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Disclaimer: All the real names of places, people, and events have been altered or abbreviated to protect the innocent. Namely, me.

Ever wanted to get dirt on the chosen ones? Those of us who live in whole floor apartments, drink and smoke when we decide, and just seem to be born with perfect genetics and a straight-A report card in hand. Well congratulations, you've found your source of everything you ever needed to know about us.

Hello world! It's another beautiful morning in New York's Upper East Side.

I've just received a tip from Stormbolt91. Guess who has come back to their nest. SB was seen in the Grand Central Station carrying a classic black leather satchel. Certainly not big enough to hold all of his things, those were most likely being handled by lesser beings. Only worthy enough to touch his luggage, but not enough to wear what was inside.

SB went under the radar at the end of last spring when he was sent over to London to study abroad. He told everyone that he would be away for 3 to 5 years. That little liar.

I did get a hint from MinkStar1, who is living in London, that the school where SB was rumored to enrolled in was vandalized. A repeat of the great 2nd Plague Incident? Perhaps. I'll just have to keep my eyes and pierced ears open.

SIGHTINGS

SS buying 2 tickets for the "A Night & Day Journey of Paris" art exhibit. Very expensive and very hard to get into. Maybe he's hoping to impress RL and finally get the poor boy to forget about you-know-who. LM was walking about town and bought a pair of sexy little black, Chinese silk boxers. Wonder who those are for. I think SB will be in for a little surprise when he gets home. And if anyone's wondering what's going on between JP and LE, let me just say that sparks are flying, but not the kind JP is hoping for.

But the important question remaining is:

How will RL react to all of this?

You know you want me,

gossipboy