Moi-Moi: Hey guys! I've had a few chapters for this story written out for several months now. I just never bothered to post it for some reason. But, I think I'm willing to share it now. Let me know what you think since this is my first attempt at an Osmosis Jones fanfic.

Summary: "I've met viruses like you before-"

"There are no viruses like me, baby," I interjected quickly.

She went on as if she hadn't heard me. "Times are getting tough for a virus. What everyone could use is a little help. All I want to do is help you, Mr. Thrax."

I smirked. "Don't move, I might make a mess," I said before pressing the tip of my heated claw against her forehead.

Ever wonder just how Thrax was able to accomplish so much before the movie began? Look no further. I've got all the answers right here...(ThraxXOC)

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Prologue

When two, deadly creatures come together to make something even more contagious, well, that's just beautiful.

Streptococcus pyogenes. My mama's side of the family. Nearly one hundred years of recognition in big time medical books. That's all thanks to good breeding. Each new strain of bacteria- each new generation- more virulent than the last. Worked up a nice name for themselves- Scarlet Fever. Like all bacteria though, they're easily handled by a bit of antibiotic. (Humans are getting pretty wise).

My daddy's another story. Some young, new cat just making his way onto the viral scene- no recognition, a real no body. But, he had big dreams. He was gonna be the biggest thing to hit the scene since the Black Death. Dengue… Ebola… AIDS… They were all gonna look like a common cold compared to him. Things just didn't go as planned at first.

Immunity forces were getting smarter. Knocking out any up and coming virus before they could get a hold of any body. What a time to try to make a mark on history…

Eventually, old pops got wise to the game. Immunity was getting better at handling viruses and those humans were finally using their brains for once. They came up with a whole slew of "antibiotics". (They probably thought they were hot spit).

Before becoming "enlightened", pops was spreading and sharing his genes with any virus he could find before Immunity caught up to him. If he was gonna go out, he was gonna leave behind someone even better to take his place. Then it hit him. None of those viruses back then had the kind of genes needed to make a real killer. But a certain bacterial strain did. And one she-cell in particular caught his eye...

You can probably guess where this story is goin' by now. Pops met the perfect bacteria to "procreate" with, infected her with some viral DNA, and out pops the hottest cat to the viral scene all ready to take over. The name's Thrax. Careful, I'm contagious.