WTF?
DISCLAIMER:
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This is an OC story. To prove it, I have created a character just as original as all other 'original characters'.
Chapter 1
"Hahaha," laughed Falco, in a drunken state.
"And you know what else?" asked Fox in an intoxicated state, holding Falco by the cheeks. "The bikini fell off, and we were like, party time!"
Master Hand rammed through the door, breaking it off its hinges.
"Everybody! Look sensible… and normal! A new smasher is coming!" shouted Master Hand.
Everybody celebrated, because a new smasher coming is a rarity, and usually never happens in stories. In fact, 'a new smasher coming' stories are very original. This is the first.
"Quickly, everybody!" said Master Hand. "Hide all of the messed up stuff!"
"I'm sorry," said Roy, crying, sweeping his Zebra under the carpet.
"Wear your smart looking suits!" said Master Hand.
The door to the Smash Mansion opened – and the newest SUPER SMASH BRTOHER ENTERED!
It was…
DRUM ROLL!
…Wigglytuff!
"Wigglytuff!" said Wigglytuff.
"Wow!" said everyone.
Oops, I'd better just give everyone the stats of Wigglytuff 'cuz she's, like, ya know, original. Here it is:
Name: Wigglytuff (ZOMG)
Species: Wigglytuff.
What the species is a type of: Pokemon.
Height: 3' 4.6279384"
Description: Wigglytuff is a round-ish, bunny-like Pokemon. Her skin is a blend of heliotrope and amethyst. She has two long protruding ears, the insides of which are a midnight black, and the outsides of which are the exact same blend of colours that the rest of her skin is.
Wigglytuff's eyes are a deep shade of azure, except for when she is covered in green paint, at which point they turn to a powerful shade of viridian emerald. There is a huge, completely un-dark patch of bright, colourless white on her stomach, and this adds to her beauty. Her face is exotic and is typical of exactly what the author would like to be, or date. (Think Eurasian with a hint of Kalahari African, except that it's a Pokemon.)
Wigglytuff's special powers include a super SLAP POWER which creates a vortex of fire so powerful that it engulfs all her opponents and allows her to win fights instantly. Wigglytuff can also use a super CLAW ATTACK which makes her grow claws for no particular reason and gouge people's eyes out – she is the bestest character ever! And I made her up!
They also include a singing power which will only be used in the songfic chapters, becuz I can't sing so singing sux.
Wigglytuff is not only a super powerful fighter – she is also a pop star, princess, singer, disc jockey, president, guerrilla, vigilante, military commander, robot, ninja, Cupid incarnate, Mary Sue, spaceship flyer.
Wigglytuff also has a super dark past which you don't find out about. Ever. It's called a 'plot device'.
Oh, yeah, and she can't speak English.
"Wow!" said Link. "The new Mary Sue- sorry, I meant, new Super Smash Brother, is so hot!"
"Hey, I want to establish interpersonal relations with her!" said Marth.
They fought.
"Wow!" said Zelda and Samus and Peach. "A female! I suppose we're lawfully bound to take her under our wing!"
"Wig iggle tigglywuff!" said Wigglytuff.
"This story is doomed," said Fox sadly. He was right.
So now you've read the first chapter of this AWESOME MARY-SUE STORY!
Please read and review.
Sorry, I meant: REVIEW OR UI WONT UPDATE! AND R$ U" KNOW U WANT MEE TO UPDATRE!
Oh, by the way, this is not meant to be serious. If you didn't know that, now you do, and I would like to call you some nasty names. If you did do that, yay!
(Insert obligatory plug for all my other stories, plus stories by my brother Hoogiman, Joebthegreat, Razzkat, ACT II, Eternal Smasher, and me.)
Also, please don't flame, unless you really want to.