The Really Messed Up Crossover
Chapter 1: Z Senshi meets Tenchi Gang!
Disclaimer: I own nothing 'cept the story. Um.... yeah, this story is kinda written badly, but please review anyway...!
Setting: Post-Cell Games
REALLY MESSED UP AGES:
Gohan: 12
Goten: 6
Trunks: 7
IMPORTANT:
Goku was wished back to life along with the other people, takes places in Tenchi OAVs, probably doesn't fit in any timeline. Did I mention this is seriously messed up? Also, Gotenks only has up to SSJ, or else it would totally make this story plotless.
~Story starts.... NOW!~
"I still don't see why we can't fly," Vegeta said grumpily.
"Listen Vegeta, we're going to appear NORMAL to NORMAL people," Gohan replied. Vegeta snorted.
"Besides, Vegeta, don't you ever get tired of fighting?" Goku asked.
"No," Vegeta replied.
"...Oh," Goku replied. Goku shrugged. "It's nice to live as a normal human would."
"Not to me," Vegeta said.
"C'mon, Vegeta! A bit of normal living might make less crabby!" Trunks exclaimed. Vegeta growled, narrowing his eyes.
"Hey, look Trunks! That little vein is sticking out again!" Goten whispered. Trunks snickered. Vegeta growled and crossed his arms, looking down at the ground.
"We're here."
*****
"I'll get it!" Ryoko said as she heard the door knock. She was closest, after all. She approached the door and opened it.
"...of all Saiyajins, and when I want your opinion, I'll kick it out of you!" one exclaimed. Ryoko blinked.
"Come again?" Ryoko asked, trying to look confused. The short one with tall spiky black hair, the one who had just yelled, grunted.
"This is where we'll be staying, woman," he stated bluntly.
"Vegeta, be nice," one person scolded. Ryoko blinked. Instantly her beam sword was at Vegeta's throat.
"Saiyajin!" she hissed. Vegeta stared at Ryoko.
"Ryoko the space pirate," Vegeta said calmly.
"We are going to ACT normal so don't go blowing this house up or whatever!" a boy with lavender hair reprimanded. Vegeta scowled.
"Not my fault Ryoko attacked me." Vegeta smirked. "Though I could use a good fight."
"Oh come on, Vegeta! We spar almost every day!" one from the back exclaimed. Vegeta glowered. Ryoko smirked.
"I haven't fought a Saiyajin in ages," Ryoko said. Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Um... can we come in?" a petite boy asked. Ryoko stared at the child who seemed to innocent, so pure.
"What are you doing with a Saiyajin, kid?" Ryoko asked. The boy flinched.
"No reason," he replied, a flash of sorrow in his eyes.
"Well, I'm Goku, that was my son Gohan, this is my other son Goten, that's Vegeta, as you know, and that's Trunks," a man said, smiling at Ryoko. Ryoko stared at the group. She noted that almost all of them had black hair and eyes.
"You guys are our guests, huh?" Ryoko asked. Goku nodded. "I didn't know that Vegeta was coming." Vegeta smirked.
"Get used to it, woman, I'll be staying here," Vegeta stated. Ryoko snarled.
"Please. Can we, by any chance, NOT fight?" Gohan asked. Ryoko grunted but let her beam sword fade.
"Fine. But only because you asked so nicely," Ryoko said.
"So like... can we come in?" Goten asked. Ryoko moved aside, letting the males of the Son and Briefs family enter.
"Ryoko, do you-AHH!" Sasami shrieked as she saw Vegeta. "Saiyajin~!" Vegeta smirked.
"I haven't had that reaction in years," Vegeta said, crossing his arms. The Son family and Trunks rolled their eyes. Sasami edged closed to Ryoko.
"What's he doing here?" she whispered to Ryoko.
"He's one of our guests," Ryoko replied telepathically.
"Oh."
"Don't mind Vegeta, here. He won't do anything bad. Won't you, Vegeta?" Goku asked, staring at Vegeta from the corner of his eyes. Vegeta just smirked.
*****
Ayeka sighed, setting the broom against a wall and sitting on some stone steps. Presently, she caught sight of a little boy, no more than 12, walking across the grounds, looking confused. Ayeka assumed it was one of their visitors. Ayeka stood and walked over to the boy.
"Hello," Ayeka said politely. The boy looked up at Ayeka and grinned.
"Hello," the boy replied.
"I'm Ayeka," Ayeka said.
"Gohan." Gohan smirked. "I'd advise you to duck right about... now." Ayeka ducked as twin sprays of water spurted where her head would be. She heard giggling.
"Who did that!" Ayeka shouted.
"That would be my brother, Goten, and his friend, Trunks. Hellions, they are," Gohan explained. "HEY GOTEN! TRUNKS! COME OUT HERE!" Gohan shouted.
"NO!" came a reply. Gohan sighed.
"I'd duck again, and run for cover," Gohan said. Goten and Trunks began to fire their guns rapidly without a specific place to aim. Ayeka ran towards the building she had been nearby as Gohan followed. Ayeka then turned and faced Gohan.
"Were you with Vegeta?" Ayeka asked with disdain. Gohan nodded casually. "Why?" she asked, disgusted. Gohan sat down.
"Well, it started a long time ago. He tried to destroy the Earth, but we stopped him," Gohan said. Ayeka gasped. No one in Jurai had been that strong. "Don't act surprised, we just BARELY beat him. Anyway, we met up again on Namek and he died there by Freeza, but my dad beat him." Ayeka gasped again. Freeza? Freeza had been stronger than Vegeta! By tons! " Then we wished him back to life. Um, after that Vegeta started hanging out with us, trying to beat my dad. But he's gotten nicer... well, not really, but more tolerant," Gohan said. Ayeka blinked. Wishing people back to life...?
"Oh," Ayeka said. "But how do you know that he won't kill you in the night?" Gohan shrugged.
"I don't. I just kinda have to trust him," Gohan said. Ayeka narrowed her eyes.
'I'll keep a shield up around me and Sasami,' Ayeka told herself. Gohan checked outside.
"I think it's safe to go out now, but watch your step," Gohan said. He smiled at Ayeka and walked outside.
*****
Goten laughed, along with Trunks. What a good idea it had been to bring their water guns!
"So who are we gunning for next?" Goten asked. Trunks smirked.
"We'll get my dad," Trunks replied. They both smiled mischievously.
*****
Trunks and Goten watched the form of Vegeta who had been sparring with Goku. Vegeta was now sitting on a chair and grumbling about how he lost. Goten stifled a chuckle and Trunks nudged him lightly with his elbow. They brought up their waterguns and...
"BOY!!! YOU SHOOT THAT THING AND I WILL HURT YOU!!!" Vegeta shouted. Trunks winced and flew away, quickly followed by Goten. Caught before they even fired.
Chapter 1: Z Senshi meets Tenchi Gang!
Disclaimer: I own nothing 'cept the story. Um.... yeah, this story is kinda written badly, but please review anyway...!
Setting: Post-Cell Games
REALLY MESSED UP AGES:
Gohan: 12
Goten: 6
Trunks: 7
IMPORTANT:
Goku was wished back to life along with the other people, takes places in Tenchi OAVs, probably doesn't fit in any timeline. Did I mention this is seriously messed up? Also, Gotenks only has up to SSJ, or else it would totally make this story plotless.
~Story starts.... NOW!~
"I still don't see why we can't fly," Vegeta said grumpily.
"Listen Vegeta, we're going to appear NORMAL to NORMAL people," Gohan replied. Vegeta snorted.
"Besides, Vegeta, don't you ever get tired of fighting?" Goku asked.
"No," Vegeta replied.
"...Oh," Goku replied. Goku shrugged. "It's nice to live as a normal human would."
"Not to me," Vegeta said.
"C'mon, Vegeta! A bit of normal living might make less crabby!" Trunks exclaimed. Vegeta growled, narrowing his eyes.
"Hey, look Trunks! That little vein is sticking out again!" Goten whispered. Trunks snickered. Vegeta growled and crossed his arms, looking down at the ground.
"We're here."
*****
"I'll get it!" Ryoko said as she heard the door knock. She was closest, after all. She approached the door and opened it.
"...of all Saiyajins, and when I want your opinion, I'll kick it out of you!" one exclaimed. Ryoko blinked.
"Come again?" Ryoko asked, trying to look confused. The short one with tall spiky black hair, the one who had just yelled, grunted.
"This is where we'll be staying, woman," he stated bluntly.
"Vegeta, be nice," one person scolded. Ryoko blinked. Instantly her beam sword was at Vegeta's throat.
"Saiyajin!" she hissed. Vegeta stared at Ryoko.
"Ryoko the space pirate," Vegeta said calmly.
"We are going to ACT normal so don't go blowing this house up or whatever!" a boy with lavender hair reprimanded. Vegeta scowled.
"Not my fault Ryoko attacked me." Vegeta smirked. "Though I could use a good fight."
"Oh come on, Vegeta! We spar almost every day!" one from the back exclaimed. Vegeta glowered. Ryoko smirked.
"I haven't fought a Saiyajin in ages," Ryoko said. Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Um... can we come in?" a petite boy asked. Ryoko stared at the child who seemed to innocent, so pure.
"What are you doing with a Saiyajin, kid?" Ryoko asked. The boy flinched.
"No reason," he replied, a flash of sorrow in his eyes.
"Well, I'm Goku, that was my son Gohan, this is my other son Goten, that's Vegeta, as you know, and that's Trunks," a man said, smiling at Ryoko. Ryoko stared at the group. She noted that almost all of them had black hair and eyes.
"You guys are our guests, huh?" Ryoko asked. Goku nodded. "I didn't know that Vegeta was coming." Vegeta smirked.
"Get used to it, woman, I'll be staying here," Vegeta stated. Ryoko snarled.
"Please. Can we, by any chance, NOT fight?" Gohan asked. Ryoko grunted but let her beam sword fade.
"Fine. But only because you asked so nicely," Ryoko said.
"So like... can we come in?" Goten asked. Ryoko moved aside, letting the males of the Son and Briefs family enter.
"Ryoko, do you-AHH!" Sasami shrieked as she saw Vegeta. "Saiyajin~!" Vegeta smirked.
"I haven't had that reaction in years," Vegeta said, crossing his arms. The Son family and Trunks rolled their eyes. Sasami edged closed to Ryoko.
"What's he doing here?" she whispered to Ryoko.
"He's one of our guests," Ryoko replied telepathically.
"Oh."
"Don't mind Vegeta, here. He won't do anything bad. Won't you, Vegeta?" Goku asked, staring at Vegeta from the corner of his eyes. Vegeta just smirked.
*****
Ayeka sighed, setting the broom against a wall and sitting on some stone steps. Presently, she caught sight of a little boy, no more than 12, walking across the grounds, looking confused. Ayeka assumed it was one of their visitors. Ayeka stood and walked over to the boy.
"Hello," Ayeka said politely. The boy looked up at Ayeka and grinned.
"Hello," the boy replied.
"I'm Ayeka," Ayeka said.
"Gohan." Gohan smirked. "I'd advise you to duck right about... now." Ayeka ducked as twin sprays of water spurted where her head would be. She heard giggling.
"Who did that!" Ayeka shouted.
"That would be my brother, Goten, and his friend, Trunks. Hellions, they are," Gohan explained. "HEY GOTEN! TRUNKS! COME OUT HERE!" Gohan shouted.
"NO!" came a reply. Gohan sighed.
"I'd duck again, and run for cover," Gohan said. Goten and Trunks began to fire their guns rapidly without a specific place to aim. Ayeka ran towards the building she had been nearby as Gohan followed. Ayeka then turned and faced Gohan.
"Were you with Vegeta?" Ayeka asked with disdain. Gohan nodded casually. "Why?" she asked, disgusted. Gohan sat down.
"Well, it started a long time ago. He tried to destroy the Earth, but we stopped him," Gohan said. Ayeka gasped. No one in Jurai had been that strong. "Don't act surprised, we just BARELY beat him. Anyway, we met up again on Namek and he died there by Freeza, but my dad beat him." Ayeka gasped again. Freeza? Freeza had been stronger than Vegeta! By tons! " Then we wished him back to life. Um, after that Vegeta started hanging out with us, trying to beat my dad. But he's gotten nicer... well, not really, but more tolerant," Gohan said. Ayeka blinked. Wishing people back to life...?
"Oh," Ayeka said. "But how do you know that he won't kill you in the night?" Gohan shrugged.
"I don't. I just kinda have to trust him," Gohan said. Ayeka narrowed her eyes.
'I'll keep a shield up around me and Sasami,' Ayeka told herself. Gohan checked outside.
"I think it's safe to go out now, but watch your step," Gohan said. He smiled at Ayeka and walked outside.
*****
Goten laughed, along with Trunks. What a good idea it had been to bring their water guns!
"So who are we gunning for next?" Goten asked. Trunks smirked.
"We'll get my dad," Trunks replied. They both smiled mischievously.
*****
Trunks and Goten watched the form of Vegeta who had been sparring with Goku. Vegeta was now sitting on a chair and grumbling about how he lost. Goten stifled a chuckle and Trunks nudged him lightly with his elbow. They brought up their waterguns and...
"BOY!!! YOU SHOOT THAT THING AND I WILL HURT YOU!!!" Vegeta shouted. Trunks winced and flew away, quickly followed by Goten. Caught before they even fired.