Hey guys! I thought I'd make a funny story, this is my first attempt at humor well on Harry Potter anyway. Yes I'm aware the first chapter sucks, I was a bit stuck on what to write it sounded so much better when the idea popped in my head. Anyways hope you enjoy it please review.

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything except Andrea unless otherwise stated!

Andrea Thompson was hired to be the Hogwarts psychiatrist, her first patient Harry Potter.

Knocking on the door Andrea told him to come in which he did,

"Have a seat." Andrea said with a caring smile. He just kept his mouth shut, to shy to say anything.

"No need to be nervous Harry, I don't bite." The young psychiatrist said, Harry gave a small smile.

"So why don't you tell me about yourself." Andrea said flopping her hands over her legs and stared at him.

"I…I go to Hogwarts." Harry said, Andrea had to keep from laughing he was so cute in the aw little kid way of course, after all she was 23 and he was 14.

"Ok and what else? I heard you are a very good seeker." Andrea said, he nodded.

"Well I think I'm ok." Harry said modestly,

"Mhmm, so it's come to my attention though Harry that you are very stressed out. Why is that?" Andrea asked trying not to pry too much, she noticed that he had tensed up.

"I don't want to talk about it." Harry said,

"I promise Harry I don't tell anyone anything you say to me." Andrea said, He sighed before opening his mouth.

"I can't stand Professor Snape, all of these people act like they know me but they don't and Voldemor….never mind his name is still after me. I'm lacking at quidditch practice and Cho Chang still doesn't notice me." Harry said now crying hysterically, Andrea's eyes widened.

"Think Andrea what can make him feel better?"

"It's going to be alright Harry." She said patting him on the shoulder, he whipped his head up and glared at her.

"Is that…what you say to make people feel better?! Oh yes I'll be fine I only have the…dark lord after me TRYING TO KILL ME! But yes everything will be ok!" Harry exclaimed making her jump.

"I um." Andrea stuttered as Harry got up and ran out of the room still crying, Andrea just sat there mouth opened in shock.

Hope you liked it, next will be….Professor Snape. Totally couldn't skip him out of this, any suggestions would be nice!