Episode 1: Dawn Of The Memes
November tenth, 2016. That day... had a feeling like no other. The wind felt so new, even to the oldest residents of the Smash world. The sunlight seemed fresh instead of its same old, warm, touch upon the world. Everything... it felt new... as if the world had been partially reset by an angel, back to a certain part in time. As if, even though the events before the reset would still happen, they would be different.
...
Well, the angel bit was indeed wrong. Hell, I'm the farthest thing away from an angel. But, the world truly had been reset. And hopefully for the best.
The tale of the rebooted world began at the same spot the original did: at the fourth Smash Grounds, built right in front of a lush, thick forest, with rolling hills on both the left and right, and a flat plain leading to a beach not too far from the plain. But, enough of that. In the exact middle of the Smash Grounds was the Smasher's Palace, AKA totally not the Smash Mansion. Right on the roof of the palace were two of the temporary residents: Wario and Waluigi, both of them sunbathing.
"I'm bored, my stomach's burning, and my urge to do something stupid is rising" Wario grumbled.
"Waa, me too. Do you think Falco's done washing that Arwing yet?" Waluigi asked. "Or maybe Crazy and the rest of those guys who went shopping are back? Or maybe something incredibly important is about to happen?"
"I dunno, but I don't care if Falco's done or not," Wario replied, getting up off of his back. He quickly grabbed and wrapped up the towel he was sitting on and started walking towards the stairs... until a scream was heard, which froze Wario in his tracks.
"Waa, what's with the scream?" Waluigi pondered. Suddenly, another scream nearly identical to the first one filled the area, getting louder as the source of the screams, Snake, was sent flying over them. Just as flew over Waluigi, he dropped a flash drive from his left hand, leaving it to spiral down onto Waluigi's face as he continued his path, over the mansion and through the clean air. Once the flash drive landed on Waluigi's nose, he let out a quick bass boosted scream of pain.
"What was that all about?" Wario asked.
"Bah, forget about why he was flying! He dropped a flash drive!" Waluigi commented, picking the device off of his nose. Wario rushed over to get a better look at the flash drive before swiping it from his brother's grasp.
"Well... this sure isn't Snake's flash drive thing..." Wario stated.
"How do you figure that?"
"Eh, I've seen Snake's flash drive before. It's got some stupid design of a nearly naked woman on it. Typical of him and disgusting. This one's blander than the stupid jokes that goddess of losers pulls."
"So... what are you gonna do about it? Go and look for the owner?"
"Yeeeeah, but I ain't going to just wander around this place, completely clueless on who to look for. I'mma gonna be heading to my computer so I can put this in and get some clues."
"But Wario, what if that thing's got viruses in it? Or worse!" Waluigi exclaimed.
"Worse?"
"It could have pictures of Mario on it!"
~Haunted Graveyard from Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon starts to play~
Suddenly, a chill went up Wario's spine. The thought of having to so much as see Mario more than he had to terrified, but mostly annoyed, his soul.
"... Well, the less I have do deal with this stupid flash drive, the better. Even if it means having to see that loser Mario," Wario replied before the two made it back inside the palace.
XxXx
~Haunted Graveyard stops as Serious Trouble from Mario & Luigi: Partners In Time starts~
"IDIOT! YOU COMPLETE IDIOT! DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!" Professor Elvin Gadd screamed, swinging a Golden Hammer at Zelda as the two ran around in a circle, right at the palace's gates, with Dark Pit the edgelord watching while taking a sip of some Capri-Sun.
"He was being a pervert! I had full right to defend myself!" Zelda argued.
"He only made a single perverted comment on your bust size! That doesn't excuse your poor choice of sending him flying with a swing of a hammer!" E. Gadd exclaimed. "Especially when you know he's carrying something important that could easily be broken or worse!"
"What are these two arguing about?" Cloud asked Dark Pit as he approached the scene.
"Something about Snake being a fucking sick pervert like he always is and some fucking stupid flash drive," Dark Pit answered, throwing in unneeded curse words into his sentence because he's edgy.
"Hey! You could at least treat this situation with more respect if you aren't going to help out, edgy brat!" E. Gadd complained. "That flash drive had a bunch of important data on it! Confidential data, one-thousand degree glowing knife experiments... That could very well be down the drain now, or worse, in the hands of an idiot!"
"What kind of confidential data could possibly be so bad that leaving it in the hands of a moron would actually being a problem besides maybe deleting it?" Cloud asked.
~Serious Trouble stops playing as King Bowser from the same game starts~
"Most of it really isn't concerning, but... there's one program on there. One that is... very easy to mess around with. One that has access to... to..." E. Gadd stopped chasing Zelda to take everything in, realizing that things were far worse than initially thought. "Oh NO! NO NO NO!"
"Is it really that bad?" Cloud asked.
"THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! THE LONGER I LEAVE THAT FLASH DRIVE OUT THERE, THE ODDS OF SOMEONE EXPLOITING THAT PROGRAM GO UP!" Elvin then ran off in a hurry towards the palace before Cloud followed him.
XxXx
~King Bowser stops playing~
Right in front of the Wario Bros. room stood Falco Lombardi, the closest friend the two idiot brothers had at the Smasher's Palace. He had been knocking at the door, saying "Wario" for hours... although a quick laugh track was heard every time he said that word.
"Waa, looks like Falco was done cleaning that Arwing of his," Wario commented as the two bros. entered the hall. Just as they were right next to Falco, they noticed something at the end of the hall. Something that really annoyed the Wario Bros., enough for them to get an annoyed look on their faces as they stared intently at it.
"Wario," Falco said for one last time as he knocked on the door, resulting in another pointless laugh track. It was then that he realized that Wario and Waluigi were right there, still staring. "Oh, there you are, Wario! Where were you?" Of course, as soon as he said that, yet ANOTHER annoying laugh track played. "And what's with the laughing?"
"Look over there," Waluigi groaned, pointing towards the source of the laugh tracks. It was Ness, who was carrying around a boombox for some reason. As soon he knew that his cover was blown, he started walking away, but not before playing the Seinfeld theme song on his boombox.
"What was the point of that?" Falco wondered like any sane bird would.
"I dunno, he's probably just trying to spread some bad jokes around," Waluigi remarked. "I kinda thought the Seinfeld bit was funny though."
"Whatever. We have more important stuff to worry about," Wario said. The fat plumber swung the door to the room wide open and leaped inside, with Waluigi and Falco heading in seconds later. Before messing around with the flash drive, the Wario Bros. yanked some of their usual plumber clothes out of the drawer and put them on over their swimsuits.
"So... what's the "more important stuff to worry about"?" Falco asked. "Did you encounter any of those evil toast lovers?!"
"Waa, we found this flash drive while we were sunbathing," Wario answered, adjusting his hat before pulling out said flash drive. "Now we need to plug it into our computer to see if we can find out who it belongs to."
"Just need to turn this computer tower on and put the thing in..." Waluigi muttered. He pressed the single button on the computer tower, turning the whole system on instantly as Wario jammed the flash drive into the slot. "And there we go!"
"Wahoo! The flash drive's files are already on the screen!" Wario commented, taking control of the mouse. "Now let's see... OneThousandDegreeKnife folder, GhostInfoDump folder... there's nothing that gives us any clear hints!"
"Come on, you only listed a few things when there's at least a good number of folders and programs left," Waluigi stated. "Speaking of programs... PressAllTheButtons+ThrowToiletPaper+TickleIt . exe? What kind of file name is that?!"
"I dunno, sounds like a reference to me, even though I have no clue as to what it's referencing. And it's still better than this image file called "I-Hate-The-Fact-That-Fanfiction-Dot-Net-Doesn't-Allow-Periods-Directly-Between-Words . exe," Wario said. "Say, what's with this program, this InternetConnection . exe thing?"
"Clickitclickitclickit!" Falco demanded, failing his arms around like a friggin' moron.
"Like I wasn't going to. Let's-a see what this program is!" Wario replied. He dragged the mouse over the unusual program and slowly clicked on it...
~Lost World Anthem from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong-Quest starts to play~
... which caused a wormhole to quickly appear right in front of the computer screen. The trio backed away from the wormhole in fear, even though it wasn't attempting to suck anything in. However, two figures appeared within the portal, slowly approaching the exit.
"What... did we just do?!" Waluigi screamed, shivering. "What kind of program is that?!"
"Hey, this portal reminds me of the one I came out of when we first started existing! Only with less demons or whatever flying around!" Wario pointed out.
"Oh yeah. Now I ain't scared at all," Waluigi replied.
... It was then that the two figures were forced out of the portal. One was a dangerous weapon... but then there was the second one. A living creature... yet it was a creature that not even the bizarre worlds of Nintendo were used to... an immense amount of power was practically radiating off of it... and the creepiest stare anyone could possibly imagine.
It was the true meme god. Few could stand a chance against him if he were to unleash even half of his true power. No other meme came even close to his power, speed, or abilities.
A-N-D H-I-S N-A-M-E I-S W-E-E-G-E-E.
~Lost World Anthem stops playing as Sealed Ruin Pit from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers Of Time/ Darkness starts~
Weegee quickly vanished for a split second before reappearing right the same spot, now standing right on his feet. After wiping some dust of his face, he took in the surrounding view... only to realize that he had no idea where he was. Or more importantly, where his brother, Malleo, was.
"What... the hell is going on?" the meme questioned.
"I... I know this guy! His name is Weegee, the king of memes! " Wario stated.
"Well, that got my introduction out of the way... but that doesn't matter. Now what is going on? Where am I?!"
"Uhh... we kinda... summoned you," Waluigi answered.
"If you summoned me, you better have a very good reason for it. I have a life to live."
"Er... well, it was on accident," Wario said, scratching the back of his head.
"It... WHAT?! You summoned me just on accident?! You took me away from more important matters... FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?!" Weegee yelled, his face turning slightly red.
"Yeah, sure did!" Wario proudly said with a smile.
"H-hey, I'm sure we can send you back... no need to get so cranky..." Falco suggested.
"Oh, I have a need to get so cranky! My brother's all alone! He must have saw that I was sucked in by that portal! Now he probably thinks that I'm gone forever, and with the only person who can comfort him... ME, gone, he's going to lose his mind! And since you fucking morons claim to say you brought me here on accident, I have no reason to put faith in any attempt to send me back! Speaking of... how the hell did you maniacs accomplish this anyways?!"
"We used a program on that flash drive!" Wario answered.
"Hmph. At least you're good for answering questions, assholes," Weegee muttered. He then swiped the flash drive out of the computer, instantly closing the portal in the process. "Now I can get back to Malleo myself."
"Hey! No one said you could take that!" Wario shouted. Weegee launched a punch in response, sending Wario flying back into the wall, leaving big cracks in it.
"And no one said you could do this to me, yet you did it anyways. Now then, if you'll excuse me, I'll be off to do far more important things," Weegee commented before teleporting out of the room.
~Sealed Ruin Pit stops playing~
"NO NO NO!" E. Gadd screamed as he, Lucario, and Cloud barged into the room. "Now I'll never get that flash drive back!"
"What the heck were you idiots doing?!" Lucario demanded to know.
"We just clicked on one program on the drive and BOOM! A portal comes out of nowhere and leaves us with a weapon and an angry meme!" Wario said. "We didn't know any of that was going to happen!"
"I suppose that's my fault... I really should have named that program to warn people about activating it," E. Gadd sighed. "But still! You three need to help find that... meme, and get that flash drive back before he discovers the true potential of that program!"
"Why us?! You even said it yourself! It was your fault that we clicked on that thing to begin with!" Waluigi argued.
"He may have made a mistake, but you were still the ones getting into stuff that you shouldn't have!" Lucario said.
"Even disregarding that fact, that "meme" thing could be a big threat with that flash drive in his hands," Cloud added. "And even without the drive, that Luigi clone could start trouble."
"They're right guys. We really need to help out," Falco told his two friends.
"I mean, you guys have a point... but he only implied he was going to use that thing to get back home! It's not like he's going to do anything else!" Waluigi stated. Lucario was just about to continue the argument when an explosion shook the ground.
"Now what was that?!" E. Gadd wondered. Falco grabbed the weapon before everyone ran out of the room, leaving a massive trail of dust in their wake.
XxXx
~Battle! Deoxys from Pokémon: Omega Ruby/ Alpha Sapphire starts to play~
Right on top of the Prism Tower stage sat Weegee, firing off laser beams from his eyes to destroy as much as he could in an attempt to get revenge on the Wario Bros. and Falco. Everyone who where at the Smash Grounds at the time, aside from Wario and his gang, were gathered around the base of the tower, trying to think of a way to get up to the evil meme.
"So absolutely no one but Master Hand knows how to activate the moving platforms?" Snake asked.
"Eh, I don't need some platforms to get to the top of a tower. All I need is some a good, fast jump and I'm golden!" Sonic claimed before he ran a bit towards the tower at full speed. Right before he would have otherwise crashed into the pseudo-building, he instead used the Spring Jump technique at full force, launching himself right up into the sky above Weegee. Thinking he'd only need one blow to finish the meme off, he then used a flying kick, falling downwards towards Weegee's head.
~Battle! Deoxys stops~
... But Weegee easily teleported away and Sonic fell all the way down back to the ground, creating a loud and large crash upon doing so.
~Battle! Deoxys starts again~
"Idiot. Making an attack so obvious that it can be dodged easily," Weegee commented as he reappeared on the tower. "Oh well, back to destroying everything." He then proceeded to fire another laser right at the group gathered at the tower's base, forcing them to jump out of the attack's way. Just then, Wario and his crew bursted through the front doors of the palace, noticing all the damage Weegee had done to the now burning Battlefield stage and was now causing around Prism Tower, with Falco dropping the weapon at the burning sight.
"Ooh, so that's what Weegee meant by want by doing something else more important. He wanted to go sight seeing!" Falco idiotically commented.
"Fantastic guess on what he's doing, bird brain. But hey, you might want to see the damage Weegee has already done if you want to know what he's actually doing. And Master Hand will only get even more upset if anything else gets destroyed, so let's quit focusing on what's already destroyed and focus on stopping that meme!" Lucario shouted.
"Good thing I already have a plan!" Waluigi said.
"And it's a plan that will get us all killed, isn't it?" Lucario groaned, causing the Wario Bros. and Falco to glare at him for a moment.
"Wario, Cloud, and I will go distract Weegee while the rest of you guys find some stuff around the palace that could help us out... like that book of how to get Lucario to shut up!" the lanky plumber said proudly.
"Well, it's a plan to get you three killed. Hope you live Cloud!" Lucario said. He then ran off back into the palace before E. Gadd ran towards Battlefield. Waluigi and Cloud ran towards Weegee, but Wario was stopped by Falco before he could follow.
"Hey, you remember that weapon that came with Weegee?" Falco asked as he picked the weapon back up.
"Yeah, that th- Wait, that's the Dinner Blaster!" Wario replied.
"The... Dinner Blaster?"
"Waa, only someone who watches good YTP's would understand, but I'll give you a quick run-down," Wario said.
~Battle! Deoxys stops as Destiny, Help Us from Fire Emblem Fates starts~
"The Dinner Blaster is a grand weapon of sheer power developed by King Harkinian of Hyrule, with most of its power being blessed onto it by the Triforce Of Courage. Made with the sole purpose to be the one weapon t-"
~Destiny, Help Us stops~
Suddenly, one of Weegee's less powerful lasers hit Wario, causing him to catch on fire. He ran around, flailing his arms for a bit before he grabbed the almighty Dinner Blaster from Falco's hands and rushed over to the tower.
~Boss Battle from Learn With Pokémon: Typing Adventure starts to play~
Weegee was now on the ground at the tower's base, firing lasers at anyone who tired to get close. However, he did not notice Waluigi quickly approaching him, tennis racket in hand, until it was nearly too late... yet he still managed to teleport in time, leaving Waluigi wondering where the meme went. He reappeared right behind the purple pest, ready to fire yet another eye laser, but Cloud intervened, launching a Blade Beam that struck Weegee, sending him flying and giving Waluigi another chance to attack. This time, Waluigi jumped into the air and pulled out a Bob-omb before he smashed the bomb with his racket, sending it towards Weegee. However, Weegee dodged yet again by teleporting. Instead of attempting to attack the purple ding-dong again, he instead appeared on the palace's roof, attempting to attack the Smashers while they tried to get up to him again. While he started his laser assault, Falco ran right up behind him and grabbed his overalls before turning the meme around and delivering a flurry of speedy punches, finishing with an uppercut that sent Weegee hurdling over towards the gate of the Smash Grounds, where Wario was waiting for him.
"All right... just one shot..." Wario muttered, aiming the Dinner Blaster right for the incoming Weegee. Alas, Weegee managed to teleport before Wario could do anything, making the yellow dunce growl in anger. Just as he was about to walk away, Weegee reappeared right behind him.
"You know, if it weren't for all these morons trying to beat the shit out of me, I'd be willing to get in a one-on-one fight with you," Weegee stated, with Wario turning around in response.
"Why's that, punk?"
"You should know why. I hate you. And I would be able to tell just how weak you truly are when it would be a fight between just us."
"Oh, so you think I'm weak?! That I can't beat you?!"
"Hmph. We'll continue this topic another time. For now, you can try and stop me from trashing this place. After all, I'm sure you don't want that on top of your stolen flash drive, right?" Weegee then teleported away, allowing Wario to wander back to the palace.
XxXx
~Boss Battle stops playing~
Falco, Lucario, and E. Gadd were in the palace's basement looking at the small amount of items they had gathered: a Super Mushroom, a Fire Flower, Dark Pit's staff, a loaf of bread, and a book of bad puns written by Sans the Skeleton.
"This is all we can find... yep, we're dead," Lucario complained. "I'll go see if I can get a burial ready for me and Elvin."
"And who bothered to bring the bread? Or this book?" E. Gadd asked.
"Ask the dodo brain over here. He's obsessed with the former, and... well, he's just dumb," Lucario replied, pointing to Falco... which technically was him just holding his hand out at the space bird, but you get the idea.
"Hey! The bread could easily take care of that Weegee guy!" Falco argued. "And puns could serve as the perfect distraction!"
"Bread. Defeating a demon. How is that supposed to work?" E. Gadd inquired. "Although I can't help but agree on the puns. Bad puns draw everyone's attention. And they can decimate the minds of certain people..."
"Maybe when a huge battle isn't going on, then it could work, but now... c'mon Elvin, you should know better," Lucario groaned. As soon as Lucario finished, a part of the floor above them broke thanks to Wario and Ness falling through. Weegee quickly teleported in moments later, shaking his head.
"I'm afraid you're going to have to try a lot harder than that, idiot," Weegee commented, staring at the exhausted Wario.
"Hey, Weegee!" Falco said, looking into the bad pun book. "What do you call an idiotic man who deals with toilets?!"
"Wait, what?" Weegee said, raising an eyebrow while turning his head.
"A dumb-er! You know, just like you!"
... Weegee's answer to that after a few seconds of staring at Falco was a punch to the space pilot's face. The book flew out of Falco's hands due to the force and quickly slammed into the once again standing Ness, sending him back down. As soon as Ness fell down on the floor, Sans himself teleported right next to the PSI boy.
"Hmm. Seems very chaotic around here. I guess you could say there's nothing but... mad-NESS!" Sans joked, which caused Ness to scream like a baby.
"You idiots still don't treat me as a real threat, do you?" Weegee asked. "Despite all the chaos I have already started... actually, this is good. After all, I can put less work into taking this place six feet under the ground."
"Look, those three idiots may have ticked you off, but does everyone else here really have to suffer?" Lucario asked.
"Well, I want some form of revenge before I reunite with my brother. And as much as I would love to take their lives away, revenge is sweeter when it's served slowly and painfully. Thus, I'm taking things step by step, with the first step being leaving those weak-minded fools homeless. And since all you morons live here too... you know, you're just going to have to suffer with them."
"Waa! What did you do to Wario?!" Waluigi screamed as he broke the basement door down.
"I just kicked his ass a bit. He's probably just unconscious or something," Weegee answered calmly. Wario was slowly crawling back onto his feet just as Weegee stated his answer, but Waluigi didn't care. This had to end then and there. Thus, Waluigi leaped down from the top of the stairs and started charging towards the evil meme. However, Waluigi wasn't anticipating Weegee's right hand to disconnect with his arm and stop Wario's brother in his tracks by choking him.
... At the sight of Waluigi's suffer, Wario's rage grew to an enormous size as fast as the blink of an eye.
~Meta Crystal from Super Smash Bros. starts to play~
"Look, now you just gave me the chance to kill you," Weegee said as a faint, yellow aura surrounded Wario, though only Falco, Lucario, and Gadd took notice. "I had no intentions of killing you... but now that I can-"
Suddenly, Wario bashed into Weegee with his shoulder, letting Waluigi free of the meme's grasp. Wario pushed Weegee right into the wall before quickly grabbing him and tossing him through the floor above and jumping back up to deliver more pain. Falco rushed over to the barley standing Waluigi while E. Gadd gathered all of the items on the table.
~Meta Crystal stops~
"Before... before somebody asks... I'm fine, I just need... some air... waa..." Waluigi gasped. He took in a deep breath so deep that it started sucking out all of the oxygen of the basement.
"AGH! CAN'T... BREATHE!" Lucario moaned before punching Waluigi right in the gut. The punch forced Waluigi to spit out most of the air and fly around the basement.
XxXx
~Meta Crystal starts again~
Weegee was sent flying through the Smasher's Palace, breaking through any walls in his way until he crashed on the ground outside. Quickly getting onto his feet, the meme got ready for Wario's next attack, turning around whilst charging up an eye laser.
"Come on, idiot. You know you can't outwit me... or overpower me... especially not now."
~Meta Crystal stops~
Soon enough, Wario jumped right out of the same hole Weegee made when he was flung out of the palace, charging shoulder-first right at the meme.
Weegee was all too aware of that fact and turned around.
And then he fired the laser, hitting Wario perfectly and even burning up a bit of the palace in the process.
Most of the other palace residents rushed towards the action and saw what was happening.
...
The laser eventually died down as Weegee instantly shut his eyes afterwards and started laughing.
"Ahahaha! Now I think I'm satisfied! Every moron around here can cry for that dead maniac and I can finally reunite with Malleo!" Weegee laughed, crossing his arms.
"Uh... you sure about that?" Mega Man asked.
"Sure about what? Everything I just said?" Weegee replied, still chuckling slightly.
"... Yeah actually. You might want to take a look for yourself."
And so the meme did. And he was not pleased with what he saw.
"WHAT?!"
~VS Rayquaza from Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Red/ Blue Rescue Team starts to play~
Wario was still standing, with nothing but soot covering him. Not even a single scratch could be found anywhere on his body. The fat plumber shook off all the soot before making eye contact with the evil meme, a smile forming on his face.
"WAA! I haven't felt this determined or immortal in at least a few years! I think the last time was back during that whole Shake Dimension nonsense! Or was it back when I fought that Rudy wacko? Oh well, who cares?!" Wario exclaimed, followed by a hearty laugh.
"No... this... I thought these were myths, but... deus ex machinias! They're real!" Weegee screamed.
"Yeah yeah whatever. Hey, if you wanna back down right now... I just might. I'm in a good mood all of a sudden, so I might as well give you a chance to surrender," Wario stated.
"No! I can still take you down! You can only take so much damage, and I can take everything you got!" Weegee growled.
"Waa... can't make it easy can ya... well then... let's-a go, you stupid even if funny meme!"
~VS Rayquaza stops as Battlefield from Super Smash Bros. Brawl starts~
Weegee dashed towards Wario, but before the meme could do anything, Wario managed to land a hard-hitting uppercut onto him, sending Weegee up into the air. Still determined to target Wario over all else, Weegee tried to control his upward movement and launch one of his hands downwards, but Waluigi broke through one of the palace's windows and did his infamous air swim over towards Weegee before smashing the meme right in the face with his handy-dandy tennis racket and sending him right back down to the ground. The meme slowly got up onto his feet and stared right at Wario, charging up another laser beam. Unfortunately for him, Captain Falcon struck the meme with a Falcon Kick, sending him flying yet again, this time flying towards the rest of the Smashers currently at the palace.
"Din's Fire!" Zelda shouted, unleashing her attack.
"Crash Bomber!" Mega Man yelled, firing the special bomb at Weegee.
"Gordo Toss!" King Dedede screamed, sending a Gordo forward.
"Idon'tknowwhyeverybody'sshoutingoutattacknamesbut GRENADE!" Snake roared, tossing a single grenade. All attacks managed to hit Weegee, causing a massive explosion that sent the stiff meme flying the other way. Wario pulled the Dinner Blaster out as fast as sound itself and pulled the trigger, launching a hot plate covered with lotsa spaghetti. Through sheer, dumb luck, the attack managed to land, resulting in a big spaghetti explosion that sent Weegee flying over and far away from the palace, all the way out to the sea to the south.
~Battlefield stops as Classic: Results from Super Smash Bros. For 3DS/ Wii U starts~
"WAA-HA-HA! We did it! We defeated Weegee and saved the world!" Wario screamed with joy before he proceeded to jump up and down, with Waluigi and Falco following suit not long after.
"The world's far from saved, you morons!" Lucario complained. "That meme thing's probably still alive and still has the flash drive!"
"Bah, whatever you say, flea bag," Waluigi replied. Lucario groaned before he looked at who was right behind the trio, smiling in response.
"What... What am I SEEING?!" a certain voice demanded to know.
~Classic: Results stops with a record scratch~
Master Hand floated over the troublesome trio and took a good look around. The grounds had spaghetti all over, the palace was damaged quite a bit, Battlefield was nothing but ashes, Sonic was in a wheelchair, Ness was chasing Sans, and Conker the squirrel was burning to death.
"WARIO! WALUIGI!" Master Hand screamed, turning back towards them.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the Wario Bros. and Falco yelled as Master Hand was about to grab them.
XxXx
~Dark Cave from Pokémon: Gold/ Silver starts to play~
Weegee kept flying over then seemingly endless ocean, surprisingly asleep, until he crashed right into an abandoned castle sitting on a large, isolated island. As soon as he hit the floor, the meme woke up and jumped onto his feet.
"Hmm... an empty castle? How did I... oh yeah, that Wario idiot. That piece of shit," Weegee groaned. "Screw it. Screw Wario. Screw that Waluigi guy. And screw that brainless bird. I have this whole castle, a powerful flash drive, and all of my powers. Instead of bringing myself to Malleo... I think I'll bring him here, along with everything else I own... but I need a computer..." Weegee looked around for a bit and found a complete computer set that was even plugged into the castle walls and was turned on... for some damn reason. However, Weegee didn't care and grinned, even though it was impossible to tell since his mustache was hiding his mouth, and walked over towards the computer with the flash drive in his right hand.