-Begining-
*Natasha and her daughter, Kylia, were talking to each other*
*Both facing each other*
*Edward comes out of nowhere, behind Natasha*
N: Oh no! It's Edward Cullen! RUN!
*Natasha runs in the opposite direction of Edward*
*Jacob comes out of nowhere, behind Kylia*
K: Ahh! It's Jacob Black too!
*Hides in one of their closets in the house*
K: Hope he doesn't find me
N: Jacob!
*Natasha runs up to Jacob*
N: Jacob, save me!
*Natasha hides behind Jacob*
*Kylia opened the closet door a little, and pokes head out a little*
K: Mommy watch out, he rapes people too
N: … so … I would rather get raped by him, then raped by Edward
K: Good point
*Kylia comes out of the closet and stands besides her mother*
*Edward and Jacob make eye contacted*
E: Jacob?
J: Edward?
*Edward and Jacob start running slowly towards each other* (like in the movies)
*Music playing in the background* (like in the movies)
J: Edward!
E: Jacob!
N: …!
K: …?
*After a while, Edward and Jacob finally reach each other and hug each other*
*Edward jumps up a little and pulls Jacob down into a kiss*
*Natasha and Kylia are still watching*
K: Hey that's what you and daddy do
*Natasha's blushes*
*After a while, Jacob finally loses he's breath and he breaks up the kiss*
*Jacob was gasping for air*
J: What about Bella?
E: I don't love her any more; she's such a pain
J: Oh Edward!
*Jacob hugs Edward very tight*
K: Mommy I'm confused, I thought only a girl and a guy kiss each other
N: *cough cough* I'll tell you when you're older
K: Aw man
*Edward and Jacob go back to kissing each other*
*The kissing lovers fell to the floor still kissing*
K: Mommy, Jacob and Edward are starting to scare me
*Looks over to them on the floor, making out*
N: Oh I'm sorry honey
*Natasha puts a paper bag over Kylia's head*
N: There, is that better?
K: Mommy I can't see
*Tries to walk forwards but fails and hits the wall behind Natasha*
K: Ow! That hurt
N: Well then…
*Natasha walks to her daughter and takes off the paper bag from her head*
N: Just… don't look at them
*Natasha turns back to the guys*
K: But Mommy, why are you watching them, and I can't?
N: … because… Mommy's… doing research
K: Ahh! Mommy, you're a girl version of the perverted sage
N: What? I am not! I'm literally doing research on a relationship of a vampire and a werewolf
K: Yeah sure, whatever you say mommy
*Kylia and Natasha Start watching them again*
*Jacob ripped off Edward's shirt and started kissing his chest*
K: Mommy, what are they doing?
N: Uh… they are…
*Edward starts taking off his pants*
*Kylia looks up to her mother*
K: Mommy, why are the taking off their clothes?
*Natasha blushes real big and covers her daughter's eyes*
N: You're not allowed to see this part
K: But Mommy, I want to see this, it looks funny
N: No, no, you're not old enough to watch this part
K: so… I want to watch it, please, please, please
N: … fine… but don't tell anyone you saw this especially your father
K: Ok
N: And no repeating anything either
K: Ok Mommy, thank you
N: You're welcome, hush now
*Natasha grabs a chair for both of them*
*They both sit down and continued watching Edward and Jacob*
*Edward and Jacob were both completely naked*
N: I wonder if they will ever notice us watching them
K: I don't think they will
N: Wow
*Jacob started to thrust into Edward*
K: … so… Mommy… what are they doing now?
N: This is called mating
K: Really?
N: Yup, I'll explain it to you later
*Jacob thrusted even faster and harder into Edward, and Edward screamed in pleaser*
E: Jacob!
K: I want to look away but I can't
N: That's what it does to you
K: Oh well
*Kylia takes out a camera, and starts taking pictures*
K: Blackmail!
N: Oh yeah, I got something better
*Natasha points to a hidden video camera*
N: I had the video camera on this whole time
K: You evil genius
N: Yes I know
-End-