Randomness-An epic crossover
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Harry Potter was walking around in Middle Earth for no reason whatsoever.
A horse with Gandalf on its back charges at Harry.
"FOR DUMBLEDORE!", shouts Gandalf. Harry stares at Gandalf like he has 3 heads.
"Er…Dumbledore's dead." Harry finally says after dodging Gandalf.
"Is he? I saw him last night!" shouts Gandalf. "Dear me, I must get back to Hogwarts! I was a Gryffindor, you know! Shared a room with dear Albus!"
"Er… That's great…" Harry mutters.
"Isn't it?" Gandalf smiles. "I loved Hogwarts!"
"Gotta go!" shouts Harry, terrified that a Muggle knows about the Wizarding world. He runs away.
"Goodbye, young human!" shouts Gandalf merrily. "Now, where's Albus? I've got some serious business to discuss! We need to figure out the color palate for our wedding!"
Harry stopped and turned around.
"You're…Youre.. You and Dumbledore are getting married? WHAT THE HECK! HE'S STRAIGHT!" Harry fumes.
"Why, my young human,-"
"YOU MEAN WIZARD, YOU MUGGLE!" Harry shouts
"I am a wizard. Dumbledore's gay, didn't he tell you?" Gandalf raises his staff and lights it up. "And what are you doing here in Middle Earth?"
"None of your beeswax!" Harry says rather stiffly. "And no, he never tells me anything! No one ever tells me anything!"
"I'm sorry, young wizard! I-"
"I DON'T CARE! I'M HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER! I DEFEATED VOLDEMORT TWICE! I'M MORE EPIC THAN YOU! I-"
Gandalf walks away, muttering about how he'd like to turn Harry into plants to feed the residents of the Shire.
A/N: I hope you enjoyed it! If you want more, tell me in your review!