He showed up in my living room. I was naked at the time. (Rather inconvenient, that.)

I mean, I usually don't mind so much if people see me naked (I mean, we all have bodies, you know), and I was living alone in my apartment at the time, so it's not like I was expecting anyone else to show up, so why not wander around in your Birthday Suit?

But I wasn't expecting to turn around and see a slim man in 19th century costumery looking around my living room, bewildered.

I screamed out of shock. You would too.

And that's how it began.