Uncommon Lines

Lines you would like to hear in Battlestar Galactica. In any of the 3 seasons.

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Category: Any Season.

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Lee Adama: Dad, I need to talk to you about something.

W. Adama: (Sighs) Who'd you sleep with this time?

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Roslin: I need a drink.

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W. Adama: I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.

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(I've been holding on to this one for a long time.)

(Lee and Kara are walking down a hall in the Galactica after Exodus.)

Kara: You think the Old Man is going to let his newfound fame go to his head?

(The PA activates.)

W. Adama: Attention, Galactica. This is God.

Lee: Yep.

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(Roslin and W. Adama are about to "do it".)

W. Adama: If I take my gingko, I'll remember where I put the Viagra.

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Baltar: Not now, I'm having sex with my conscience. Come back in 10 minutes.

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Number Six: I'm not manipulating you Gaius. I'm just fucking with you!

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(About Baltar)

D'Anna: So, what are we doing to him this week?

Six: Tomorrow, he'll think someone is following him.

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(Tigh lets it slip he is a Cylon.)

W. Adama: You alright?

Tigh: Bite my shiny metal ass.

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(Tyrol lets it slip he's a Cylon.)

Cally: You alright?

(Tyrol snaps.)

Tyrol: I'M A CYLON!

Cally: (Not listening.) What?

Tyrol: Um, Nothing.

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That's all I've got right now. I'll get more in-depth into various seasons and episodes later. I know you people have some ideas. Let's hear them! Click the little blue button at the bottom!