: I own nothing...if I did Itachi would rule the world
A/N: yes i know the Akatsuki is dead but i still love them. If you don't like them don't read this. This is just an intro and it's my first fic so be nice.
It was a normal day at the akatsuki base well, as normal as you can get with a group of s-class missing nin. The murderous men (and paper woman) were up to their usual antics. Hidan was off cutting himself up, while kakuzu was counting his money. It was almost peacefull until...
"Tobi, if you don't shut up I'm gonna stick some C2 clay in your mask un!"
...almost.
Kakuzu decided to ignore it and continue reading his book." But deidara sempai, I just wanted t-." Muffled sounds followed by silence but still kakuzu refused to leave his new copy of icha icha for another petty argument. For a few moments the blissfu silence remained though it was a tense silence. Anyone left in the base and not on missions was waiting for the immanent explosion.
When nothing happened Kakuzu got worried but as he reached the door on his way to check it slammed open. Kakuzu was so shocked from the impact he hardly noticed tobi run into the room followed by deidara. "Gaghuzu hewp" came the muffled cry from behind tobi's mask. Kakuzu, holding in laughter, reached out to stop deidara but he was too late"KATSU!"
There was a loud bang and an odd screaming sound from tobi. Kakuzu's ears were ringing when Kisame ran in followed by itachi and hidan. Immediately hidan started yelling at tobi. When hidan called tobi annoying it started an argument (about who was most annoying) that lead to a challenge..." Hey tobi I bet you can't annoy the akatsuki into submission in a week!"
Hidan wasn't really sure what possessed him to say that (authoress laughs deviously at hidan's inability to break the fourth wall) but he knew he'd regret it later. Tobi, not wanting to look dumb accepted the challenge and began plotting the downfall of his own organization. Meanwhile hidan was still shocked.
Kisame decided to write each members name on a white board he pulled from nowhere. "When you give up cross your name off the list okay?" Sadly kisame's practicality was ignored due to hidan's shock. Everyone except itqchi was drawing on his face, he currently had a curly mustache, lee's eyebrows and a booger hanging from his nose.
" Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em" so kisame promptly walked over and began writing the word 'Derp' on hidan's forehead.
A/N: So tell me what you think...i know it's not great but if you review i'll get better.
Also suggestions on who should be annoyed first whoever gets the most votes will go first. So review with your ideas if i borrow any ideas on how to annoy them i'Ll give you credit. Oh and fangirls back off itachi is MINE!