Disclaimer- This story was written by Valerie and Kirsten one very overly-tired night. Please excuse the funkyness of it all and do not be offended by any stenches or whatnot. Ahem.
Kirsten- Yay! We're going on a quest!
Val- What kind of quest do you have in mind, oh dear Kirst?
Kirsten- The quest to find the Sprinklecheese box of suprises!
Val- Wahooie! Where is it located?
Kirsten- Well, here in the paper it says that it is coming to a theater near you.
Val-Aha! Let's go to the Fair Lawn HYWAY theater then!
*Val and Kirsten merrily begin to skip along to the HYWAY theater singing "We're off to see a movie! A movie of sprinkly cheese"*
Val- Hey look! It is our friend Ryan Seacrest! What is popping in the hood, homie?
Ryan- Well, I am here to see the musical "Marshmellows in the Sun" for the fourteenth time!
Kirsten- YAY! Let us join you!
*random voice- The macaroni and cheese stunk up my shorts! Plart!*
Val- Who was that?
Ryan- I dunno some random voice of thought.
All- Aaaaaah.
Val- Oh but Kirsten! We forgot about our quest! How are we going to get to the Sprinklecheese box of surprises in time!
Ryan- You are on a quest?
Kirsten- Um yeah...
*Seacrest bends down and hugs Val's legs*
Ryan- Oh please! Please! Let me come I wanna do something I wanna be more famous! I wanna be on TV! Please! Oh please *cries*
Val- OK!! You can come! Fine! Let's just go!
Kirsten- Look! That mysterious figure over there! He is waving at me! Who the hell is that???
Val- Hey you! Little fella! GET OVER HERE YOU RUBBERNECKER!
*The mysterious figure begins to shuffle over towards our characters*
Kirsten- YOU!!
John Shooter- Me. You stole my story.
Val- What story?
Shooter- The story you be writing right now.
All- Aaaaaaah.
Kirsten- But but but but..that's not true!
Ryan- AAAAAAH! HIDE ME!!! HE'S WITH THE CIA! I KNOW IT!! *Squats into a little ball, rocks, and hums Mary Had A Little Lamb*
Val- We are on a quest. Not writing a story...
Shooter- I'll give you three days...
Kirsten- FOR WHAT??????
*Random Voice- Pickle me Timbers! A Pickle-Mart employee has entered the room. Drop your shorts and pickle-size*
Pickle-Mart employee- What's the DILL-io get it? DILL-io? Like a dill pickle?
*Shooter reaches for a screwdriver but instead grabs a toothbrush and continues to attempt stabbing our poor defenseless pickle-mart employee*
Val- What are you doing?
*Shooter stops trying to wound the employee and hands Ryan his hat.*
Shooter- I'll be back in three days. You better have proof that you wrote your story first.
Kirsten- WHAT STORY???
Shooter- Goodbye now. *Pfft*
Martha Stewart- Hello. I'M INNOCENT!!! Now, would you like to plant a seed?
Ryan- MARTHA!!!! *Runs and begins bowing down to Martha Stewart.*
Martha- Thank you child. At least I know I still have PEOPLE who still BELIEVE in what I do.
Ryan- Your mini cheesecakes are delectable!
Val- OK..before any more odd interruptions...
*Random voice- Peanut butter makes me ANGRY!*
Val- UGH!! Can we just move on to our next arm of the journey?
Kirsten- Don't you mean leg?
Val- Um huh?
All- Aaaaaah.
Simon Cowell- That "Aaaaaah" was completely out of tune.
Randy Jackson- Dawg!
Ryan- Again with that black shirt, Britboy.
Randy- YEAH! YEAH!
Simon- You again? Why must you torture me with your bloody popping in and out of my life moments.
Ryan- Glad I could be of assistance, meatloaf
Randy- PROPS!!
Martha- Why hello Randy! Would you like to buy an apple fritter to help the cause?
Randy- Aiight dawg.
Martha- How wonderful!
Kirsten- OK we need to move on with our quest!
Simon- Quest? What kind of quest?
Val- *sigh* A quest to find the sprinklecheese box of suprises!
Randy- Mann...
Martha- Oh, goodie! I love quests. Unless it involves going to a COURTROOM!
Kirsten- You all want to join us?? Why?
Pickle-Mart Employee- Becausee we looooooove you!
All- Aaaaaah.
*random voice- switch to smellyvision! And chop off that ridiculous wirple!*
Kirsten-What's this? Might it be a clue?
All- Aaaaaah.
Val- Hey look it's a word jumble!
Ryan- I'm good at those!! GIMME!
*Ryan snatches the clue out of Kirsten's hands and reads outloud...*
Ryan-IPAEMKTRLC
All- Aaaaaah.
Ryan- Um..I think it means...
Val- Kermit Clap!
Martha- NO! It's Milk Car Pet!
Simon- You're both idiots It's Lick Me Part!
Kirsten- NOOO It's Irk Clam Pet!
Pickle-Mart employee- You are so crazy! It's obviously PICKLE-MART!!
All- Aaaaaah.
Randy- Major props dawg.
Martha- Good acronyming!
Pickle-mart employee- well its quite simple really.....
*Random Voice- Smitty Werbenmanjensen has just arrived from Honolulu*
Kirsten- You know what that means!
Simon- No, and we don't care...
Kirsten- It means.... it's time to tickle-me-elmo!!!
Smitty- Worfen doogen.
Martha- I don't *thwwwp* understand *thwwwp* Your accent... *Thwwwp*
Smitty- Klarpen mick noooooot!
Val- Ok...does this mean we have to go to pickle-mart?
Ryan- Woopdie dee have a bowl of me!
All- Meatloaf! Meatloaf! It's all new meatloaf crunch! *Ding*
*All of our characters link arms and begin to do a synchronized dance down the purple cynderblock road*
Pickle-Mart-Employee- Alas! An abandoned pickle!
*Pickle-mart employee bends down to caress the loose pickle.*
Pickle-mart employee- I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine. AND YOU SHALL BE MY SQUISHY!!!! *starts to wail*
*Easter Bunny comes hopping across the screen tossing speckley eggs at our characters. He then hops across the sidewalk and falls into a manhole. All- Aaaaaah.*
Simon- Shall we proceed inside?
Pickle-Mart employee- WHAT CRUEL, HEARTLESS HUMAN BEING WOULD ABANDON A POOR DEFENSELESS PICKLE TO ROT IN THE PENETRATING SUNBEAMS?? WHY!!! WHY NOT ME???????????? *Pickle-mart employee falls over and dies and turns into a pickle. The loose pickle he had picked up before (later named Euphreta) immediately fell in love with the employee and they got married and rotted in then sun together.*
Randy- Duuude.
Kirsten- Just leave them there..let's go inside.
*once inside, our heroes spot a large crowd of people hovering around a special something in the store*
Ryan- What's all the hubub. Bub?
Johnny Depp- Someone drove a screwdriver into that Swedish fish over there!
Val- Great..
All- Aaaaah.
Ryan- What does he have against sweet little junk foods?
Shooter- *rises from a trash bin* it stole my story. So I killed it.
Kirsten- sorry to burst your bubble but it wasn't alive to begin with.
Shooter- shut your pie hole, little lady, you just ain't looking closely enough.
*Kirsten peers over the crowd and stares closely at the fish. It had a large floppy tongue hanging off the side of its mouth*
*Random voice- Hey kids! Fish died.*
Martha- Look! Another clue!
Ryan- Yay! Another scrambler! DFOFEINCLRO!
Kirsten- Duh! It's Clifford of!
Johnny- Noooo... it's frolic of end!
Val- Guys! It's field of corn! We have to go to the Amazing Maize Maze!
*Random voice- TM*
Simon- Well, let's get a move on!
Puppet Pal Ron- Righto!
*Now our characters venture on to the Amazing Maize maze..tm..*
Val- Well on a sign here it says we need a team flag and name...
Ryan- How about...the Seacrests!
Simon- How about not?
*Random voice- Kittypoo nut-nuts!*
Kirsten- How about the Kittypoo nut-nuts?
Martha- Strange, but I was just thinking about that name too...
*Random Voice- that's because I said it..idiots.*
Randy- Aiight.
Val- I don't really like Martha Stewart. Let's kill her off.
*All characters band together to kill of Martha Stewart and do so by forcing her to watch her own primetime special over and over again while chanting "ooga chucka" *
All- Aaaaaah.
Val- I feel a lot better now.
Johnny- What are we actually trying to find here?
Kirsten- FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!! THE SPRINKLECHEESE BOX OF SURPRISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny- OK OK don't get all Jackie Chan on me!
Jackie Chan- You call my name?
*"Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting! -huh!-" Begins to play in the background*
Johnny- No.
Jackie- Oh. *disappears with a poof!*
Kirsten- Yay! We're going on a quest!
Val- What kind of quest do you have in mind, oh dear Kirst?
Kirsten- The quest to find the Sprinklecheese box of suprises!
Val- Wahooie! Where is it located?
Kirsten- Well, here in the paper it says that it is coming to a theater near you.
Val-Aha! Let's go to the Fair Lawn HYWAY theater then!
*Val and Kirsten merrily begin to skip along to the HYWAY theater singing "We're off to see a movie! A movie of sprinkly cheese"*
Val- Hey look! It is our friend Ryan Seacrest! What is popping in the hood, homie?
Ryan- Well, I am here to see the musical "Marshmellows in the Sun" for the fourteenth time!
Kirsten- YAY! Let us join you!
*random voice- The macaroni and cheese stunk up my shorts! Plart!*
Val- Who was that?
Ryan- I dunno some random voice of thought.
All- Aaaaaah.
Val- Oh but Kirsten! We forgot about our quest! How are we going to get to the Sprinklecheese box of surprises in time!
Ryan- You are on a quest?
Kirsten- Um yeah...
*Seacrest bends down and hugs Val's legs*
Ryan- Oh please! Please! Let me come I wanna do something I wanna be more famous! I wanna be on TV! Please! Oh please *cries*
Val- OK!! You can come! Fine! Let's just go!
Kirsten- Look! That mysterious figure over there! He is waving at me! Who the hell is that???
Val- Hey you! Little fella! GET OVER HERE YOU RUBBERNECKER!
*The mysterious figure begins to shuffle over towards our characters*
Kirsten- YOU!!
John Shooter- Me. You stole my story.
Val- What story?
Shooter- The story you be writing right now.
All- Aaaaaaah.
Kirsten- But but but but..that's not true!
Ryan- AAAAAAH! HIDE ME!!! HE'S WITH THE CIA! I KNOW IT!! *Squats into a little ball, rocks, and hums Mary Had A Little Lamb*
Val- We are on a quest. Not writing a story...
Shooter- I'll give you three days...
Kirsten- FOR WHAT??????
*Random Voice- Pickle me Timbers! A Pickle-Mart employee has entered the room. Drop your shorts and pickle-size*
Pickle-Mart employee- What's the DILL-io get it? DILL-io? Like a dill pickle?
*Shooter reaches for a screwdriver but instead grabs a toothbrush and continues to attempt stabbing our poor defenseless pickle-mart employee*
Val- What are you doing?
*Shooter stops trying to wound the employee and hands Ryan his hat.*
Shooter- I'll be back in three days. You better have proof that you wrote your story first.
Kirsten- WHAT STORY???
Shooter- Goodbye now. *Pfft*
Martha Stewart- Hello. I'M INNOCENT!!! Now, would you like to plant a seed?
Ryan- MARTHA!!!! *Runs and begins bowing down to Martha Stewart.*
Martha- Thank you child. At least I know I still have PEOPLE who still BELIEVE in what I do.
Ryan- Your mini cheesecakes are delectable!
Val- OK..before any more odd interruptions...
*Random voice- Peanut butter makes me ANGRY!*
Val- UGH!! Can we just move on to our next arm of the journey?
Kirsten- Don't you mean leg?
Val- Um huh?
All- Aaaaaah.
Simon Cowell- That "Aaaaaah" was completely out of tune.
Randy Jackson- Dawg!
Ryan- Again with that black shirt, Britboy.
Randy- YEAH! YEAH!
Simon- You again? Why must you torture me with your bloody popping in and out of my life moments.
Ryan- Glad I could be of assistance, meatloaf
Randy- PROPS!!
Martha- Why hello Randy! Would you like to buy an apple fritter to help the cause?
Randy- Aiight dawg.
Martha- How wonderful!
Kirsten- OK we need to move on with our quest!
Simon- Quest? What kind of quest?
Val- *sigh* A quest to find the sprinklecheese box of suprises!
Randy- Mann...
Martha- Oh, goodie! I love quests. Unless it involves going to a COURTROOM!
Kirsten- You all want to join us?? Why?
Pickle-Mart Employee- Becausee we looooooove you!
All- Aaaaaah.
*random voice- switch to smellyvision! And chop off that ridiculous wirple!*
Kirsten-What's this? Might it be a clue?
All- Aaaaaah.
Val- Hey look it's a word jumble!
Ryan- I'm good at those!! GIMME!
*Ryan snatches the clue out of Kirsten's hands and reads outloud...*
Ryan-IPAEMKTRLC
All- Aaaaaah.
Ryan- Um..I think it means...
Val- Kermit Clap!
Martha- NO! It's Milk Car Pet!
Simon- You're both idiots It's Lick Me Part!
Kirsten- NOOO It's Irk Clam Pet!
Pickle-Mart employee- You are so crazy! It's obviously PICKLE-MART!!
All- Aaaaaah.
Randy- Major props dawg.
Martha- Good acronyming!
Pickle-mart employee- well its quite simple really.....
*Random Voice- Smitty Werbenmanjensen has just arrived from Honolulu*
Kirsten- You know what that means!
Simon- No, and we don't care...
Kirsten- It means.... it's time to tickle-me-elmo!!!
Smitty- Worfen doogen.
Martha- I don't *thwwwp* understand *thwwwp* Your accent... *Thwwwp*
Smitty- Klarpen mick noooooot!
Val- Ok...does this mean we have to go to pickle-mart?
Ryan- Woopdie dee have a bowl of me!
All- Meatloaf! Meatloaf! It's all new meatloaf crunch! *Ding*
*All of our characters link arms and begin to do a synchronized dance down the purple cynderblock road*
Pickle-Mart-Employee- Alas! An abandoned pickle!
*Pickle-mart employee bends down to caress the loose pickle.*
Pickle-mart employee- I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine. AND YOU SHALL BE MY SQUISHY!!!! *starts to wail*
*Easter Bunny comes hopping across the screen tossing speckley eggs at our characters. He then hops across the sidewalk and falls into a manhole. All- Aaaaaah.*
Simon- Shall we proceed inside?
Pickle-Mart employee- WHAT CRUEL, HEARTLESS HUMAN BEING WOULD ABANDON A POOR DEFENSELESS PICKLE TO ROT IN THE PENETRATING SUNBEAMS?? WHY!!! WHY NOT ME???????????? *Pickle-mart employee falls over and dies and turns into a pickle. The loose pickle he had picked up before (later named Euphreta) immediately fell in love with the employee and they got married and rotted in then sun together.*
Randy- Duuude.
Kirsten- Just leave them there..let's go inside.
*once inside, our heroes spot a large crowd of people hovering around a special something in the store*
Ryan- What's all the hubub. Bub?
Johnny Depp- Someone drove a screwdriver into that Swedish fish over there!
Val- Great..
All- Aaaaah.
Ryan- What does he have against sweet little junk foods?
Shooter- *rises from a trash bin* it stole my story. So I killed it.
Kirsten- sorry to burst your bubble but it wasn't alive to begin with.
Shooter- shut your pie hole, little lady, you just ain't looking closely enough.
*Kirsten peers over the crowd and stares closely at the fish. It had a large floppy tongue hanging off the side of its mouth*
*Random voice- Hey kids! Fish died.*
Martha- Look! Another clue!
Ryan- Yay! Another scrambler! DFOFEINCLRO!
Kirsten- Duh! It's Clifford of!
Johnny- Noooo... it's frolic of end!
Val- Guys! It's field of corn! We have to go to the Amazing Maize Maze!
*Random voice- TM*
Simon- Well, let's get a move on!
Puppet Pal Ron- Righto!
*Now our characters venture on to the Amazing Maize maze..tm..*
Val- Well on a sign here it says we need a team flag and name...
Ryan- How about...the Seacrests!
Simon- How about not?
*Random voice- Kittypoo nut-nuts!*
Kirsten- How about the Kittypoo nut-nuts?
Martha- Strange, but I was just thinking about that name too...
*Random Voice- that's because I said it..idiots.*
Randy- Aiight.
Val- I don't really like Martha Stewart. Let's kill her off.
*All characters band together to kill of Martha Stewart and do so by forcing her to watch her own primetime special over and over again while chanting "ooga chucka" *
All- Aaaaaah.
Val- I feel a lot better now.
Johnny- What are we actually trying to find here?
Kirsten- FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!! THE SPRINKLECHEESE BOX OF SURPRISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny- OK OK don't get all Jackie Chan on me!
Jackie Chan- You call my name?
*"Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting! -huh!-" Begins to play in the background*
Johnny- No.
Jackie- Oh. *disappears with a poof!*