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CHAPTER START~!

A blonde boy was eating salmon slowly as he looked at the woman in front of him, "So later today?" He was a young teen at the age of seventeen with healthy tan skin; he wore a black suit with skin tights black pants. The young man haired spiky blonde hair, blue eyes, whisker marks on his face. His height was standard around his age, an exact 5ft and 5in. He curls his toes in his black sandals while undoing his suit's buttons to show a classy white-button shirt.

The woman nodded at the sentence, "Yes, you will be attacked by an assassin again later tonight. Might as well be prepared."

"Got it… but…" The blonde said seriously getting the mood tense as the woman tilted her head.

"Nani?"

"Did you have to bring half the Yakuza here to watch us eat?" The boy pointed to all the black suited men either holding guns or swords around them, ready to protect their lives. While the whole restaurant, which was filled with people that were pale and shaking in fear.

"I didn't bring them, they brought themselves. Anyway, thank you for the mission last week, this town is officially ours. Naruto… I thank you for your help." The woman said standing up and giving her hand to Naruto.

However the blonde smacked it, to anyone else, it look like he was insulting her…but the Yakuza members and the woman smiled, looking at the cheeky look that was on Naruto's face. He just placed two fingers on his forehead and pushed it off as if to say 'See ya.' As he left the restaurant.

"Ma'am." A young woman barely entering her twenties asked the woman. "Why do you allow that Yankee to act like that towards you?"

"Because, Naruto Uzumaki is strong enough to kill anyone, but doesn't do it." The woman started before sitting her utensils down. "And besides its fun."

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WITH NARUTO

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"Okay got to let Sven know that I'm not working today." Naruto sighed walking to a phone booth. "He's going to yell at me…" After entering the right amount of change for the location and time the blonde tap the numbers in quickly.

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"Hello?"

Naruto sighed inwardly as he spoke, "Sven? It's Naruto."

"Fox! Haven't heard you in a while, what's up?" A male adult's voice came from the phone as Naruto spoke.

"I won't be able to help with some jobs; some jerks are sending assassins towards me. I got to stay here and protect my family." Naruto spoke honestly, "To top it off, I need to stay for exams. Sorry."

"It's all right, you're still a kid. Well it's not like there any good targets lately so take some time off; anyway I'll be back to Japan soon to drop in." Sven told Naruto who nodded with a smirk. "Anyway good luck."

Naruto smiled as he made a cross hand gesture, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

POOF~!

In small white cloud burst was another Naruto that was perfectly identical to the first one, "You go take this home." The first real Naruto said passing the new one a small object. "Fix it and dispel yourself when it's over."

"Got it boss!"

"Okay… time for school."

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Sainan High, Afternoon, Lunchtime

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Naruto was now wearing as he turns to a corner to see something that he gotten used to for many years. Also he has change into a new set of clothing; he wore a cream-colored school jacket and brown shoes. Naruto had his jacket open as it show that he still had his previous dress shirt, knowing that it was still the equivalent to the school uniform shirt. He wore tan pants that had a black belt with a metal loop on the side of his hips.

"This is painful… and I should know from Kakashi's Sennen Goroshi move." Naruto said looking at an orange-haired boy looking at a cute blue-haired girl, wearing a tan sweater vest the female version of the school uniform and wore a green plaid skirt. She had blue haired that was part to the side to show her forehead and had sweet, gentle amethyst color eyes, she also had two red hairclips that made sure her stay in place. She had petite figure that Naruto admit made her very attractive and can understand why the young man wanted to date her. She was about5ft and 3inand had porcelain lovely white skin.

Back to the matter in hand…why was it painful…? Well after four years of seeing that orange-haired boy who's name is Rito trying his best to talk to the girl, it tends to get sad quickly. The orange haired boy also had spiky hair similar to Naruto; also he wore the same school uniform like the blonde but also wore the green tie, the blonde knows that Rito also wore the button white shirt under the jacket. Naruto never wears his since he doesn't really know how to tie one properly no matter how many times he tried. Lastly he stops at Rito's gray shoes chucking at the ugly things. He looks like a regular teen with white healthy skin and topaz colored eyes. Although Rito and Naruto's height were nearly the sameNaruto was technically taller by a centimeter or so. The blonde walked up the orange-haired teen, "Rito, just tell her. The worst she can say is no, and that probably won't happen given how sweet she is!"

"Shush!" Rito said pushing Naruto to a hallway after the blue-haired girl turned hearing the blonde's voice. After making sure that the girl didn't follow them Rito spoke up, "Naruto, I can do it."

"That's what you said for the last four years." Naruto deadpanned with a sigh, "Oh yeah, I wanted to tell you that tonight you and Mikan hit the deck when I say so."

Rito raised an eyebrow before gaining a look of realization, "Ohh, is it another-"

"Yup."

"And to prevent us from dying-"

"Yes."

"And you'll take them-"

"YES! Please stop doing that!" Naruto said with a tick mark on his head. "Anyway, I'm eating lunch and you forgot yours… again." The blonde passed the orange-haired boy his lunch. "You're lucky Mikan loves you enough to make this, I wouldn't."

"Wow, you love me so much…" Rito deadpanned before he and Naruto went upstairs to head up towards the rooftop.

"Ha, anyways how are things?" Naruto asked as they reached the roof. "Besides somehow having Murphy's Law bending you over like a-"

"Enough! Sheesh! Anyways, nothing much, school has been easy since you've been helping me with exams." Rito said with a smile. "I just wish I can tell-"

"Zzzz…"

"Oi!"

"What?! Oh my god, who's the president, what year is it?! WHAT ARE YOU ON, THAT'S MAKING ME SLEEPY!" Naruto comically cried shaking Rito as his head was perfectly mimicking a bobble-head.

The blonde soon stopped as the two shared a laugh. Rito however noticed something inside Naruto's school jacket, "You brought your gun?"

Naruto's eyebrows rose as he looked at his unbutton jacket to see indeed…he has a black gun inside of it. "Huh…must've forgotten to give this to my boss before heading here."

"Well, knowing you, even if you held it in class no one will say anything." Rito deadpanned as Naruto pulled out the gun and twirled it with his index finger like a cowboy would. "Ah, don't do that!"

"Relax it wasn't even loaded-"

Tat~!

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"Whew..." Naruto said as a he saw the gun suppressor-smoking tip and the small hole between his feet, "I never thought that having silencer on this was a good thing, lacks power though." The young boy said before opening the chamber to take the remaining bullets out. "There, let's agree that never happen." He asked before leaning down to see the hole, "Hell~o? I think I see steam…gah water~!" He cried as he face was splash by water! "HOT WATER!" He screamed as he rolled around from the pain.

"KYA~!"

The two boy's heard the school moved as shrilly girl screams were heard, "WHO TURN OFF THE HOT WATER!?"

"…Agreed." Rito said as he stood up. "I'll be heading back to class. This never happen…" The young man said as he started to move while Naruto took out the bullets out once more.

"Sure, I got a little thing to take care of. Along with plugging up that hole…" Naruto said while he reloaded his gun. "Go straight home, after failing to confessing to Haruna." He explained before slamming the chamber shut and spun it to make it

"Alright." Rito said as he left the other male while closing the door.

"Three… two… one…" Naruto counted as he heard loud noises, as yelling was next. "Wow right on time."

The blonde jumps off the building as he took out a grapple hook connected to some rope, "Hup~!" He grunted smiling as the hook caught on the railing and swung down to a open window. "Nailed it~!" The athletic teen said with a smirk.

"Wow~! Nice moves~"

"Hmm?" Naruto moved his head to see an attractive girl with dirty slightly curvy, blond colored hair and dark brown eyes. She has a curvaceous figure and her 3-sizes are B83-W60-H85, which reminded Naruto to beat the crap of his teacher who taught him how to accurately guess the 3 sizes with a single glance. She wore the sweater vest of the clothing as Naruto noted how it clung to her body rather perfectly…Ero-sennin is going to get it when and if he meets him again. Unlike Haruna she didn't had the green ribbon exposing her naked neck out. She had healthy white skin, she her height was abit taller then him…not that Naruto cared…stupid inch. Nearly kissing range- height! Naruto meant height not range! "Hey Risa-chan…" The blonde said as he tugs on the rope to see it come loose, "Okay time to get that hook later."

The girl smiled mischievously as she made a gripping motion with her hand, "Time for some buns~" She said before…

WHACK~!

"Gah!" She comically spat out as a piece of an eraser hit her forehead dead center.

Naruto smiled as he turns holding a large remaining part of the eraser, "Hehehe, nice try. I'm not a toy to use Risa." He chuckled as he saw some of the girls and guys laugh at the duo.

"Aww, why not let me let me grope those nicely tight buns?" She pouted as the brightly colored hair boy smiled as he jumped over the girl who tried to grab him, to expertly and with grace while landed on a desk undoing some buttons on his shirt to wink at her. "Wanna get some?" He teased before twisting his legs to move his body as Risa once more attack him.

"Whoa!" The blonde said actually surprised at her speed, "Someone's frisky!" He chuckled as he used his arm to boost his body then pushed off to land on his chair. "Safe zone~!" He raised his hands before slamming down as Risa slammed…into thin air?

"…Ow…" She said before sliding on nothing towards the ground. "How does that happen all the time?"

Leaning down with a smirk, "Cause I'm better than you~" He teased as Risa tried to peak his lips to hit…nothing again.

"SERIOUSLY!?" She cried comically with waterfall tears falling down, "So far and yet so close~!"

"Maybe next time, Risa." Naruto said with a kind smile as the girl stood up like nothing happen.

"Next time, those lips are mine~" She vowed as the rest of students came and class restarted.

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END OF THE SCHOOL DAY/AFTERNOON

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Naruto walked up the stairs with Risa walking after him, "Not now, getting my hook." He said in a singing tone as Risa smile.

"Can't I walk with a friend?"

"Does said friend have tight buns?" Naruto chuckled as he kicked the door open and saw the ledge that had a metal grappling hook. "Done."

"You really got to teach how do that!" Risa said smiling as Naruto looked at her with a deadpan look.

"So you can Mission Impossible in my room? No~ thanks!" He joked leaning on the railing, "Still…hey look Rito's is going to do it again."

"Five thousand yen says something 'normal' happens." Risa said, as Naruto knew that meant if something stops Rito like Haruna's friends talking to her, a teacher, something easy.

"Twenty thousand on something crazy." Naruto betted on knowing the elephant running over Rito was last week and the crazy ones usual come weekly.

"Deal!"

CRASH~!

"Holy shit!" Naruto gasped out as he saw a freaking UFO crash in front of Rito, "That luck is like the complete opposite of mine!" He laughed out loud as Risa look shock with a twitching eyebrow, losing yet again another bet. Maybe she should bet her virginity next time so she can enjoy her next loss from him.

"Ahh…" Naruto stopped his amusement as he walked down, "Time to call the government, man I am having a great day for a Monday! Don't forget my money tomorrow…"

Risa didn't speak as she nodded to herself, "Wait I have another bet~!"

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LATER, Afternoon/Sunset, Yuuki residence

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Naruto sighed as he enter his home, "Hey, I'm back!" He said aloud to enter the hallway, while quickly entering the living room to see a young girl with long flowing brown hair whose short ponytail was fluffed out on top, held together by beads and has golden brown eyes. She wore loose orange-red shirt and a white skirt as well, lastly Naruto notice she had a blue bracelet that he got her a while ago. "Hey Mikan-chan." She was sitting on the couch with a bag of chips near her. Sitting up to look at him, Naruto calculated that she was a foot shorter than he was.

"Hey Naruto-kun!" Mikan smiled brightly. "How was your day?"

"Good, although we're going to get attack today." The blonde said casually as he plopped on the nearest recliner. "God… I hate Mondays!" He moaned into his chair, "Oh crap… I forgot to get groceries...ehh I'll make Rito do it." He sighed as he tried to digs himself deeper into the chair.

"Oh Naruto-kun, you're so lazy sometimes." Mikan giggled.

"Quiet, when you decide to work with the Yakuza then you will understand my pain~" He whined as Naruto sat up, "So are you going to stay or do you want me to drop you off your friends to hang out while I quote, 'defend', unquote the house?" Naruto said air quoting the end of his sentence. "Cause it's cool if you want too?

"Are they carrying guns or are they thugs with blunt weapons?" Mikan said as she ate some chips.

"Guns." Naruto said as Mikan looked at him.

"There's your answer, I'm staying." She simply explained as she flipped channels.

"Typical." Naruto raised a brow. "You always were the mature one around here."

"Well you're mature, when you're stressed out." Mikan pointed out, "I mean you and Rito do have your moments, but you two can't act like adults to save your lives."

"Meh, what can I say? Old habits die hard." Naruto shrugged.

"Hmm?" The girl looked at Naruto who shook his head.

"Nothing…" He said softly as Mikan stop at channel showing a Magical Girl show. 'It's been a nearly a decade since I was brought to this world…' the blonde thought to himself as he sat with Mikan to watch the show together unnoticing her blush when his shoulder touched hers.

His mind slowly wondered as he remembers that moment…

After he and Sasuke destroyed one another's arms, they reconciled and finally fix their broken bond. However no more than a few minutes, they were sucked into an odd portal, most likely something that Kaguya did before they sealed her away. Only a Genius can do that…

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Somewhere in the cosmos a cute pink haired female sneezed almost driving her ship into a space station, "WHOOPS~!"

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Naruto opened his eyes to see that not only he had two hands again… but also he was a kid once more. He had no clue how that happened, but here he was as a kid again.

A few months and he realized that Sasuke was nowhere to be found along with staying a technological city that was far superior to the Snow Country. But thanks to his Shinobi training he was able to survive by stealing and hiding from people, while it wasn't glamorous it was his skills that kept him fed.

"Humph." Naruto let out a chuckled as he remember the event soon after that.

"Hm? Doushita, Naruto-kun?" Mikan looked at him.

"Remember how you guys met me?" He said adjusting his seat as he turned his body to face Mikan with a soft smile on his face.

"How could we not?" Mikan asked.

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Flashback

Naruto was smiling as he threw a stack of yen into a fire, "Ha, I am literally burning my money away!" He joked as he slightly shivered, it was winter and man was it bad in the city he was in. "Oh man… I wished a packed a better coat. The clothes on my back aren't going to last and I'm gonna be a Popsicle if I don't warm up."

He would steal more clothing but with the fact that police starting look for him more as of late was too big of a risk. While he can use his Ninjutsu, l it was not a good idea in place like here with no people who can use chakra.

"Still… at least it's better than nothing… A… A… ACHOO!" He sneezed. "Ugh… great, now I'm gonna get sick…"

"HELP!"

The blonde head jolted up as he heard a young kid's voice scream, "Dammit, I really don't want to do this~!" He complained running out from his usual alley to find the distressed child. "What the-!"

"No! Stop! Leave my sister alone!" An orange-haired boy cried out, only to be knocked down by a thug.

"Back off kid!" The man said holding a child with one arm around a young girl's neck, holding a gun forward to some local cops.

"Aw crap, seriously?" Naruto groaned. "Just when I thought my day was bad, it got even worse."

"Hey get back kid!" The shooter said as he pointed a gun on Naruto. "I'll kill you too!"

"No way!" Naruto raised his hands. "I will promise you this, if you let that girl go...you might be able to live...but if you don't I will promise you this...you will be stuck in hospital room until someone is kind enough to put you out of your sad existence." The blonde child said using raw killing intent to scare the man enough to make him shaking in his boots.

"You bluffing'! You're just a kid! What could you do to me?!"

"Oh you'd be surprised what I could do. Trust me, I surprise even myself sometimes." Naruto said. "Now let the girl go or it's your funeral."

"I...I…" He said letting go of the girl, before pointing his gun at her, "I-I won't be-"

Naruto threw three knives at criminal's hands as he lost his grip, "And now you won't be able to use those things again…"

"Gah! You bastard!" He cried out as the girl ran for safety towards the police.

"Move again, and this one goes into your eyes." Naruto warned holding another knife. "Police do it now…"

"You stay here kid, we're getting you into the system." A stern looking man said kindly. "You don't have to stay in the streets any longer."

"..." Naruto watched them as the cuff the man and slowly inched away, before turning around and saw a young girl in front of him. "GAH! Don't scare me like that!"

"Thank you…" the girl mumbled.

"It's fine."

CLINK~!

"Dammit…" Naruto cried as the officer has cuffed his hand to his own.

"We're getting you into a orphanage, sorry kid but you're suppose to be taken care of." The man said as he started to pull Naruto to a car.

"Agh, no way!" Naruto said escaping the cuff.

"Hey!"

"Freeze!"

"Crap…" The former ninja said as he was surrounded. "I thought I was still treated as a minor?"

"No! Don't arrest him!" The girl yelled. "He saved my life!"

"Miss look, he's a kid who's living in the slums-"

"Wait my mom and dad are here!" The orange haired boy said as he had two adults walking towards Naruto.

Naruto watched as the policemen and the two parents were talking, "Okay now I can-" He stopped as he felt someone grab his waist. "Is that you little girl?"

"Yes…"

"Oh, well-"

"Don't leave me…"

"Eh?"

"Don't leave me… please…?"

The blonde nodded his head as the orange boy gave him a soda, "Huh?"

"Thanks for saving my sister!" He said with a bright smile, "It's the least I can do, sorry it's such a cheap gift."

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END OF FLASHBACK

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"Funny how your mom and dad adopted me so I can stay here." Naruto chuckled as he was laying his head on Mikan's lap.

"Yeah." Mikan smiled combing his hair with her hand. " Thanks for saving me back then,"

"Anytime…" He sighed as the blonde looked at his watch. "Mind if I take a nap? Didn't think that my boss would push me so far today…"

The girl nodded as she watched the boy quickly fall asleep from his tiredness, "Hmhm…" She giggled softly, "You always push yourself too far you know?" She said kindly draping a blanket over his body.

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NIGHT TIME

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"Whoa…" Naruto eyes opened as he saw Mikan and Rito lying on the floor. "They started?"

"Nope, just waiting," Mikan, said as bullets came from the walls! "THERE WE GO!" She yelled covering her head as Naruto stood up straight and sighed.

"Be right back…" Naruto said taking out his gun. "Window!" He yelled as he jumped to the nearest one and saw fifty men in front of his house. "Crap, that's a lot. Well, nothing better then the present!"

*BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!*

The young man expertly used his black gun to disarmed each assailant's own gun's, then reloaded as he shot their legs, "Oi, I suggest you get a doctor to look at that before you bleed out!" He swore as the men cried in pain.

"I got you-"

*BONK~!*

"OW! What the-!"

"Sheesh fox!" A white suited man said as he hit Naruto over the head.

"Sven?" Naruto turn to see one of the gunners lying dead in the street. "Dude… you killed him…" He said softly as he took off his school jacket and placed it over the deceased man's upper body. "That's not right…"

"Hey, he was going to shoot you." The man said taking off his hat, "I was trying-"

*BONK!*

"OW!"

"How many times do I have to tell you?! No killing policy!"

"And how many times do I have to tell you that we're Sweepers?" Sven said rubbing his injury. "We're killers, how you get paid by not killing the targets make me wonder…"

"Oh you'd be surprised. A lot more if you kept the target alive."

"We aren't bounty hunters." Sven said.

"Well consider me an unofficial one." Naruto said, before shooting an assassin on the arm without even looking.

Sven smirked at the blonde's shooting, barely when he meet him, the kid couldn't shoot a broad side of a barn. Now he can shoot vitals and non-vitals without looking, "Ugh, anyway they won't do anything. Mind if I come inside? I got some info for you."

"Fine. I'll finish up here." Naruto said, shooting another in the leg without even looking again.

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INSIDE THE HOUSE, NIGHTTIME

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"Uwhaaaa… that took forever." Naruto sighed as he sat on the chair.

"It's been only five minutes." Sven sweat dropped.

"So what's the news?" The blonde asked as he saw Mikan and Rito sitting at the couch that was now perfectly the same and not shot into Swiss cheese.

"I got good and bad, which do you prefer?"

"Let's get the bad news over with."

"Alright, then here's the bad news." Sven said. "Most of the mafia's and Yakuza's that aren't with your boss, starting to get more assassins to kill you. Thankfully your rep as No-Blood King is making them turn them down." Sven started scratching his green colored hair. "Some of our allies join them, so they can 'attack' you."

"Hehhhhhhh… figures." Naruto sighed. "So what's the good news?"

"Well, I got our payment for the last ten bounties." Sven set a suitcase in front of Naruto, "A million yen, no tax refunds."

The blonde smiled as he nodded, "Sweet, I get some supplies for the next few months."

"Well since that's over, I'll take a shower." Rito said waving to the green haired Sweeper, "Hey Sven."

"Hey," The man said before looking at Naruto with a serious look, "Also… I can't find anything about that group that tried to kidnap you."

"Dang…" Naruto sighed. "It's been a month since then and still nothing?"

"Hey, these guys are good at covering their tracks." Sven said.

"To be honest, someone from them met with me before school started a week ago." The Blonde started as Sven seem surprised.

"What? Why didn't you tell me this?" The white suited man inquired as Mikan set a plate of rice and crispy chicken, "Thanks Mikan-chan." He said wolfing down the food.

"I would've but things just happened so fast."

"What did he want?" The man said with half piece of chicken hanging from his lips.

"He wanted me to join Cronos or whatever the thing was called, said I could have the world in my fingers." The blonde stated taking out his gun. It was revolver style gun, with it all black painted along with chamber and trigger also black. It had odd triangular shape base for the front and chamber.

"Cronos? Are you sure?" Sven frowned.

"Yeah, why?" Naruto asked, but Sven didn't say anything yet. "Sven, is there something I should know?"

"Sweepers around the world, heard about that group, they say that they have one-third of the world in their hands. Not to mention all their Sweepers and helpers are at least AA-Class killers." The man said dangerously taking small bites.

"That explains why I got shot when the man didn't like my answer not to join." Naruto said sadly, "Shot him down three times, before he can take another swing at me."

"W-What?!" Mikan said horrified at the news.

"I'm not stuttering." Naruto said.

"Not that, I mean you got shot?" She said with worry.

"Yeah, but I'm fine."

"Kid's right, from as long as I know him, he recovers quickly." Sven said as he finished the plate. "Well if Cronos sent a guy after you, then won't stop till you're killed or join them. So watch out…" He then looked to Naruto. "So what did the guy look like?"

"Probably three years older than me, he had bags under his eyes." Naruto stated as Sven knew that meant, the Sweeper was lacking in sleep due to his kills. "White hair, Asian… nothing different."

"GAH~!"

The three looked upwards as Naruto looked at Mikan, "Mind checking on Rito?"

"Sure…"

"So that kid was probably a trainee working his way up to AA." Sven said continuing the conversation.

"I guess so." Naruto shrugged.

"Well, at any rate, I'll stay around this city if you need me." Sven said standing up, "If you need me call."

"You can stay." Naruto suggested as the man waved his hand.

"Nah, I got a date anyway." Sven chuckled as he left the house, while Naruto open the case to count his money.

"At least the pay's good." Naruto grinned to himself. "Now to pay for my next week ammo payment…"

He counted the money as he pulled out a notepad as he run down numbers, "Mikan, please give me the bills." The blonde asked politely when the girl came back downstairs.

"Here you go." Mikan said, passing him the said bills. Naruto looked through them carefully one-by-one, but then came across something on one of them. His eyes squinted at the number, before they widened. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"

"What?" The young girl asked looking over Naruto's shoulder. "Electric bill up or something?"

"WHO'S BEEN ORDERING PORN ON PAY-PER-VIEW FOR 30,000 yen?!"

"Sven." Mikan deadpanned, as Naruto reaction was now comically calm.

"Ah… figures…"

"Why are you paying the bills? Mom and dad got it." Mikan said sitting next to Naruto as he took stacks of bills from his case to his side, the money to bills.

"Are you kidding me?! If they see this, they're gonna freak!"

"True but they still can pay for it." Mikan stated as she took a stack and paled at the number of Yen bills. "H-How much is this again?"

"Best that you don't know." Naruto sighed. "Trust me, my jobs get more dangerous and with high risk comes high reward, so it's best not to question how much I make."

"Why are you doing this?" Mikan sadly asked as the boy remember how it started.

"Well I was just protecting the streets to make sure my skills did, but meeting Shiki-san- sorry I mean my boss, who wanted to make this place safe was not only beneficial, it paid well." Naruto said taking down another bill, two more to go. "Now I do it, cause I at least made the city safe and plan to keep that way." He said finally ending the payment, "Just got to drop this off and I'll be set...so damn, bit less than usual." Naruto smiled as he still had a lot more to spend. "Do you need any pocket money?" He asked as he counted down for his gun's bullet estimation.

"No, its fine." She said as Naruto then touch the suitcase before it suddenly a large white cloud appeared and like a certain magician...it was gone. "Well, I guess I can put this in my card, I got a lot of Saint Quartz to buy for Fate Grand Order, I hope I can get Lancer." Naruto smiled as he took out a tablet, "I am totally OP at this point."

"...Premium Player…" Mikan pouted as she was stuck grinding and waiting for her servants.

"I-" Naruto started until he slams the tablet and pulled out his gun; slightly angling it he shot two bullets. "Mikan stay here." He warned as the blonde rushed upstairs, before standing beside the doorframe to Rito's room. "Alright who's there?"

But there was nothing at first.

"C'mon, quit playing hide and seek! Come out with your hands up!" Naruto said.

"Uhh…I think you got them…" Rito said as Naruto slammed his shoulder to the room and rolled into a gunner's squatting position.

"Stay down Rito."

"Naruto, what's-"

"Shh!"

He saw two men in suits holding their crotches as Naruto sighed, "Stop being babies, those were non-lethal bullets, they don't kill people… but you wish they did." He chuckled as he saw a pink haired girl. "...Are you easily angered?" He asked as the girl smiled sweetly, unknowingly making Naruto sigh in relief, Sakura's version of this universe is still not here! However he took a careful look at her using all of his training to make sure she wasn't a threat, she wore a white uniform that resemble some kind of suit for outer space or robot piloting due how it fit her body with red tie on it, which was surprisingly larger and curvier than Risa. She had long pink hair that went slightly below her rear-end and had sparkling emerald eyes. She wore a white large hat with two swirling 'eye's on it and two red bat-like wings on the sides. Also she had a tail…

SHE HAD A WHAT?!

"Ehehehe, thanks." She said as Naruto looked at Rito with a confuse look.

"Explanation please?" He begged as the orange haired boy pointed to the suits.

"Kidnappers," Points at Lala, "Kidnappee alien, then you came." He finished as the blonde smiled twirling his gun.

"Dude, stop twirling that gun, you're gonna-"

*BANG!*

"Not again~!" A suited man cried as he felt the other one was hit.

"Oops." Naruto blinked.

"Naruto!" Rito screamed before getting a soccer ball and kick it to hit a man who was going to hit Naruto.

"Nice!" He said looking at the orange haired teen, "Forgot that you're kind of useful."

"Oh c'mon!" Rito complained.

"Damn kids!" The kidnappers stood up as they seem recovered and ready to fight seriously.

Naruto eyes became sharp and narrow as he reloaded his gun as blue flames appeared around the pistol, "Rito, take her away, looks like these guys are around my class." He warned carefully as the orange haired boy nodded knowing that when Naruto was serious he too had to be as well. Naruto kicks the two kidnappers through the wall as he turns to Rito. "I'll fix that tomorrow, GO!" He order while jumping from the window as Rito took the girl's hand as Naruto stood in front of the suited suspicious men holding his gun upward. Smiling that they were on the street giving the blonde totally freedom to move again instead of the cramp space. "Normally I hold back on my usage of chakra, but it seems you're a bit sturdier than I gave you credit." Naruto informed as yellow lightning started to charge around the chamber. "Who's first?" He said as he took more of a closer look at the men, both wore black suits like the yakuza's he work with, save for them wearing black shades covering their eyes from Naruto. One had blonde hair slick back with a yellow goatee and a noticeably long scar on his left eye while the other had short black hair both didn't really seem to stand out much. Also with there had their tails out now, both black tails with triangular tips.

The man suddenly appeared to Naruto's side shocking him, "Holy cra-!" He started before being punched to side almost like he was a rag doll! Grunting as he rolled in the pavement the blonde got angry, "Ohh...I am not going to take that!" He yelled as he saw the two men walking in front of him. "Rail Gun!" He shouted as he charge Lightning Chakra into his Gun and a powerful burst came as hit the space between the man...who laugh at his mistakes.

"Hahahaha, what was that?"

Naruto just gave a dark smile, "Wait for it~" He started as the bullet that was lodge in the ground suddenly expanded and butt of it show bright mechanical gears, then…

FOOOSH~!

The two were trap in a sphere of electrical pain, "GHAHHHH~!" they screamed as the sphere stopped ending their pain.

"Huh, need to add more chakra into it to make it last longer." Naruto noted as the two men still rose up. "Okay, who are you guys?"

"Dammit, I didn't expect a Thunder Elemental to be here." The goon with red hair started as he shakily tried to man his ground.

"We need to return the young miss back to her father, we can't let her continue to run away again!"

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"Wait what?" Naruto said quickly pocketing his gun, "You mean...are you guys her servants or something?"

"Yes, attacking my allies and loyal friends are worth a death sentence young Thunder Elemental." A regal voice said as Naruto's body stiffens; it's been awhile since he felt real power. Turning his head he nearly drop his gun, after taking out again, as he saw… "C-Creed?!"

"Who? I am known as Zastin!" The man declared as Naruto eyes blinked...but he was now able to see the differences, namely the cool bone armor than Creed's terrible fashion sense.

"Huh… okay, so you're not Creed."

The man handsome face nearly look identical to man Naruto was hunting, however his hair was a dull white while Creed's was shiny silver. He was slightly larger then again Creed look rather thin for someone, lastly the man wore demonically looking bone armor with two large red gems on his shoulders, his height was nearly a full foot higher than Naruto possible due to the armor. Like the pink haired girl, the young shinobi saw that he also had a tail it was thin and very scorpion-like in appearance "I do not know who this Creed is, but he sounds evil." The man declared as he pointed a glowing emerald sword at Naruto, "But I do know you are the evil one!" Zastin turn his head to the other men and spoke, "Maul, Smutts, are you two alright?"

"Yes Zastin, this kid a bit stronger than the normal Thunder's." Maul, the blonde haired man, stated with a nod. "I'll take Smutts back to the ship. He's fine but I want to make sure."

The green haired nodded, "Approve, go and I'll bring back Lala-hime."

"W-Wait, I thought you guys were kidnap-"

"So you admit to kidnapping the princess!" Zastin bellowed as Naruto sighed.

Dragging his left hand over his face, the blonde sighed, "This is one of those nights isn't it?" He took aim and…

Click~

"Aw shit!" Naruto eyes widen realizing he was out of bullets but notice that the man has charge forward, "DAMMIT, I REALLY HATE MONDAYS!" He roared dodging the man's attacks. 'Holy hell, this guy fights nearly like Creed, thankfully I can see his blade this time around.' Naruto thought as he evaded the slashes with ease making Zastin stop as the two gain distance between them.

"Never before have I seen Thunder Elemental fight with such grace and skill," He started before smiling softly, "I am honored to face a worthy adversary."

Naruto didn't replied as he expertly open his chamber and loaded his bullets quickly, "Thanks...but I'm human, and just to let you know, I am not your enemy, I thought you assholes were attacking me!"

"Oh really. And what makes you think that?"

"...You invaded my home, these goons didn't say anything that help me think they were the pink-haired girl's allies, oh and you assume that I was the criminal despite you trying to stab me!" Naruto yelled out.

"Your point?"

"My point is, is that you got the wrong guy!"

"A likely story…"

Naruto has never before felt Sakura or Sasuke laughing at him for such stupid reasoning...and he use to be like that, "Ahh...fuck my life...this sucks…look…" He held his hands up and dropped his gun, "Happy?"

"Giving up so easily?"

"No, I-" Quickly rubbing his head's temples Naruto took a deep breath, "First off...I am trying to settle this democratically, second is that you're not listening to me. If we continue talking your girl is gone and mostly my brother's luck is going to get him killed. So it's better if we stop and just talk this out, okay?"

Zastin took a hard look before nodding, "Fine...only because I was winning!"

"What are you, four?" Naruto sighed for what seems the millionth time today, "Are you going to hurt my brother, yes or no?"

"No, we're not."

"Then why are you attacking me, when you clearly got the wrong guy?"

"Many people would love to...ahem." The man blushed slightly, "get their hands on the princess, but you are the first not to be charm by her."

"Maybe I'm gay." Naruto joked.

"Ah, forgive I wasn't trying to insult you."

"I was kidding…"Naruto said with gritted teeth before pointing to the park, "My brother is most likely there, take the girl and get the hell of my planet." Naruto groaned out as the man bowed.

"Thank you for the support, I shall inform Emperor Gid that you are the King-"

"I AM NOT THE KING, JUST GO!" Naruto cried out as the man seems scared and left. "Frickin' stupid ass...maybe there isn't intelligent life out there!"

Naruto groaned as he saw Haruna in front of him, "Hey…" he greeted as the girl wave to him. He notice she was wearing pink pajamas top and bottoms most likely taking her dog out of the blue, he noticed her clothes were rather tight around her… are B79-W56-H82. Goddammit, he can't turn it off!

"Your job?"

"Yeah…Dog?" Naruto pointing to Haruna's dog Maron, a black and white Boston terrier, who was a pretty loyal and nice dog. "Hey Maron."

"Woof~!"

The boy smiled as the dog seem to nodded to him, "Nice talking to you," Naruto simply said as the girl nodded as he walked into his house. "Every time…" He said closing the door. As he saw Mikan on the couch once more looking puzzle at Naruto.

"What is it?"

"Every… freakin'... time, this always happens!" Naruto yelled comically.

"What… are you talking about?"

"Ugh...nothing, just didn't think that Rito's luck would finally pull me in…" Naruto sighed as he went back to sleep...

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NIGHT TIME

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Naruto was eyes open as heard the door opening to see a pink haired girl carrying Rito, "..." He blinked as the girl saw him.

"HI~!" She waved cheerfully as he awkwardly wave back. "Where's Rito's room?"

"Up the stairs, down the hall…" Naruto said as he heard her thanked him and went up.

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"Well I lose one thousand yen." Naruto complained as he thought Rito would have Haruna as his girlfriend. An hour pass as the girl sat down with Naruto, "...And you are?" He asked while he saw her watching the TV with great interest. He notices that she carried herself with no worry or anything that can bring her down, like him. Kind eyes like Sakura although very innocent like never seen death or heard of it even. He smiled kindly to her, maybe she's the equivalent to himself...just a very attractive…Naruto look disgusted as he had twitching eyebrow, 'Its official been watching too much ecchi anime…' While he did use his old jutsu to make himself as a woman, he didn't want to stay in it...felt really weird. Oh and he noticed her sizes, B89-W57-H87. He also noticed her tail was in the shape of a heart rather something sharp and dangerous like her goons. Lastly after straightening his back he judges that her height was the same height as him and Rito.

"I'm Lala, Rito's wife~!"

"Oh I'm Naruto, his adoptive brother." Naruto simply said as he watched Kamen Rider Neo 555, the show he was acting on a while ago, "Huh, I think I should tone down the shouting…"

"I don't think so; I like how dark it is." The young alien female said watching it with glee. "So big brother, is there anything I should know about marrying your brother?"

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"RITO~!" Naruto screamed out taking out his gun. "I swear to the freakin' Sage of the fucking Six Path's you will tell me what the hell happened when I gave you a free pass!"

Lala however watched the show with excitement as the actor powered down, "This is so cool~!"

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The Next Morning

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"So basically you got suck into a device that Lala, the alien chick's name, and got blown up?" Naruto said with a horrified look. "Jesus, what the hell did you do to piss the goddess of luck?!"

"Don't look at me!" Rito raised his hands. "I don't know how this happened!"

"Ugh… and here I thought my day was going so bad, it just went to being into this!" Naruto sighed as the orange haired teen nodded.

"Well at least she's gone."

However before Naruto can say anything he saw a certain blue haired girl. "There she is...go on and tell her." He said knowing that Rito finally earn some good karma and won't get interrupted. Leaving on ahead he went to a corner and watched the boy painfully stuttered, "Come on, pick up your balls and be a man!"

"I LOVE YOU, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!"

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Never before Naruto has ever been stunned...not by Rito's courage...no he always believed that he could do it...but that unlucky...skill…

"Really? Wow, I'm so glad!"

Rito's eyes comically grew large, as he knew that wasn't Haruna's voice, looking up he saw… Lala in front of him… "W-W-W…" he stuttered as Naruto was just as equally stun.

"Oh… my… freakin'... god… wow the universe really likes to bend him over." Naruto crudely stated as he saw Haruna who was also stunned at what happened.

"LET'S GET MARRIED~!" Lala said jumping on the poor boy.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

"Nope, that's it." Naruto said walking away, "It's official can't help him or I'll lose my luck…" The former Shinobi stated as he walked ahead to school letting Rito handle this…

"He'll be fine~! What's the worst that could happen?" Naruto said aloud as he continues his walk to school.

CHAPTER END

AzureKing: Now before you say anything, Lala and Haruna aren't in Naruto's harem, they are with Rito. Rito isn't going to be such a punching bag…as much than I want lol. But all serious the harem is already thought out and finalized.

Azure Queen: So please understand and enjoy

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