The Evil Truth or Dare Story

(A/N: Don't own Kare Kano okay you people!)

Yukino: Konnichiwa everyone!!! And welcome to my house!!!

Arima: Uh...don't you mean my house, Miyazawa?

Kano: You're sooo jealous of your boyfriend's house, Yukino -_-...

Tsubasa: *eating candy* Oh my, Arima!!!! You're place is sooo purittty!!!! @o@

Arima: Uh...thanks...I think...

Tsukino: *reaches for some candy in her backpack* ACK!! WHERE'D MY CANDY GO?!!!

(All stare suspiciously at Tsubasa.)

Tsubasa: *eating a fruit chew* WHAT THE HELL YOU THINK I HAVE YOU'RE CANDY?!

Maho: Well...you DID'T have any candy when we came here AND I saw you TAKE the candy with my own two eyes u_u...besides, you are waaaay over your normal hyper level...

Tsubasa: Grrr...well TOO BAD!! I'VEALREADYATEALLTHECANDY!!!!!!!!

Everyone else: *odd stare*

Tsukino: Damn you Tsubasa!

Yukino: Is this all the people I've invited? I know I've invited more...oh well LET'S BEGIN WITH THE GAME!!!

Arima: What game?

Yukino: Truth or Dare of course! ^_^

Kano: Now this is gonna get good...hehehehehe

Yukino: Now, who'll start?

Maho: I'll start if you don't mind...*ahem* Yukino, truth OR dare? *evil look*

Yukino: Damnit, why me first! Okay truth!

Maho:*black flaming background* Have you...

Yukino: *sweatdrop* ;-_-;

Maho: ...EVER SEEN ARIMA NAKED!?

Everyone including Yukino: *freaked out looks*

Yukino: ...

Tsukino: Well???

Kano: Yeah yeah tell us sis!

Yukino: ...No comment...

Maho: Damnit you! You DON'T have a choice to say that!!!!

Yukino: Ah screw it...TSUBASA! TRUTH OR DARE!!!!

Tsubasa: DARE! Gimmie your best! *chesire cat grin*

Yukino: I dare you to *thinks for a moment* say the written following *gives Tsubasa a piece of paper with writing on it*!

Tsubasa: Uh...this is your best? Whatever -_-;...*takes the paper* o_0 WHAT THE HELL?!

Yukino: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Scaaared, Tsubasa? NOW, SAY IT!!!!

Tsubasa: Grrr...*mutters what she had to say*

Yukino: I CAN'T HEAAAR YOUUU!!! LOUDER YOU LITTLE FALLEN ANGEL!!!!

Tsubasa: I'M AN UGLY LITTLE WENCH WHO DRINKS SAKI (or was it sake?? Hmmm...) AND DANCES MACARENA AT NIGHT CLUBS WHILE BEING THROWN AT WITH BANANAS! I HAPPEN TO COME FROM HAPPY HAPPY FUN WORLD WHERE I AM CROWNED WITH COTTON CANDY AS PRINCESS LOSER AND I AM TO BE MARRIED TO THE OAF THAT LIVES UNDER THE BRIDGE!!! There, you happy Yukino?! _

Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Yukino: I believe it's your turn...little wench! ^^

Tsubasa: Shut up! I know that! KANO, truth or dare!?

Kano: Damnit why me...dare!

Yukino: My my what a brave little sister you are to take dares from a fallen angel wench!

Tsubasa: Bwahahaha...I dare you to...KISS ARIMA!!!!

Kano and Yukino: WHAAAAT?!

Arima: Uh...

Tsubasa: Well?

Yukino: NO WAY SHE CAN'T!!! SHECAN'TSHECAN'TSHECAN'T!!!!!

Tsubasa: SHE CAN SHE CAN SHE CAN!!!!!!!!

Kano: *cringes* Arima's not even my type!!! ;_;

Yukino: Don't you DARE kiss my boyfriend!!!

Tsubasa: Don't be so JEALOUS Yukino! Now, if Kano doesn't kiss Arima she has to eat five rolls of sushi-

Yukino: So what? She likes sushi!

Tsubasa: I WAS NOT finished you idiot!!! Ahem...now, if Kano doesn't kiss Arima she has to eat SIX rolls of sushi...*evil look and grin* with nothing but wasabi in it!

Kano: *cringes even more* NO NOT WASABI!!!

Tsubasa: Well then if you don't wanna eat the meal do the deal!

Kano: Sorry sis but you know how much I hate wasabi...*leans and kisses Arima on the cheek*

Yukino: *watches in fear*

Kano: BLEHHH!!! THAT WASN'T VERY PLEASANT!!!!! EW EW EW!!! I KISSED MY SISTER'S BOYFRIEND!!! ACK ACK ACK!!!

Yukino: DAMNIT YOUUUU!!!

Tsukino: Now now Yukino, it was just on the cheek...

Arima: I still love you Miyazawa...nothing changed.

Yukino: Really, Arima?

Arima: Of course I do! *gives Yukino a passionate kiss*

Tsubasa: DAMNIT STOP IT AND GET A FRICKIN ROOM!!!

Yukino and Arima: *stop kissing*

Yukino: Now...as for revenge on my lil sis..*stuffs down a bunch of wasabi- sushi, of which came from nowhere, down Kano's mouth* EAT EAT EAT 'EM ALL YOU EVIL SISTER!!!!

Kano: AAACCCKKK!!!

Maho: When are we gonna continue playing?

Arima: Probably on the next chapter -_-;;;...

(A/N: So how was that for a first chapter minna-sai? ARIMA RULZ!!!! ^^ Ideas minna-sai?)