Ooookay. Spaz has gone weird… or just weird-er. R for language. Some events
obviously didn't happen during the story. Aurriku goodness. I have no idea
what inspired me to write this…
Stream of Consciousness (during thunder)
I hate the thu-u-nder, oh yes I do-o….
I hate the thu-u-nder, and you should to-o…
Oh gods. I think I'm going to be sick.
How long has it been since Guadosalam? I don't even know. I do know that I'm gonna wet my pants if another-
KWAHHH!!!
Oh shit. Let's check… ah, still dry.
I hate my life. I really do. But as far as I'm concerned, given our current course in this godsforsaken place, my life will soon be over because I'm going to FUCKING DIE! Ahh… Jeeze, Rikku. Get a hold of yourself. What will the others think? They'll call you the 'weak' guardian. Weak my ass. I can rip ups fiends like-
KWAAHHH!!!
I hate this place.
I don't think I can hold in the screams anymore… my eyes must be bugging out, oh yes. Of course everybody is /ignoring/ me… Ah, to feel loved. My head hurts so very badly right now… must be the storm. I'm cold. I should have kept my wetsuit. Well, at least I'm not Auron right now. Lucky him to be carrying around that five foot long lightning rod on his back. Oh course, he hasn't been hit or anything. It would be kinda funny, if only so I can laugh at the cold-hearted bastard. I think he hates me. I don't like it when people hate me… our people are hated enough as it is.
KWAAAAH!!!
I think I screamed aloud. Nope I didn't, no one turned around. That was too close. Or they just ignored me again. I think I'm going into shock… my whole body feels all weird and cold and tingly. I can't stop shaking. I just wanna go home…
That would be too easy. Yunie needs defending, you know. Just it's kinda hard to defend her when my heart is about to burst out of my chest…
Think about something else.
Think about… Um…My head hurts. No, something else. How about I close my eyes? If I close my eyes, it might all go away…
Dum de dum. Walking with my eyes closed. Actually, if I can ignore the lightning, the rain is a soothing sound, despite the fact that I'm soaking wet. My hair is going to be so frizzy tomorrow. Assuming I live that long.
Doot de do… It's not so ba-
KWWAAAHH!!
Where the hell did that come from?? Um… where is everybody? …. Hello?
They LEFT ME?? OH SURE, TEAMWORK AND COMPASSION MY ASS!
My head hurts. Gods dammit.
I'm… alone now… I don't see them anywhere. Just fucking great. My head hurts. Um, flash of light-
OW! Ow ow ow ow OW!
Passing out now…
Unngggh. My head hurts. Where am I?
Oh no. Gods, no… I'm still out here… alone…
Ok, trying to get up so I can stagger under one of those little rod tower things now… My body is like lead. I think I have a fever…
I wonder if they just… left me? I didn't think Yunie would let them… Tidus seems to like me…
Stop it Rikku, you're getting depressed. Ugh. I feel all tingly and light- headed. A potion? Nope, used the last one on friendly ol' Auron in the last battle. Good lot of thanks I get. It's cold… Curling into a ball seems like a good idea. I can conserve precious body warmth before I die out here. Crap, I can't stop shivering. I don't feel so good. I'm sleepy.
Oh, shut up so I can go back to sleep, Auron. Auron? I would look up if I could open my eyelids… but they're too heavy. I feel funny. Yup, that's his ever-spunky voice, sounds like he's yelling from somewhere. It's muted by the rain. Rain? Am I outside? My head hurts. Pissed-off sounding Auron getting louder, closer.
Yup, that's my name. Now go slice some big nidhogg or something.
What? Go away. I'm tired. Funny, your voice sounds weird. Soft and stuff. Oh well. Can I go back to bed now?
Mmm. Warm. Comfy pillow. Thanks. Hey wait… What'er you doing? Who cares, it's warm. Are we in a tent? No, that's your red cloak thingie. Hey! My eyes opened! Kind of… The world looks different from your lap, Auron. All fuzzy and stuff. Or that might be my fever-ridden mind. Whichever. Would you please stop yelling? I'm right here with a massive headache for cryin' out loud. Loud. Yes, very loud. And my name is not Kimahri. Kimahri is blue. I'm not.
You're talking to me again. Too bad you're talking in another weird language. Or I just can't understand. Probably the latter. My brain is melting or something. Hah! That's funny. I'm giggling. Ow, that hurts. My body is sore. Why?
Oooo, I wigged you out with my giggling, huh Auron? Bet you think I'm nuts now. Wait, you already did. Ah well. Hehe.
Me? Delirious? Naw. Little tired maybe. Much more comfortable, now, thanks. I like your lap more than the ground. Except for the soaking wet clothing thing. That's a little chafing. What, fever you say? Well no shit, Sherlock. Hah! Hehe…. Imagining Auron in tweed is funny… I'm cold. Can we go home now?
Hey! It's Yunie! Come join the fun! Haaaayy, wait, I'm mad at you. You left me behind, meanie. Ooo pretty flashing magic stuff coming from your wand staff thingie… Wand. You have a magic wand. That's… funny…
Mm. Warm. Soft. A bed. Ahhhh. Where am I? Dammit, my head still hurts. KWWAAAHHH! Thunder!! Outside! Hey wait…. That mean's I'm inside. The only shelter in the Thunder Hell Plains is Rin's place… That's where we must be. Whooo! Inside! Rock on!
Aw, hell. Something is rattling. Annoying sound. Hold on… I think that's a snore. A snore that's coming from that chair that's pulled up besides the bed. Somebody is keeping me company! Aw, such a warm and fuzzy feeling! I wonder who it is? I think I still have a fever, or else I wouldn't be sticking my hand through this person's hair, cause that's about all I can see since the person's face is buried in my covers. Thin hair, long hair, tied in back. Kimahri? Nope, not a furry face. Wakka's hair would be stabbing me… Yuna's hair is all soft and Pantene Pro-V treated, Tidus would be with Yuna, and Lulu would not be caught dead without her hair thingies in. That leaves… no way. No way in all seven hells.
Shitty, he's moving. Turning his head to face me.
Yup. Hiyas Aurries! Oh gods. What did I just call him? Something is very wrong with me. Thank heaven he's all cute and sleeping and stuff. That would have been embarrassing.
S'gotta be uncomfortable for him…Maybe I should wake him up.
Haha! Stab the Auron! Fun!
Oooh, lookit that, he gurgled. How cute.
What? Yes, you fell asleep. At least I'd assume so, seeing that I don't remember the previous 24 hrs so well. Oh, I feel peachy, aside from the memory loss and the little man inside my head with a jackhammer playing pinball. What? You didn't get all that?
You look all mussy. You stayed up all night? Aw. Fuzzy feeling again. Well, c'mere. Yes, you heard me. What, gentlemen my butt, I'm not asking you to sleep with me, we can share a bed you know and I swear, you're gonna snap your spine if you fall asleep like that again. Oh, quit stuttering, I'm not going to bite. Think about… my bed, or Wakka's. Hah. Thought that would work.
Sigh. You grumble a lot, you know that? IEEEE COLD FEET! AUUGGHHHH. Dammit, Auron! Yea, apologize all you want, that totally sucked. The rest of you is warm. Why're you all stiff? What, you're embarrassed? Don't be, at this rate tomorrow, I won't even remember this conversation.
Going to sleep now. G'night. Oops. Too late. You're snoring again. Ugh.
KWAAHHHH!!!!
Stupid lightning. Oops. I'm kinda pasted to your side. Sorry about that. But hey, you didn't wake up. That's nice. Now I'm going to sleep. Mmm. Warm. I'm glad we stopped at the Inn, Auron. I just wish I remembered how I got you to stop in the first place…
The end. (ZZzzZZzzZZzz)
O_o
Stream of Consciousness (during thunder)
I hate the thu-u-nder, oh yes I do-o….
I hate the thu-u-nder, and you should to-o…
Oh gods. I think I'm going to be sick.
How long has it been since Guadosalam? I don't even know. I do know that I'm gonna wet my pants if another-
KWAHHH!!!
Oh shit. Let's check… ah, still dry.
I hate my life. I really do. But as far as I'm concerned, given our current course in this godsforsaken place, my life will soon be over because I'm going to FUCKING DIE! Ahh… Jeeze, Rikku. Get a hold of yourself. What will the others think? They'll call you the 'weak' guardian. Weak my ass. I can rip ups fiends like-
KWAAHHH!!!
I hate this place.
I don't think I can hold in the screams anymore… my eyes must be bugging out, oh yes. Of course everybody is /ignoring/ me… Ah, to feel loved. My head hurts so very badly right now… must be the storm. I'm cold. I should have kept my wetsuit. Well, at least I'm not Auron right now. Lucky him to be carrying around that five foot long lightning rod on his back. Oh course, he hasn't been hit or anything. It would be kinda funny, if only so I can laugh at the cold-hearted bastard. I think he hates me. I don't like it when people hate me… our people are hated enough as it is.
KWAAAAH!!!
I think I screamed aloud. Nope I didn't, no one turned around. That was too close. Or they just ignored me again. I think I'm going into shock… my whole body feels all weird and cold and tingly. I can't stop shaking. I just wanna go home…
That would be too easy. Yunie needs defending, you know. Just it's kinda hard to defend her when my heart is about to burst out of my chest…
Think about something else.
Think about… Um…My head hurts. No, something else. How about I close my eyes? If I close my eyes, it might all go away…
Dum de dum. Walking with my eyes closed. Actually, if I can ignore the lightning, the rain is a soothing sound, despite the fact that I'm soaking wet. My hair is going to be so frizzy tomorrow. Assuming I live that long.
Doot de do… It's not so ba-
KWWAAAHH!!
Where the hell did that come from?? Um… where is everybody? …. Hello?
They LEFT ME?? OH SURE, TEAMWORK AND COMPASSION MY ASS!
My head hurts. Gods dammit.
I'm… alone now… I don't see them anywhere. Just fucking great. My head hurts. Um, flash of light-
OW! Ow ow ow ow OW!
Passing out now…
Unngggh. My head hurts. Where am I?
Oh no. Gods, no… I'm still out here… alone…
Ok, trying to get up so I can stagger under one of those little rod tower things now… My body is like lead. I think I have a fever…
I wonder if they just… left me? I didn't think Yunie would let them… Tidus seems to like me…
Stop it Rikku, you're getting depressed. Ugh. I feel all tingly and light- headed. A potion? Nope, used the last one on friendly ol' Auron in the last battle. Good lot of thanks I get. It's cold… Curling into a ball seems like a good idea. I can conserve precious body warmth before I die out here. Crap, I can't stop shivering. I don't feel so good. I'm sleepy.
Oh, shut up so I can go back to sleep, Auron. Auron? I would look up if I could open my eyelids… but they're too heavy. I feel funny. Yup, that's his ever-spunky voice, sounds like he's yelling from somewhere. It's muted by the rain. Rain? Am I outside? My head hurts. Pissed-off sounding Auron getting louder, closer.
Yup, that's my name. Now go slice some big nidhogg or something.
What? Go away. I'm tired. Funny, your voice sounds weird. Soft and stuff. Oh well. Can I go back to bed now?
Mmm. Warm. Comfy pillow. Thanks. Hey wait… What'er you doing? Who cares, it's warm. Are we in a tent? No, that's your red cloak thingie. Hey! My eyes opened! Kind of… The world looks different from your lap, Auron. All fuzzy and stuff. Or that might be my fever-ridden mind. Whichever. Would you please stop yelling? I'm right here with a massive headache for cryin' out loud. Loud. Yes, very loud. And my name is not Kimahri. Kimahri is blue. I'm not.
You're talking to me again. Too bad you're talking in another weird language. Or I just can't understand. Probably the latter. My brain is melting or something. Hah! That's funny. I'm giggling. Ow, that hurts. My body is sore. Why?
Oooo, I wigged you out with my giggling, huh Auron? Bet you think I'm nuts now. Wait, you already did. Ah well. Hehe.
Me? Delirious? Naw. Little tired maybe. Much more comfortable, now, thanks. I like your lap more than the ground. Except for the soaking wet clothing thing. That's a little chafing. What, fever you say? Well no shit, Sherlock. Hah! Hehe…. Imagining Auron in tweed is funny… I'm cold. Can we go home now?
Hey! It's Yunie! Come join the fun! Haaaayy, wait, I'm mad at you. You left me behind, meanie. Ooo pretty flashing magic stuff coming from your wand staff thingie… Wand. You have a magic wand. That's… funny…
Mm. Warm. Soft. A bed. Ahhhh. Where am I? Dammit, my head still hurts. KWWAAAHHH! Thunder!! Outside! Hey wait…. That mean's I'm inside. The only shelter in the Thunder Hell Plains is Rin's place… That's where we must be. Whooo! Inside! Rock on!
Aw, hell. Something is rattling. Annoying sound. Hold on… I think that's a snore. A snore that's coming from that chair that's pulled up besides the bed. Somebody is keeping me company! Aw, such a warm and fuzzy feeling! I wonder who it is? I think I still have a fever, or else I wouldn't be sticking my hand through this person's hair, cause that's about all I can see since the person's face is buried in my covers. Thin hair, long hair, tied in back. Kimahri? Nope, not a furry face. Wakka's hair would be stabbing me… Yuna's hair is all soft and Pantene Pro-V treated, Tidus would be with Yuna, and Lulu would not be caught dead without her hair thingies in. That leaves… no way. No way in all seven hells.
Shitty, he's moving. Turning his head to face me.
Yup. Hiyas Aurries! Oh gods. What did I just call him? Something is very wrong with me. Thank heaven he's all cute and sleeping and stuff. That would have been embarrassing.
S'gotta be uncomfortable for him…Maybe I should wake him up.
Haha! Stab the Auron! Fun!
Oooh, lookit that, he gurgled. How cute.
What? Yes, you fell asleep. At least I'd assume so, seeing that I don't remember the previous 24 hrs so well. Oh, I feel peachy, aside from the memory loss and the little man inside my head with a jackhammer playing pinball. What? You didn't get all that?
You look all mussy. You stayed up all night? Aw. Fuzzy feeling again. Well, c'mere. Yes, you heard me. What, gentlemen my butt, I'm not asking you to sleep with me, we can share a bed you know and I swear, you're gonna snap your spine if you fall asleep like that again. Oh, quit stuttering, I'm not going to bite. Think about… my bed, or Wakka's. Hah. Thought that would work.
Sigh. You grumble a lot, you know that? IEEEE COLD FEET! AUUGGHHHH. Dammit, Auron! Yea, apologize all you want, that totally sucked. The rest of you is warm. Why're you all stiff? What, you're embarrassed? Don't be, at this rate tomorrow, I won't even remember this conversation.
Going to sleep now. G'night. Oops. Too late. You're snoring again. Ugh.
KWAAHHHH!!!!
Stupid lightning. Oops. I'm kinda pasted to your side. Sorry about that. But hey, you didn't wake up. That's nice. Now I'm going to sleep. Mmm. Warm. I'm glad we stopped at the Inn, Auron. I just wish I remembered how I got you to stop in the first place…
The end. (ZZzzZZzzZZzz)
O_o