Disclaimer: I do not own any Twilight characters, and would never want to.
No offense to anyone, but I am not a big fan of Twilight, or even a fan at all. Anyways I was bored and decided to kill Edward….ENJOY ! :D
"Edward, I love you so much, please change me into a vampire so I can be with you forever." Bella said way too dramatically, with a look of insanity on her face.
"Bella, I already told you I would not, why can't you just be happy with the time you have with me." He said as he watched her cry pathetically.
"Because!" She screamed like a spoiled brat. "I am completely obsessed with you like so many other teenage girls are! I just want to spend eternity with you!"
Edward looked at her with shock on his face realizing for the first time that this girl didn't have a bit of sense in her brain, but unfortunately he loved her anyways. "Bella alright I will turn you into a vampire, if you are completely sure this is what you want."
"Yes!" She squealed like a two year old. "I want nothing elese."
"Alright." He whispered and bent down ready to bite her on the neck, but the second before he did…..
A wolf jumped out of the woods, and bit off his head, sending blood splattering over a shocked Bella! (muwahahahahah!)
The wolf changed into Jacob, built a fire, and threw Edward and Edward's head into the fire.
Bella stood there frozen with her mouth wide open, not wanting to believe what she just saw. "Jacob, you….you," Tears were streaming down her face.
"I know Bella," He said proudly. "But actually I just did you a favor. I can't believe you fell for that creep, when you have me. I'm amazingly tan, and I walk around shirtless all the time showing off my beautifully muscular body. And plus that guy was like way older than you, why would you want to date an old man." He then paused to flex his muscles.
"AHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!" Bella screamed. "I hate you! You just killed the man I love, and now you're bragging about how good you think you look!"
He thought for a second, and then said, "Yea pretty much."
"I….HATE….YOU…..SO…..M U C H!" She picked up a rock and threw it at him with all her might (which wasn't much) and ran off into the woods crying dramatically.
"What's her problem?" Jacob said outloud, to no one in particular. "That guy was about to drink her blood and she's mad at me for killing him!"
So he changed back into a wolf and also ran off into the woods.
THE END
Yep this is the result of bordom and hatred of Twilight, please review and if you are angry at me for writing this because you are a Twilight obsessed fan, please say so in a review! :D