Van and Luke were having an epic battle. After all this time, Luke had been training seperately from 'Master Van', seeing as, you know, Van was kinda sorta the final boss and all. Anyway, Van and Luke were having an epic duel to the death. Van was supposedly way stronger than luke, however, he was also a lot more cocky. Luke dodged and weaved as he fought and eventually stabbed Van in the chest. As Van died, he said with his last breath, "Luke.... I am your father...."
Luke looked at him and responded, "Not really. You know, we don't even share the same DNA. I'm not even related to you at all. I mean, look at me. Do I look anything like you at all? Yeah, I didn't think so. Besides, you're way too young to be my father. It would just be weird. And since you meant you created me, who would the mother be? Jade? That's a seriously disturbing thought. You being my father is just so illogical that..."
As Luke went off on his little rant, Van died.
And they all lived happily ever after.
And Luke was an orphan for the rest of his life because nobody loved him.
The End.