By RegalOneByTheStream, with extreme collaboration from Hey.Ya.Like.Jazz, @ my BFF Kiernan.
So after reading the fucking SHIT that was My Immortal, my friend Kiernan and I decided that stupid fanfiction sounded fun. Sleep deprivation - induced insanity might have played a key factor as well. Hence, this shitpost.
Read, and learn.
(If you learn anything from this fic at all...well, good fuckin' luck.)
Disclaimer: we don't own anything but our lovely, cringy OC, thank the lord.
I dare someone to make fanart. I DARE YOU.
(Kiernan: I'm on it, Regoon.)
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Iris Demonick HellAngel Coldsoul was a young demonic vampire zombae half-skeleton (her dad was Sans the skellae but her momma is a vampire so she got it frum there) and she fell into he underground! (an; oh shnikes!) she was vry hurt and had a bunch of brikan bones but dhe still could walk bcause her legs were fine bcs she was a vampire (an* dont judge her or ur a prepp) she was waring her fabulous high hells (geddit heels hells winkwonk) amd her blek fishnet bodysuit thats axctuallly relly confortible and covered all her privite partzSHUT UP STUPID POIVERT and her favorite hot pink nail polish. she woke up on sum gold flowers and loked arund. she yelld "Wherr da fuk am I?!!!??" She yelled. (An; she's never been in the underground even tho Sans is hur dadday. NOT THAT KIND OF DADDY, PERVORT!) siddemly, a soft voice said, "Ur un the uddergurnd biatch," and whem she turned around there wwas a stupod yellow poser plant behind hur! "Wit da fuc is the underground, stupid poser?!" She put her hunds un hur hips and glard at the plant. "This is the underground." The flower sed with a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his stoopid ugly face an Iris was NOT retarded tank u verry much! Suddenl..., the flower grew teeth and fangs and long, sharp incosors and said, "IMA EAT YOUUUUUU"!"
"Omg!"Oris screamed, "haeeeeeelp!" but Suddenly… iris remembers that her was a zomvie! "ifs u eat me," she said detrmindly, "u will becum a VAMPIR ZOMIE DEMON LIKE ME!" The flowerr was so scared and and disappead into the grund. Iris fell in her knees and started to cry. "Why do people run away from meh bc I'm a vampy zimby denon!" She wiled. She felt a little depressedd and took out her pocket nife that she carried arund with her everywhurr and slit her wrists. She sat down and waited for the bleeding to stop, which wud be soon bc she was prt vampire and bleedin wwuz kinda easy for hur o heel, but she didn't cuz she had big depresseion. Aftur it stopped she got up an walked into the undergrund.
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(Kiernoons Note) OMG GUYZ! TANK UU FUR READIN DIS! ALSO, TANKS REGOON FUR LETTING MAKE A COLLAB WIT UU!
Anyways, PLEASE don't leave a good review for this utter pile of SHIAT. And I apologize to anyone who thought that I'd be coming out with something good. HoF ch3 is close. Very close. I have two free days, which is awesome, but next week I'm drowned in stuff. I'll give y'all a nice I'M NOT DEAD! with this.
Lol, thanks though, Kiernan. Winkwonk.
(Btw, Kiernan's username here is Hey.There.Ya.Like.Jazz and she had a Siri love fic...which is written about another friend of ours. We excel at shit like this.)
DO NOT WRITE DRUNK FANFICTION LIKE US!!!!!
~RegalOneByTheStreams