this is pjc030492 this story is not made to make fun of harry potter it is only a joke, so enjoy
it is harry's first year at potwarts and the story begins on the potwarts train
as the potwarts train headed to potwarts harry is relaxing, all of a sudden a kid enters and says his name is ron cracksley they started talking until they ended up at potwarts.as soon as they got there they were all seperated into ether the pot happy house,griffenpot,crackhappy house, and the drunken bums house harry and ron were selected for the pothappyhouse all of a sudden music comes on singing pot pot the magical leaf the more you smoke the more you hang the more you hang the better you feal so lets smoke pot for every meal(which repeated for 5 hours with pot leaves falling from the ceiling every second with everyone smoking it)(even the headmaster potledor was smoking the pot after it ended everyone was knocked out.
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