Maverik got called into the air force generals office. Maverik thought that the reason that he was called there was because he was having too much gay sex with goose in the airplane cockpits during warfare. But that was not the case afterall…
"maverick ive called you here today because you are having too much gay sex with iceman in the locker room!" said the general.
"dafuck are you talkin about general I only fuck goose in the cockpits during warfare!" said mavrik.
"oh sorry in that case your dismissed" said the general. Maverick left the rom. After that wacky encounter he went to the locker room to suit up for the day. He walked into the locker room to suit up for the day but iceman and his boyfriends were waiting for him…
"Hey there maverick…" said iceman and his boyfriends.
"sup icedick" said maverick.
"WHAT THE SHIT DID U JUST CALL ME" said iceman and his boyfriends.
"I calle d you an icedick because that is your name" said maverick.
"ANYWAY I heard that the general told you that we cant have gay sex anymore" said iceman.
"naw I only have gay sex with goose in the cockpits wen we are in the warfares." Said maverick.
"well now your going to have to have gay sex with me now" said iceman and his boyfriends they were all naked.
"Hey I challenge you to a airplane battle! If I win then you have to have gay sex with the general and if I lose then you get to have all of the gay sex with me that you want! Is that a deal ?" or not! Said maverick
"aalright that's a deal" said iceman and his boyfriends. Then maverick and iceboy slapped penises (A common alternative to handshakes in the united states airforce)
Icema and mabrick then got in their airplanes and went up into the sky and had an airplane fight in the sky and they shot guns at each antoher one of them.
"DIE CRACKER!" said mabrik as he shot his bullets at iceboy and his boyfrinds. But all of the sudden! Maverick was seduced by goose and maverick just coudnt resist having a quick session of gay sex with goose in the cockpit during warfare. Then goos and maverick got shot down and fell into the ocean where they couldn't resist having another gay sex orgy with some fishes and pieces of debris from the plane… meanwhile… icemen and his boyfriends were having gay sex with each other in the airplane in celebration.
"Aw fuck I don't wanna have gay sex with iceman and his boyfriends!" said maverick and goos.
Then iceman and his boyfriends and maverick and gooss all met at the airforce house. And they agreed to a deal…
"Alright first thing tomorrow mornging you and goso have to have gay sex with me! Said iceman".
"never! Goose is my boyfriend and we will never ever have gay sex with you!" said maverick and goosl. Then mavrik pulled out a gun and shot iceban and all of his boyfriends in the penises and they all died.
"goose then turned to mavrik and said…"
"maverick I love you more than anything and we will be togerther forvever." Said goos.
"I love u 2" said maverivk. And then goose put the gun up to maveriks and gooses penises and shot them in the head and then they both died… together…
The general discovered the scene when he walked into the lockerroom to have gay sex with iceman but iceman was died and the general was sad so the genral died of sadness of not ever being able to have gay sex with iceman…
THE END