Disclaimer: I do NOT own Final Fantasy X characters, plots, etc. As a
matter of fact. . .I don't even own a computer!! **Looks around** As a
matter of fact. . .I don't own much. . .But I still have my luverly
sandwich! And my Evanescence CD! Hey?! Why isn't my CD playing?! And where
is my goddamned sandwich?!
A/N: Okay-so this is supposed to happen in the year 2003. . .Just play along, okay? And yes, this is full of OOCness. . .
Tidus pulls up to the street where Auron lives in his nice sppppeeeeeeeeeeeedddyyyyy convertible (with the license plate: BUTT GOD) and looks around wonderingly.
Tidus: Where's Auron's house??? Let's see-It says here that it's at 456 Katana Lane.shouldn't it be like a mansion or something??
Tidus follows down the street until he finds 456 Katana Lane.
Tidus: No. . .*BEEP*ing way. . .
He looks up at the sign reading "THE PLAYGIRL MANSION!!" and hesitantly steps in.
Tidus: *to himself* I didn't know Auron was the kind of guy to pose nude.
He wanders around and finds a man wearing an itsy bitsy-(okay let's not get into the details) and asks him where Auron is.
Man: Oh! Jah! Zee Aurone mon live upstairz. Wood yoo leek a Joocy Fruit?
Tidus: *shudder* I'm good, thanks, man. *walks upstairs*
He screams when he sees Auron's loft. There is writing scratched all over the walls reading "Naked men downstairs make Auron an insomniac." Next to it, there is a bit of marker scripted very bubbly that reads, "I love Rikku!"
Auron: Huh?! What?! AAAH! NNOOOO!! GO AWAY! *throws a hedgehog at Tidus*
Tidus: Come on man, wake up! Yuna and the gang are all gonna get jobs!
Auron: I don't need a job! As long as I have hedgehogs and sake, I'm okay! *snuggles hedgehog, gets it stuck in his face* Eh, it'll come out eventually.
Tidus: Rikku'll be there!
Auron: *suddenly dressed in a tux, showered, still with hedgehog attached* Let's go!
So the two set off, and Auron wonders if he should become president or just settle for being a hit rock star.
A/N: I know, I know.It's really GAY and BORING! But it's a bad habit of mine to start out boring then get really insane later.So just look out for updates.I mean, I gotta start somewhere! So, I'll put chap. 2 up tomorrow! R&R and get a cameo appearance w/ the character of your choice!
A/N: Okay-so this is supposed to happen in the year 2003. . .Just play along, okay? And yes, this is full of OOCness. . .
Tidus pulls up to the street where Auron lives in his nice sppppeeeeeeeeeeeedddyyyyy convertible (with the license plate: BUTT GOD) and looks around wonderingly.
Tidus: Where's Auron's house??? Let's see-It says here that it's at 456 Katana Lane.shouldn't it be like a mansion or something??
Tidus follows down the street until he finds 456 Katana Lane.
Tidus: No. . .*BEEP*ing way. . .
He looks up at the sign reading "THE PLAYGIRL MANSION!!" and hesitantly steps in.
Tidus: *to himself* I didn't know Auron was the kind of guy to pose nude.
He wanders around and finds a man wearing an itsy bitsy-(okay let's not get into the details) and asks him where Auron is.
Man: Oh! Jah! Zee Aurone mon live upstairz. Wood yoo leek a Joocy Fruit?
Tidus: *shudder* I'm good, thanks, man. *walks upstairs*
He screams when he sees Auron's loft. There is writing scratched all over the walls reading "Naked men downstairs make Auron an insomniac." Next to it, there is a bit of marker scripted very bubbly that reads, "I love Rikku!"
Auron: Huh?! What?! AAAH! NNOOOO!! GO AWAY! *throws a hedgehog at Tidus*
Tidus: Come on man, wake up! Yuna and the gang are all gonna get jobs!
Auron: I don't need a job! As long as I have hedgehogs and sake, I'm okay! *snuggles hedgehog, gets it stuck in his face* Eh, it'll come out eventually.
Tidus: Rikku'll be there!
Auron: *suddenly dressed in a tux, showered, still with hedgehog attached* Let's go!
So the two set off, and Auron wonders if he should become president or just settle for being a hit rock star.
A/N: I know, I know.It's really GAY and BORING! But it's a bad habit of mine to start out boring then get really insane later.So just look out for updates.I mean, I gotta start somewhere! So, I'll put chap. 2 up tomorrow! R&R and get a cameo appearance w/ the character of your choice!