AN: I'm writing for once and it's got my OC in it (Read the 'My OC' story-not-story thing)

of course this'll be shit

"Pearlie, don't you think steven should go to school? To learn.. Stuff?"

Those were the words that started it.

"He doesn't need to learn all of that human garbage," Pearl snapped back, "And it's PEARL." She continued to scrub the already clean plate and hope that the conversation would be dropped. Flame, who was on the couch eating hot cheetos, unknowingly smashed the handful she had in her hands into an orange dust that strangely reminded her of Jasper's shards.

"Pearlie," flame started. "how the fuck is he going to introduce new gems to human things if he doesn't know their history?" Pearl moved on to the next dirty dish and started scrubbing even harder (How hasn't that plate broken yet?)

"He'll use what he already knows!" Pearl would've burnt through the floor if she were Ruby. "AND what i taught him!"

"What does he know exactly?" Flame sternly shot back. That put Pearl off-guard for a moment. She tried to think of the things she'd tried (and failed, due to lack of attention) to teach him.

"Basic mathematics, English, Gem history... Things Greg taught him... " She couldn't think of any more.

"Is that it?" Flame commented flatly. "Not even 'The Talk'? How Politics work? Nothing else apart from what Greg's taught him? Wow."

At that moment, The temple door opened with Amethyst's gooey opening and she and garnet walked out holding some valuable trinkets from a few centuries ago.

"We're going to sell these to pay for Steven's things," Garnet plainly stated. "I feel there's a fight going on between you two. Don't kill each other while we're gone."

"C'mon G, you know I can still craft things and sell them, so why are you selling those?" Flame questioned.

"FLAME, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEBATE." Pearl yelled from the kitchen. Amethyst's interest piqed to the highest it could be.

"Aight, Tell me." Amethyst practically pounced on Flame's lap and got in her face, accidentally kicking her in the dick and she had to resist pushing her off and clutching it in pain.

"Fuck no." Thankfully Steven was at Connie's.

"Pleeeaaase?" Amethyst practically purred. She turned as she heard a crack coming from the kitchen. "Uh, P? You should probably stop."

"Okay FINE. We're debating on whether Lil' Steven should go to school, but that twig over there thinks he shoudn't," She confessed. "You agree or what?"

"I'm betting on flame," Garnet commented.

"I'm betting on P, just because I want her to lose," Amethyst said.

"You're all dicks," Flame growled.