Disclaimer: yah yah............ don't own Harry Potter, a PMSing mad women owns it............. well actually from that description I might own Harry Potter (looks side to side and sighs) oh well JK Rowling owns it
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Scene 1: auditions
"Okay people, I'm the writer of this lil story. I'm casting right now Ginny." A young beautiful girl with brown hair and a awesome fashion sense looked over her characters. She flashed an scary but wonderful smile. Then eyed all the guys and some of the girls too.
"Anyway will the first in line please step up to the stage?" At this remark a cute blond came up and raised his oh so perfect eyebrows up at the writer in a suggestive way. She did the same.
"Name?"
"Draco Malfoy," he said in a cool tone.
"Age?"
"You haven't told me yet."
"Oh yeah...... okay you're about 15."
"Sex?"
"Undecided."
"Well you won't suit as any of my characters so I'll cast you as my boyfriend."
"Do I still get paid."
"Well not in that way," the girl said in an ultra sexy tone.
"Yeah..... No wa-" At that moment she leaned over and gave him a long passionate kiss which turned into a little more but was cut off by a............
"Excuse me," a young kinda sexy guy with circle glasses and big green eyes that JKRowling is ALWAYS talking about came on stage. "Ummmm...... I don't want to see that, I want to participate."
"How dare you try to take my girl Potter!!!!!!!!"
"I want her!"
"Boys Boys, we can share me........," she turned to Draco's angry face. "Or maybe we won't sorry Harry you just aren't as sexy........" she turned to Harry's angry face. "And, uhhh, ummm, well I want to cast you as Ginny. You would be perfect."
Harry looked as happy as Natster in a candy store. (A/N that's VERY happy)
"Anyway.......... Harry you okay? Well that doesn't matter the part of Harry is now up."
"Am (gasp) I (gasp) late?????" A slightly short girl with wavy short blonde hair and bright light brown hair came running into a room. She was out of breath. "No duh," Harry said under his breath. "Shut it Harry."
"Buttercup, right."
"Shut it, Erika........ or Rose as you named yourself. My name is Cat Bee I mean, no, Caitlyn."
"Cat Bee would you please come on stage and do the chicken dance for me."
"Chicken dance? I prepared a monologue......."
"NO, Chicken Dance!!!!"
"Okay.... fine."
(music starts and Buttercup starts doing the chicken dance. She's horrible.)
"Cat Bee I have the perfect part for you."
"Really???" Cat Bee's eyes were glowing.
"Yea. Harry."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" (her voice echos strangely)
"Next." (Cat Bee is dragged off stage)
"Name?"
"Ginny Weasley."
"Ahh.... you shall be a rooster."
"Wait, NO!" (she cries)
"Fine crybaby, you can be Cat Bee."
"Okay......"
"Now that were done........."
"You're not done Eri- I'm mean Rose. Don't be mad...... You have a whole set of characters left."
"Draco, no I don't."
"Yea you do.... Don't hurt me."
"Fine, screw the auditions. Everyone go back to being yourself." (Notices Draco is leaving)
"Except you Draco."
"Who will play me?"
"Ahh......... You, the cute redhead and lovely brunette will take his place. Names?"
"Britt and Natster. We're only two of your best friends."
"Ahh.... so you are.... okay since you're friends you can also serve as main characters and comic reliefs."
"Now go away so I can make out with Draco."
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K this was the introduction, story soon. Anyway this was revenge towards Analynne
(on my fav. authors list.) Check her out and while your at it check out NatsterSugerRush (also on fav. authors list.) they're awesome!!!!!
luvs to all!
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Scene 1: auditions
"Okay people, I'm the writer of this lil story. I'm casting right now Ginny." A young beautiful girl with brown hair and a awesome fashion sense looked over her characters. She flashed an scary but wonderful smile. Then eyed all the guys and some of the girls too.
"Anyway will the first in line please step up to the stage?" At this remark a cute blond came up and raised his oh so perfect eyebrows up at the writer in a suggestive way. She did the same.
"Name?"
"Draco Malfoy," he said in a cool tone.
"Age?"
"You haven't told me yet."
"Oh yeah...... okay you're about 15."
"Sex?"
"Undecided."
"Well you won't suit as any of my characters so I'll cast you as my boyfriend."
"Do I still get paid."
"Well not in that way," the girl said in an ultra sexy tone.
"Yeah..... No wa-" At that moment she leaned over and gave him a long passionate kiss which turned into a little more but was cut off by a............
"Excuse me," a young kinda sexy guy with circle glasses and big green eyes that JKRowling is ALWAYS talking about came on stage. "Ummmm...... I don't want to see that, I want to participate."
"How dare you try to take my girl Potter!!!!!!!!"
"I want her!"
"Boys Boys, we can share me........," she turned to Draco's angry face. "Or maybe we won't sorry Harry you just aren't as sexy........" she turned to Harry's angry face. "And, uhhh, ummm, well I want to cast you as Ginny. You would be perfect."
Harry looked as happy as Natster in a candy store. (A/N that's VERY happy)
"Anyway.......... Harry you okay? Well that doesn't matter the part of Harry is now up."
"Am (gasp) I (gasp) late?????" A slightly short girl with wavy short blonde hair and bright light brown hair came running into a room. She was out of breath. "No duh," Harry said under his breath. "Shut it Harry."
"Buttercup, right."
"Shut it, Erika........ or Rose as you named yourself. My name is Cat Bee I mean, no, Caitlyn."
"Cat Bee would you please come on stage and do the chicken dance for me."
"Chicken dance? I prepared a monologue......."
"NO, Chicken Dance!!!!"
"Okay.... fine."
(music starts and Buttercup starts doing the chicken dance. She's horrible.)
"Cat Bee I have the perfect part for you."
"Really???" Cat Bee's eyes were glowing.
"Yea. Harry."
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" (her voice echos strangely)
"Next." (Cat Bee is dragged off stage)
"Name?"
"Ginny Weasley."
"Ahh.... you shall be a rooster."
"Wait, NO!" (she cries)
"Fine crybaby, you can be Cat Bee."
"Okay......"
"Now that were done........."
"You're not done Eri- I'm mean Rose. Don't be mad...... You have a whole set of characters left."
"Draco, no I don't."
"Yea you do.... Don't hurt me."
"Fine, screw the auditions. Everyone go back to being yourself." (Notices Draco is leaving)
"Except you Draco."
"Who will play me?"
"Ahh......... You, the cute redhead and lovely brunette will take his place. Names?"
"Britt and Natster. We're only two of your best friends."
"Ahh.... so you are.... okay since you're friends you can also serve as main characters and comic reliefs."
"Now go away so I can make out with Draco."
*****
K this was the introduction, story soon. Anyway this was revenge towards Analynne
(on my fav. authors list.) Check her out and while your at it check out NatsterSugerRush (also on fav. authors list.) they're awesome!!!!!
luvs to all!