Author's Note: Okay, this is completely random. It's the long weekend and I'm bored, so I figured I'd write a Pokemon Story... I wrote I prologue to this but I didn't feel it was necessary to post it because: a) It's dead boring, and b) It's kind of pointless. I will explain it here:
Somewhat summary/prologue:Saddy was a typical fifteen year old girl, meaning she had a home, she went to school, and she had a younger sibling obsessed with Pokemon. Normal, right? Sure, it's reasonable. She was sitting on her bed, attempting to concentrate long enough to attempt her history homework when her thirteen-year-old sister, London, came into her room and distracted her with her GBA SP and its Pokemon game. The younger girl challenged her sister to a Pokemon battle (on the gameboy of course :) ), and Saddy- being the competitive person she was- had to agree. The two fought it out until there was an apparent power outage and everything went black. Thus our story begins...
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon (If I did I would be rich and my laptop's keyboard wouldnt be busted..), but I own my characters and the region they are it (which will have a name eventually).
A Story Entitled: Completely Random Pokemon Story
Chapter One: Kase and the Hoppip
Light blue eyes opened to a bright world. The sun was still shining brightly and there was still a gentle breeze blazing the grass. The grass? Saddy thought she had been sitting on her bed with her sister. It then hit her. There was some kind of power outage. Still, she shouldn't have been on the grass, should she have?
The world around her seemed different, but she couldn't place how. The sky was still blue, the grass green. A few feet to her left was a bit of a forest, but she was sitting in a clearing. It looked like a park. In front of her stood a round fountain, and benches stood along side it. Nobody sat on them. No birds chirped from the trees, the only audible sound was of her breathing. It was odd.
"Saddy!" She heard somebody calling from behind her. She didn't pay attention. She was in a daze and didn't want to be snapped out of it. "Saddy!" The voice grew louder as the figure moved closer. The footsteps behind her stopped and she felt a hand touch her shoulder. "Excuse me…Have you seen a girl about this tall," The younger girl raised a hand over her head, "with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a bad sense of direction?" The voice couldn't be mistaken foranybody's butLondon's. Saddy could never forget the voice that haunted her dreams.
Saddy turned around to face the girl. "London? Is that you?" She asked, gaping. The voice may have been the same, but the girl standing before her did not look like her little sister. For one, her short, blonde hair had turned to vibrant purple, flipped out at the side. Her eyes were no longer brown as they were magenta. She was still the same height, but she no longer wore her pink pajamas. A short, light brown jacket covered a longer white tank top, and matching shorts adorned her long legs. Draped on her back was a similar brown backpack. Yes, this was not the London Saddy was used to.
"Dude!" Saddy said, pointing to the center of the girl's eyes, "You're anime!"
"Yeah, and you're not?" London asked, looking at her like she was crazy.
"What!"
The purple-haired girl took a compact mirror out of her backpack. "Here, look." She said, thrusting the shining object at Saddy, and she complied. It was true. Her hair was no longer blonde, but blue, styled straight and messy under a strange cap (It was black with cat-like ears and a freaky blue happy face). Her eyes weren't plain blue anymore. Given, they were still blue, but the top of them seemed to be darker and faded to a really light blue at the bottom. Apparently she wore makeup in this world, as there was a thin line of light blue along the top of her eyes. Neat. She moved the mirror down in order to check out her clothes (she could have looked down, but she never thought of that). She wore a long black tank top with a medium blue strip along the top and black shorts. Black sleeves extended from above her elbows to the top of her hands, leaving her shoulders and most of her upper arms bare, blue bands holding them in place. Nifty.
"So I am. Ya know, I have better clothes than you!" The new blue-haired girl exclaimed.
"Right. Anyways…"
"Last time, our hero Saddy left home to start her adventure in the world of Pokemon. After her parents threw her out of the house, Saddy ventured into the forest in hope of catching her first Pokemon. She encountered many different kinds of creatures, including a rare Ralts, who she failed to capture. It took many attempts, but alas she caught a Pokemon, who she keeps in a friendship ball on her belt. Saddy realized that her new friend was hurt from the numerous rocks being thrown at her, so our hero headed to the closest Pokemon Center. There, she found her younger sister, London, who had started her Pokemon journey two weeks earlier. What is in store for our heroes today? Let's find out…" A male voice said out of nowhere, causing the girls to look around. Nobody was in the park…
"Pokemon eh? Oh this is great!" London chirped, jumping up and down.
"Jeez, we have the narrator, now all we need is an Ash Ketchum-type person with a Pokemon equally as gay as Pikachu." Saddy said, rolling her eyes.
Just then a figure came running towards the girls, arms flailing in the air. Saddy had spoken too soon. As the person came closer, she noticed him to be male, around her age, with spiky brown hair, tanned skin and deep green eyes. He wore a simple white t-shirt with words that couldn't be comprehended at the time, and faded blue jeans.
"Hey you! Girl in the freaky hat!" He gasped out of breath, addressing Saddy.
The blue-eyed girl glared at him and stuck out her hand. "Saddy. And you are?"
"Kase Nobusuke. Call me Kase." He replied, shaking her hand. "Wow, this seems formal."
Staying serious, Saddy asked, "What do you want?"
"A battle." Kase answered.
"You ran all this way to battle me? I'm flattered," Saddy said sarcastically, "but couldn't you have battled somebody within a one hundred foot radius?"
"Okay, the truth is my mentor, Master Omezo, told me that I was to accompany a lost girl on her journey." When Saddy looked at him skeptically, he threw his arms up, almost smacking her in the face. The girl jumped back. "Opps, sorry. Don't ask though. He never told me what he meant. He only kicked me out of the Dojo and told me not to return until I found her. So I ask, are you lost?"
Saddy averted her eyes toward to ground. She was lost, but she didn't know if it was smart to tell this stranger that. After all, bad things could come from her going with her. Then again, she did have London, so if anything went wrong, she would always help (hopefully). In the end, Saddy spoke the truth to the boy. "Yes, I'm- we're- lost. This is my sister, London."
London, who had been standing off to the side rummaging through her backpack, looked up when her name was mentioned. What was her sister getting them into? She returned her attention to her bag, where she was finding some interesting things. Such things included numerous- empty- Pokeballs;several discs (which she assumed were TMs), a map, a cell phone, a micro-sized radio, and a collapsible bicycle. She was curious as to how they got the bicycle to get that small, so she pressed a red button that read, 'press to compress/release'. Two second later, a brand new silver bicycle stood in front of her. She muttered something along the lines of "Sweet!" and began to repack her backpack, keeping the bike out.
Meanwhile, Saddy was still questioning Kase about his motives. Apparently this Master Omezo had forced Kase into searching for her- or The Lost Girl- and bringing her back to his Dojo. Kase was trying to convince her that there was no harm in coming with him, and he further reassured her that if anything did happen, she had London.
"Fine. Where is your Dojo?" Saddy finally asked.
"It's about an hour's walk from here. Just follow me, but before we go… I still want that battle!"
"Why?"
"Well, you see, I only just received my first Pokemon two days ago and I want to go up against somebody with equal abilities to my own." Kase explained with a hint of embarrassment in his voice.
"I may have just caught my first Pokemon, but I assure you, my skills are far more superior to your own!" Saddy laughed evilly, throwing her head back. "Bring it!"
Kase turned his back to her and walked about ten feet. He then turned back to face her, a pokeball maximized in his hand. "You ready?" He asked.
Saddy looked back at him. She remembered what the random narrator said about her having a friendship ball on her belt. She then thought that the random narrator must have been stalking her, as she brought her hand to her belt and felt a small object fall into it. She glanced at the small, green pokeball. It was hers, and it was real. Wait, who said it was real? Up until this point, she had never thought that this might actually be a dream. The prospect of this whole thing being a dream started to become increasingly more real to her. If it was a dream she might as well jack off a bit, right? Right.
"Hey, do you have any way of getting some music out here?" Saddy asked, maximizing her pokeball.
"I have it covered sis." London replied. The purple-haired girl retrieved the radio from her backpack and turned it to a station devoted to playing intense battle music. She received a thumbs up from Saddy. The sound of an electric guitar blasted from the radio's small speakers, getting Saddy's adrenaline pumped.
"Let's do this thing!" Kase yelled opposite of her. He threw his pokeball to the ground. A red light emitted from it, forming a small, humanoid Pokemon that Saddy realized to be Tyrogue. She knew that the scuffle Pokemon only naturally learned Tackle, so she wasn't entirely worried about the well-being of whatever Pokemon was being held in her own pokeball. The small Pokemon jumped from side to side with its fists held up like a boxer, awaiting the release of the girl's Pokemon.
"Okay whatever-you-are! Go get 'em!" Saddy yelled, tossing the ball in the air in a true Pokemon trainer fashion. Like Kase's pokeball, hers emitted a red glow that soon formed a Pokemon. The blue-eyed girl closed her eyes tight. There was a part of her that didn't want to know what the friendship ball held. The hum of Kase's laughter joined the music and Saddy opened her eyes. Before her stood a small pink Pokemon with two green leaves protruding from its head. The weirdest thing was that its smile was identical to the one on her cap, just with yellow eyes.
"Hop!" The Hoppip squealed. Saddy felt as though she was going to cry with embarrassment. How could she, the Pokemon Extraordinaire, choose to catch a low-leveled Hoppip for her first Pokemon? She had shamed herself and London, who was one the ground laughing. They were both laughing... at her. She never expected this. She would show them who they were messing with!
"Squid!" She screeched, unconsciously naming her Pokemon (Don't even ask how she thought of 'Squid' when she saw the Hoppip), "Cause some heavy bodily harm to that thing!" She pointed toward the Tyrogue, who, as it seemed, was also laughing.
The pink blob hopped forward a bit and then stopped. For about five seconds it actually looked like it was going to do something productive. Saddy stood in place and blinked twice in disbelieve as she watched her Pokemon start hopping up and down. Since she was now anime, she fell on her face anime-style. The Pokemon continued to hop and her two human companions continued to laugh.
Recovering, Kase straightened up and yelled, "Tibet! Toxic and then Headbutt!" The fighting Pokemon charged toward the jumping blob, spit a purple substance at it, and then lowered his head and rammed it into the Hoppip. The pink Pokemon flew at least ten feet back and landed hard on its face. Clearly it was unable to battle. Saddy drew her friendship ball (although she had stopped calling it a friendship ball, as she wasn't exactly feeling friendship towards Squid) and ordered that Squid be returned. It was just her luck that Kase was smart enough to teach his Pokemon TM moves!
"What was that?" London laughed.
"I don't know, but it definitely wasn't skill!" Kase replied.
"Ugh! Stupid Squid! Why would I catch a flippin' Hoppip! I'm not that stupid!" Saddy, who was extremely angry, stomped her feet.
"At least you have a Pokemon!" London said.
"Well I don't want it! And didn't that random narrator say that you started your Pokemon journey two weeks ago?"
"Well, yeah. Actually, I haven't even bothered to check if I have a Pokemon or not… I was just rummaging through my backpack…"
"Well why don't you check your belt like a normal person?" Saddy asked.
London brought one of her hands to her belt and drew out two small pokeballs. She threw them upwards gently and two similar Pokemon were released. They were both small, yellow Pokemon. One had red ears and plus signs on its cheeks and the other had blue ears with minus signs on its cheeks. Plusle and Minun. They suited London, and Saddy was happy for her. She actually had Pokemon that she liked.
"Awe!" London squealed, bringing the cheering Pokemon into her arms. "I'm naming you Candy and Cutey!" She exclaimed, pointing to each one respectively. Candy and Cutey…those were typical London names.
Kase stood beside his Tyrogue (who he hadn't yet returned) and grinned at the trio. He figured he probably should have challenged London to a battle. At least she had Pokemon that could do more than Splash.
As Kase grinned, Saddy was becoming increasingly angrier. Sure she was happy for her sister, but this only further proved that the Saddy who had left home yesterday had know clue what she was doing. It was the new Saddy who had to live with her mistake, not the old Saddy. Having been thoroughly embarrassed in front of Kase (who she had only just noticed she thought was cute) and in front of London (who would hold this to her until she died), Saddy wasn't exactly cheerful. But hey, it was only a dream right? Remembering this, Saddy took the green pokeball and whipped it as hard as she could into the forest area. Take that you stupid Squid! She thought.
Her companions both stared at her.
"That was a little harsh, wasn't it?" Kase asked.
"Nope. I figure this is a dream, so Squid won't miss me, will it?"
"A dream? What, am I so devilishly handsome that I couldn't possibly exist in real life?" Kase asked conceitedly. Yes, Saddy thought before mentally slapping herself.
"Get over yourself dude." Was all Saddy said.
"So…Should we get going then?" London asked Kase, who was staring at Saddy.
"Oh…yeah, I guess we should." He leaned over to London's ear. "Your sister is a nutcase." He whispered. "Okay! Let's get going!"
"Do you mind if I ride my bike?"
"Go ahead. Just don't ride too fast; I wouldn't want to be stuck beside Saddy here. She might throw a shurikan at me!"
"Hmm… Tell me where I can get a shurikan and I'll gladly comply!"
With this statement, Kase had gotten freaked out and started running in the direction of the Dojo.
"Kase! Wait up!" London yelled while getting on her bike.
The boy just stopped and waited for the sisters to catch up.
"As the sun sets on Clearwater Park, our heroes begin their journey to Master Omezo's Dojo. What will happen next on their journey to Victory Road? Tune in next time…" The random narrator's voice boomed over Saddy and Kase's continuous arguing.
"Who was that?" Kase asked London (as Saddy was now ignoring him).
"Oh, some random narrator that we expect is stalking Saddy." She replied.
"Oh, okay."
With that, the trio continued to venture north towards the Dojo, and possibly and explanation as to why they were there.
A/N: Stupid, eh? Yeah I thought so :)Squidwill return! Yeah! The revenge of Squid! I used a random number generator for thePokemon choices.
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