Chrom was upset, because he already knew he won't be in Sma5h, even though his best friend and daughter will be. He decided to look for other characters who won't be in Sma5h, and eventually met King Garon of Nohr. The two became friends quickly, so Chrom suggested they go to the theater and watch something.
At the theater, Chrom had a surprise planned for Garon. They reached their seats and sat down. Garon grabbed his drink and sipped.
Suddenly, Garon began choking. "I ordered ice-cold Dr. Pepper! What is this Diet Coke nonsense?!" Chrom was worried now, because he wasn't sure it was a good time for the surprise now. You see, Chrom wanted to reach S Support.
Logically, the only one who would have messed up a drink for someone as kawaii as Garon would be Takumi. #BlameTakumi2k15.
Chrom was about to find Takumi and get revenge for hurting Chrom's soon-to-be lover when none other than Dr. Robotnik stepped on stage. He began to do the Rasputin dance from Just Dance 2, which mesmerized the entire audience. Chrom resumed his search for Takumi when Robotnik spotted him. "SnooPINGAS usual, I see!" shouted Robotnik.
Logically, Chrom's first course of action was denial. Unfortunately, de Nile was full of crocodiles and pissed-off hippopotamuses, so Chrom had to swim for his life. As Robotnik chased after him, he fell in the water and sank because he was a robot, made out of metal, and denser than 1 gram per cubic centimeter, even though most of that is false. He also short-circuited, frying all the animals in the river except Chrom, because he was busy eating all the electrically toasted fish sticks.
Meanwhile, Takumi had found Garon and bought him an ice-cold Dr Pepper. They watched the movie together and then rode off into the sunset on the magical mystical fairies to do Takuron things.
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