Jesus of Minecraftia
A parody of Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day
Parody made by: ssbbman888
I'm the son of Jeb and Notch,
The Jesus of every block
And the book of "all of the above"
On a steady habit of,
Mining this and growing that.
Building this and killing shit.
I like to mod. Especially if it's CoD,
At least the ones that actually work.
Thought it was a myth or,
Some stupid, old lore.
A world of diamond ore!
Going to the core!
Get my golden apple fix.
Sitting on my chest of sticks.
In my mining room or my private tomb,
While endermen are away.
To fall in love and fall in debt.
To servers and all that shit
With Digitalstream To keep me digging
Doing someone else's smelting!
Thought it was a myth or,
Some stupid, old lore.
A world of diamond ore!
Going to the core!
In the center of the world in the empty lot
Of the mob arena where I was taught.
The motto was just a lie.
It said, "kill all the mobs", but what a shame
'Cause every mob doesn't die the same.
The wave's running out of time.
Server of the dead
At the end of another lost mineshaft.
No one really seems to care.
Server of the damned.
Miners with dirty faces today.
No one really seems to care.
I read the chat messages in the server,
Like the holiness of minecrafters
And so it seemed to confess.
It didn't say much but it only confirmed
That Herobrine is the end of the world.
And I could really care less.
Server of the dead
At the end of another lost mineshaft.
No one really seems to care.
Server of the damned.
Miners with dirty faces today.
No one really seems to care.
I don't mine if you don't
I don't mine if you don't
I don't mine if you don't mine.
I don't mine if you don't
I don't mine if you don't
I don't mine if you don't mine.
I don't mine if you don't
I don't mine if you don't
I don't mine if you don't mine.
I don't mine!
Everyone's so full of poop.
Born and raised by total noobs.
Gold recycled but never saved. From the mine to the grave. We are the kids of war and peace,
From Philly to the Middle East.
We are the stories and disciples of
The Jesus of Minecraftia!
I don't believe
I don't believe in gold
I don't believe
I don't believe
I don't mine!
I don't mine!
I don't mine!
I don't mine!
I don't mine!
Oh, Herobrine are you listening?
I can't remember a thing I was mining.
Are we demented or am I disturbed?
The space that's in between the world and the nether.
Oh farming can you please fill the void?
Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?
My house is not perfect and I stand accused.
For lack of a better ore well, that's my best excuse.
To live, and not to breathe Is to die by drowning.
To run, to run away Is to find what you can see.
And I leave behind a hurricane of fucking dyes.
I lost my faith to this. This world that don't exist.
So I run, I run away To the lights of torches.
And I leave behind a hurricane of fucking dyes.
And I walk this line a million and one fucking times.
But not this time.
I don't feel any shame I won't apologize.
When there ain't nowhere you hoe.
Running away from mobs when you've been victimized.
Tails from another broken…
(In background mine) You're leaving
You're leaving
You're leaving
You're leaving the mine.
So that was the parody. I hope you can tell where the lyrics go in the song but, anyway I would love to hear feedback. I am truly sorry for not updating my other stuff, I've just been too lazy (go me...). I will resume this weekend and get back on track like normal. There are some Skydoesminecraft references in this song BTW. But, till then, have a good day-ssbbman888