarrhea said
"HAMBURGERS ARENT MADE BY HAM DONT BE TRICKED BY THE GOVERNMENT!" said satoshi beer.
"theyre made out of mashed dicks" said mion cagezaki flipping her fabulous booger green hair
And then satoshi epic hojo appeared out of no where
"HAY HAY HAAY WHERE BE MA NIGGLETS BE AT?!"
"stfu epic im getting rl tired of ur shit do u even lift" said alice, but we called her stocking.
" nuuuu don't be meen 2 him stocking i luuuuurv him" said claudia, we called her hanako.
"bitch pls stocking I aint yo nigga no more and hanako I dont luv u stop stalking me ok fite me irl" said satoshi epic, angrily
"BITCH I EM SICK ND TIRED OF U MESIN WITH MA HANAKO I WILL FITE U IRL LETS GO NIGGAAAAA" stocking said spitting in the other direction
"MK LETS GO! CUM ON! CUM ON!" said satoshi
" U READY BITCH?!"
"OH IM RADY"
Then diarrhea, satoshi beer, mion cagezaki, and pickle came and stopped the fight/possible porn sequence
"u guys satoshi epic is drunk don't fight hmi" sid diarrhea
and then genny arrived, but we called her akira
" u wot m8"
"stfu" said satoshi to akira
"no u"
END OF ACT I: GAY.
CONTINUE ON TO ACT II, CUMMING SOON!