"And your winners Eva Marie, The Funkadactyls, and The Bella Twins!" Lillian Garcia announced as the cast of Total Divas raised their hands in victory. As usual the crowd had no reaction. One superstar in the back had enough of this crap and decided to do something about it. All of a sudden "Rawkfist" by Thousand Foot Krutch blasted out of the speakers and out came Chris Young.
"Now, before I talk about what I was going to talk about in the first place, let me let you guys in on a little secret. In 7 days my contract with WWE will expire and I'll be gone. You know why I'm not going to renew my contract? Because of crappy wrestling, and I use that term loosely, like this. I'm leaving because I have been here, not even four years, I'm 27 and WWE is already a place where if you look good you can get in, even if you have no passion for this at all or if you couldn't wrestle your way out of a paper bag. Let me give you some examples of people who actually give a damn about this buisness, like me. Tyson Kidd. CM Punk said it himself. The guy is a workhorse, yet he is regulated to sporadic appearances on NXT while a 34 year old man with a frickin green sock on his hand gets more screen time.
AJ Lee and Paige. Two divas who have actually worked for what they have. You can even throw in Emma. Great talent, in her match for the NXT Women's Championship against Paige she executed one of the best damn sit-out powerbombs I have ever seen in my life. It just gets me so mad when I see talentless hacks like you on top of a division nobody cares about anymore.
I mean don't get me wrong, Naomi you're athletic and one of the few divas that can actually wrestle. Cameron, remember when Brodus said that you suck? Yeah, he was right. Now on to The Bella Twins. I don't even no where to start with you two. You can't wrestle at all, you rely on your good looks, and to top it all off you kept Maria Kanellis from returning.
What the hell man? I mean seriously, when you were fired, you know what I did? I did a frickin Irish jig and started to sing the the theme song to Happy Days. Couldn't we have gotten Shelton Benjamin or John Morrison back instead of you? And now we come to miss "I came here to make a name for myself" Eva Marie. Who are you? Seriously, even Jerry Lawler couldn't remember who you were. We all know that you're only here so you can be on television. You couldn't wrestle to save your life. Also Ginger Mahal? You might have ruined Jinder's career,and forever made him a joke in this business, but you don't care.
You shouldn't be here. You're a disgrace to this business. Whenever you come out to make an appearance or to perform I die a little inside. WWE, I'm sorry but really? Kaitlyn and AJ had the best fued since the one between Trish Stratus and Lita last year and this year she's not even in the company anymore while AJ didn't defend her belt against anyone except for the Total Divas when she was still champion. That freakin' show is a cancer to this company and I hope we find a cure soon. Oh, and sorry Punk, but I'm gonna steal something from you. Pipe Bomb, bitches!" Chris left the stage while the divas in the ring were in shock. Chris Young just buried them.
They went straight to the office. "Did you see what just happened out there?!" Nikki asked outraged. "Why didn't you cut the microphone off? That douche just freaking embarrassed us out there!" Brie yelled. "Mr. Young will be punished for his actions. Next week he will fight Damien Sandow and Bo Dallas in a two on one handicap match. Now ladies, get out of my office before I fire you." said Stephanie.
Later, in The Shield's locker room.
"Wait, so you speak your mind and now, on your last night in the company you have to compete in a two on one handicap match against You're Welcome and Don't Stop Bo-lieving? That is total bullshit." said Dean Ambrose. "Yeah, but I'm leaving anyway so it doesn't matter." Chris responded. "Well, don't worry about it. You know we got your back." Seth Rollins promised. Chris and all three members of The Shield were as close as friends could get. They even offered him to join the faction, but Chris respectfully denied. He didn't want to hold them back since he's never really been on good terms with The Authority and he's been able to put up with their shenanigans, but the creation of this reality show was the straw that broke the camel's back. "Guys seriously though, remember what I told you." Chris warned. "Oh, we'll remember." Roman Reigns assured. "There is nothing you can do that I have not already done to myself." They all said simultaneously.
The next week.
It was the last Monday Night Raw that Chris would ever be apart of. His match was the main event and before he went through the curtain, down the hallway the entire WWE roster, including the NXT superstars were in a line. They all gave him a round of applause.
At the end of the line there was all three members of The Shield along with AJ Lee. "Go get em bro" Dean said. "Thanks, man." AJ gave him a kiss on the cheek. After that show of respect from the roster Chris made his way to the ring.
Bo and Damien were already in the ring. As Chris slid into the ring they attacked before he even got to his feet. The referee rang the bell and the contest was underway. Damien irish whipped him into the turnbuckle and then charged toward him with the intention of clotheslining him, however Chris sidestepped Damien and proceeded to superkick him in the face. Bo then attempted the same thing, but received two knees in the mouth for his troubles. Chris then picked him up and hit him with a rolling elbow strike in tribute to his mentor Chris Hero. Damien, who gained back his composure after that superkick then hit Chris from behind. He went for his Cross-Armed Neckbreaker, but Chris reversed it and hit the Reverse Death Valley Driver he called the "Life Span Shortener". He pinned Damien one, two, three. Chris won his last match in WWE.
He jumped into the crowd in celebration. After celebrating he grabbed a microphone from Lilian and said his farewell to the WWE universe. "You know, the last 3 and a half years of my life have been insane. I was Intercontinental Champion, I was one half of the tag team champions with Seth Rollins and I won the despicable me award at the slammy awards for running over Big E's car with a monster truck. Sorry big man. Yep, I've had quite the career here, but alas things don't last forever." Chris was starting to cry a little bit. "All I wanna say is whether you cheered me or you booed me, which was a lot, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be known as the insane asshole you know and hate today. Thank you." The crowd cheered after the speech. They chanted "Thank You Chris".
However, just as he was about to leave the ring, the lights in the arena went off. When they turned back on Chris was getting beat down by Curtis Axel and Ryback. The Bella Twins were outside the ring taunting Chris while he was getting decimated. Right before Ryback was about to pick him up for Shell Shocked out through the speakers blasted... Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta, Shield. The Shield ran out to help their fallen friend.
Ryback and Curtis and booked it through the crowd. AJ Lee then came out to check on Chris along with The Shield. They tried to help him get up off of the floor and back to his locker room, but he collapsed on the way there. The crowd was stunned to the point of absolute silence.