My friends and I were watching Twilight on my ipod and we were having a really funny conversation, so my friend decided I should write a one-shot. So here it is.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight even though I wish I did… The characters are not even mine. :[ only the plot is XD
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"You're incredibly strong and fast," Bella said her voice shaking, "You're skin is pale-white and ice-cold. How old are you?"
"Seventeen," was Edward's cool reply.
"How long have you been seventeen?" Bella asked.
"Awhile," Edward said through his teeth.
"I know what you are," Bella said, gaining confidence.
"Say it," Edward demanded, "Out loud."
"Batman," Bella replied smugly, "You're Batman."
"Um… no," Edward said, confused, "I'm really a– ."
"Ooh ooh, I know," said Bella spinning around, "You're Spiderman."
"No, I'm a– ."
"Oh I got it, I got it," Bella said getting really excited while jumping up and down, "You're Wonderwoman."
"I'm a guy…," Edward said getting more confused, "What I really am is a vamp– ."
"Wait! No! Don't tell me! I wanna guess!" Bella yelled.
"Okaaay…," Edward said, concerned about Bella's sanity, "Guess."
"Hmmm, let's think…" Bella said thoughtfully, putting her hands behind her back and rocking back and forth on her feet," vamp…vamp… vampare…vampere…vampire… vamp– ."
"Wait! Stop! You guessed it!" Edward practically yelled.
"Vampire?" Bella questioned.
"Yes," answered Edward, "I'm a vampire."
"I knew that all along," Bella said, waving her hand dismissively.
"Then why did you guess for so long," Edward asked, curious.
"Cause," Bella said, grinning.
"Cause why?" Edward asked, playing along.
"It's fun to push your buttons," Bella said smiling impishly.
"That wasn't very nice," Edward said getting defensive.
"I'm sorry," Bella said, looking down.
"Now ask me the most basic question–."
"Can vampires get high?" Bella asked quite suddenly and randomly.
"Um… no," Edward told her slowly.
"You can't get high? Or that wasn't the most important the most basic question?"
"That wasn't the most basic ques–."
"So you can get high?" Bella interrupted again raising an eyebrow.
"No," Edward said trying to control his annoyance, "We cannot get high and that wasn't the most basic question."
"Oh… so what's your diet like then," Bella asked, while looking at him innocently.
"Are you trying to irritate me to death?" Edward said grinding his teeth.
"You're indestructible," Bella said smirking.
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I hpoe you're happy Cloe... I put this on just for you and all the other people who read this (dont you feel special? XD) Oh yeah I almost forgot... read and review... please...