Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ!!! Get it through your head! ^_^ I do own the dream though.
Somehow, Freeza and Kooler had come back to life(Okay, so I'm too lazy to find an explanation.). They wanted to kill not Goku, but Vegeta. So, they decided to find some new clothes.
"How come I have to wear this?" Freeza complained, shifting the dress he was wearing.
"Because I'm older," Kooler said, throwing a jacket over his shoulder. "Now, find Vegeta and... uh... yeah!"
*****
Vegeta grunted. He had gone out for a walk to find a bar and have some beer. He was banned from it after killing someone. He stopped in his tracks when he saw Freeza. Freeza, wearing a dress and make up.
"Hey, big boy. Care to come to my place?" Freeza asked in a feminine voice. Vegeta started laughing. Freeza blushed. "Shut up! Just shut up!" he exclaimed.
"Freeza...?" an incredulous voice asked from behind him. Then, the person exploded into laughter. Freeza turned, causing his dress to ruffle, and glared at Gohan, who had seen him.
"We're back!" Kooler exclaimed, stepping into view. He was wearing normal jeans and shirt with a black jacket. Vegeta grunted. He saw Freeza and started laughing again. Suddenly, a bird swooped down, tugging on Kooler's pants near the zipper then was batted away. Vegeta and Gohan burst into a new fit of giggles. The bird had pulled down the zipper on Kooler's pants! Kooler was still ignorant of this and was confused by Vegeta, Gohan, and Freeza laughing.
"Anyway," Freeza said, wiping tears of laughter away. He pulled out a video camera with a tripod from his dress and set it up. "We're on TV!" (A/N: Well, that's what he thinks. He's just taping it.) Freeza exclaimed. He pointed the camera towards Vegeta. Vegeta thought quickly.
"Everybody, look at his pants!" he shouted, pointing towards Kooler. Freeza then did a close up of Kooler's open zipper. Kooler was still confused as Freeza, Vegeta and Gohan exploded into laughter again. "Where can you find an open zipper? On Kooler!" Again, there was laughter. Kooler quickly zipped his pants, embarrassed. Freeza pointed the camera again towards Vegeta. Vegeta thought for a moment. "Where can you see Freeza in drag?" he asked. Vegeta pulled Freeza over, into the shot. "Right here!" Freeza blushed. Gohan worked the camera so that there was a pan of Freeza's whole body.
Freeza and Kooler ran away, so embarrassed that they killed themselves. Vegeta and Gohan made copies of the recording and made lots of zenni selling it to the Z Senshi then to other planets that Freeza and Kooler had been to.
THE END.
A/N: Not very funny, is it? Also, isn't it short? But it was still a dream and I was laughing in the morning. Of course, I had a lot of sugar back then. Maybe I'll let my subconscious write stories. It has more ideas.
Somehow, Freeza and Kooler had come back to life(Okay, so I'm too lazy to find an explanation.). They wanted to kill not Goku, but Vegeta. So, they decided to find some new clothes.
"How come I have to wear this?" Freeza complained, shifting the dress he was wearing.
"Because I'm older," Kooler said, throwing a jacket over his shoulder. "Now, find Vegeta and... uh... yeah!"
*****
Vegeta grunted. He had gone out for a walk to find a bar and have some beer. He was banned from it after killing someone. He stopped in his tracks when he saw Freeza. Freeza, wearing a dress and make up.
"Hey, big boy. Care to come to my place?" Freeza asked in a feminine voice. Vegeta started laughing. Freeza blushed. "Shut up! Just shut up!" he exclaimed.
"Freeza...?" an incredulous voice asked from behind him. Then, the person exploded into laughter. Freeza turned, causing his dress to ruffle, and glared at Gohan, who had seen him.
"We're back!" Kooler exclaimed, stepping into view. He was wearing normal jeans and shirt with a black jacket. Vegeta grunted. He saw Freeza and started laughing again. Suddenly, a bird swooped down, tugging on Kooler's pants near the zipper then was batted away. Vegeta and Gohan burst into a new fit of giggles. The bird had pulled down the zipper on Kooler's pants! Kooler was still ignorant of this and was confused by Vegeta, Gohan, and Freeza laughing.
"Anyway," Freeza said, wiping tears of laughter away. He pulled out a video camera with a tripod from his dress and set it up. "We're on TV!" (A/N: Well, that's what he thinks. He's just taping it.) Freeza exclaimed. He pointed the camera towards Vegeta. Vegeta thought quickly.
"Everybody, look at his pants!" he shouted, pointing towards Kooler. Freeza then did a close up of Kooler's open zipper. Kooler was still confused as Freeza, Vegeta and Gohan exploded into laughter again. "Where can you find an open zipper? On Kooler!" Again, there was laughter. Kooler quickly zipped his pants, embarrassed. Freeza pointed the camera again towards Vegeta. Vegeta thought for a moment. "Where can you see Freeza in drag?" he asked. Vegeta pulled Freeza over, into the shot. "Right here!" Freeza blushed. Gohan worked the camera so that there was a pan of Freeza's whole body.
Freeza and Kooler ran away, so embarrassed that they killed themselves. Vegeta and Gohan made copies of the recording and made lots of zenni selling it to the Z Senshi then to other planets that Freeza and Kooler had been to.
THE END.
A/N: Not very funny, is it? Also, isn't it short? But it was still a dream and I was laughing in the morning. Of course, I had a lot of sugar back then. Maybe I'll let my subconscious write stories. It has more ideas.