I do not own Lilo and Stitch, I only own my OC's.
4/2/2015: To all those who have read and liked this old story, well, it is now in the process of being re-written and it's gonna be better than ever! I'm changing a few things, but the majority of the story is going to remain the same. Please let me know what you think of my new and improved Lilo and Stitch fanfic!
~LnS~
Chapter 1: Loli (Transformation)
Andy, an eighteen-year-old college freshman, was laying spread-eagle across his bed, staring up at the slowly rotating ceiling fan in complete boredom. Having had only two morning classes today, the last one ending around noon, the young man just couldn't seem to figure out what to do with the rest of his day. His roommates still had classes until late in the afternoon, so he couldn't hang with them, he didn't feel like playing videogames, nor messing around with his computer. So, like any other lazy young adult male bored out of his mind, Andy grabbed the remote from his desk, clicked on the TV and began the all great (or not so great) pastime of channel surfing.
"Another Gilligan's Island rerun? Saw it too many times... News... Even more news... Sexy weather lady? Nice, but no... Spanish channel... Documentary, boring!..." Andy mumbled to himself with each change of the channel. "Little kids station... Aww come on! There's just gotta be something on!"
His frustration mounting, Andy started going through channels at a rapid pace until his eyes spotted something that piqued his interest. Going back two channels, he finally found what had caught his attention and he couldn't stop the reminiscent smile that spread across his face as he watched a little girl in a red Hawaiian dress and a blue dog like creature chase after another odd looking critter through busy streets while a large alien with a shark-like face chased after them, randomly firing green blasts of plasma.
"Oh wow!" exclaimed the young man as he shifted across his bed until he was leaning back against the pillows, "Lilo and Stitch, I haven't seen this show since I was a kid. I can't believe it's still on."
Quickly thumbing the guide button, Andy discovered that he was on the Disney Channel and even better, he was in the middle of a Lilo and Stitch marathon.
"Well, looks like I know what I'm doing for the next few hours," He said with a smile, leaning back into his pillows and relaxing.
An hour later, the 'Skip' episode and it had just gotten to the scene where Lilo and Stitch skip for the first time and Lilo discovered that she was older, when the screen seemed to jerk and the scene changed to that of Jumba working on a strange looking contraption in his lab.
"What the...? Did it just change to a new episode?" Andy asked himself as he sat up and looked at the TV in confusion.
He tried changing channels, but the image on the screen remained the same. It wasn't frozen, as he could see Jumba moving about his lab and using his tools, he could even hear the fat alien evil-genius mumble and grumble to himself as he worked. He tried changing the Input to no effect, pulling up the menu and guide, even turning the TV off with the same result each time.
"What is going on?" Andy moaned in frustration as he fell back against his pillows.
He closed his eyes as began to try and figure out ways of fixing whatever was wrong with the TV, short of unplugging the cable or the TV itself. He was startled from his thoughts when Jumba exclaimed in excitement.
"Yes! Evil-genius has done it!" bellowed the four-eyed alien scientist as he spun around in his small desk chair which looked like it was ready to break at any moment. "Ha ha ha! After long hours of working in cramped space, newest invention is finally complete!"
The machine was strangely both simple and complicated in looks. Like everything the scientist built it was pretty unique; it consisted of three orange metal canisters with a hinged door on the front of each, all of which was connected together by a confusing array of wires and pipes. Resting on top of the middle canister was what looked like used to be a very old outdated Mac computer and keyboard mixed with a generator that had a very familiar black and yellow insignia painted on the side. Again, it looked both simple and complicated, something only an evil-genius would build.
Still laughing his maniac laughter, Jumba began kicking his large feet excitedly, causing them to pound the floor with loud shaking thuds. With each thud of his feet, vibrations were sent through the metal floor of his lab and up the walls, causing the various pieces of gizmos and junk to wobble precariously on the shelves. One certain object caught Andy's eye. It was a white porcelain coffee mug with the words 'Best Evil-Genius in the Whole Universe' written on the side and as it wobbled around on its perch on a shelf directly above Jumba's newest creation (you can probably guess where this is going) something could be heard rattling around inside it. Slowly but surely, the mug inched its way toward the edge of the shelf with each vibration, until with one last thud the mug bounced off the self and fell toward the machine. As the mug flipped over and over, a small green orb the size of a Ping-Pong ball slipped out and bounced off the top of the computer monitor and into the middle canister, which just happened to have its door opened, just before the mug crashed atop the generator.
This collision caused two things to happen, 1) the machine activated and 2) it was malfunctioning. The screen on top of the machine began bleeping like crazy and hidden lights started flashing randomly. Hearing the noise Jumba froze and slowly turned to look at his machine with four wide eyes.
"This is not good, am thinking now would be a good time to-" Before he could finish speaking, the machine made a loud whirling noise, all three canisters shaking tremendously, when the canister on the left seemed to implode and then explode, causing the door on the front two burst off and go flying across the room as a cloud of red vapor came whooshing out. The red fog completely filled the lab and began pouring out of the TV...
Wait a minute... Andy pondered before something seemed to click. Out of the TV!?
The red vapor quickly began to fill up the dorm room, growing so thick he could hardly make out the far wall. Andy coughed as he leapt from his bed and ran toward the TV, finally deciding to pull the plug. But before he could even make it halfway across the room, he was suddenly racked by a coughing fit and he fell to his knees as he struggled to breath. The fog was really thick now, he couldn't even see his own hands through the wall of red. A sudden burning sensation, beginning in his stomach, spread through his body.
"What is... going... on?" Andy asked between gasps.
Just as he was starting to feel like he was being burned from the inside out, a flare of bright light burst into being from the direction of the TV and Andy felt himself starting to be pulled toward it by some invisible force.
Thiscan'tbehappeningthiscan'tbehappeningthiscan'tbehappening! He chanted desperately in his mind, as he felt his fingers losing their grip on the area rug in the middle of the room.
Suddenly, with an even greater pull, Andy's fingers slipped and he was pulled screaming through the TV screen, followed by the red vapor. As soon as the last tendrils of red vanished into the screen, the TV turned itself off, wisps of smoke wafting up from the back as its circuits were fried.
Jumba wheezed and coughed as he pushed open the window of his room-slash-lab, letting the red smoke billow out and float off into the sky.
"Whoo! Is last time am making new invention in crowded room with radio active material!" he said after taking big gulps of fresh air.
After a few minutes of waiting for the red vapor to clear out, the scientist looked at his invention in dismay. The left and middle canisters were riddled with many holes and melted in some places, the terminal and generator on the top were completely destroyed, all that remained were a mass of smoldering wires and burnt metal pieces. Amazingly though there appeared to be no damage to the right canister, except for a few scorch marks here and there, it was still in good condition.
"Well, so much for food duplicator," Jumba mumbled sadly to himself.
A sudden beeping from the Experiment Pod Container distracted the former evil-genius from his failed duplicator and brought him hurrying over toward the globe shaped device. quickly taping the screen, Jumba watched as the metal sphere turned transparent with green grid lines and the outline of a creature appeared in the center.
Experiment 0-7-6, found." Exclaimed the devices' female voice. "Powers are Active Camouflage: The ability to blend in with its surroundings, Invincibility and Superior Strength."
Jumba quickly lunged for the door and threw it open, causing it to slam into the wall loudly.
"Little girl! 626! New experiment has been activated!" he bellowed.
Lilo and Stitch, who were in the process of playing Go Fish, dropped their cards and ran up the stairs to Jumba's room. He then led the pair over to the EPC, explaining all he could remember about 076.
"Experiment 076 was created for spying on evil-genius competitors and steal their ideas in return. Only there being minor problem, made 076 too shy and timid, very afraid of big crowds. Always had trouble finding it."
"But if it can blend into its surroundings when its afraid, how are we supposed to find it?" Lilo asked as she glanced up at the picture of a timid looking creature.
"It actually very easy," Jumba said with a chuckle. "076 will look for places with little to no activity. Once it feels safe, no longer blending in with its surroundings. Must warn you though, 076 spooks real easily, so must be very quick and quiet when trying to capture it."
"Got it!" Lilo said, then turned to her blue furred companion. "Come on Stitch, let's go find your new cousin!"
"Ih! Cousin! (Yes!)" said Stitch as he followed after her.
"WARNING, EXPERIMENT 0-7-6 HAS BEEN ACTIVATED, PRIMARY FUNCTION: ACTIVE CAMOUFLAGE!" said a computerized voice from another EPC from its place on a counter in the main room of a wrecked and stranded space ship.
"Hey, Gantu, another experiment has shown up!" called out 625 as he continued making yet another sandwich and adding it to a growing pile.
"Hmm…" hummed Gantu as he strode over to the EPC and looked at the image of the experiment inside the green grid orb.
"Experiment 076,…" suddenly the large round monitor to his left switched itself on, revealing the angry face of a rabbit-gerbil-like alien wearing a red cape.
"Gaaantu!" it exclaimed in a rather high pitched accented voice, "I have just received information that another experiment has just been activated. Have you found it and caught it yet?"
"Not yet, Dr. Hamsterveil, we have just received…" Gantu stated before he was interrupted.
"YOU INSOLENT BABOON!" the short alien yelled. "Get your sorry rear end out there and catch that experiment! If you don't catch this one, I shall abuse you physically as well as mentally!"
"U-understood, sir," Gantu stuttered stiffly.
With a final glare and a huff, Hamsterveil signed off and the screen briefly turned snowy and then shutdown. Gantu sighed heavily as he marched over to his weapon rack and grabbed his holster as well as his usual plasma pistol.
"I never get a break..." he muttered as he stomped his way toward the hatch.
"Hey, big guy, since you're going out how about you stop by the store and pick up some more salami? We're running rather low." 625 called after him. "Or better yet, bologna*! We're low on that too!"
"I hate bologna!" was Gantu's parting shout as the hatch closed behind him.
Andy awoke to the sounds of seagulls calling, horns honking and the distant sounds of children laughing. That he was hearing those sounds should've been enough to tell him that he wasn't in his dorm room any more, but the feeling of soft grass tickling his back and the warmth of the sun on his face helped him to confirm it even more. And it was warm. As in a lot warmer than the air outside his dorm should've been for early autumn. And was that salt he could smell? Immediately Andy shot upright, opening his eyes simultaneously, only to wince when his head began to throb painfully and scrunch his eyes shut against the bright light. Cautiously, he slowly opened his eyes and after giving them time to adjust, glanced around at his surroundings.
He was lying in the middle of what looked to be a vacant lot between two rusting cars that he was able to identify as an old 1956 Ford Station Wagon and a 1960 Plymouth Fury convertable. Sometimes, it paid to be a classic car enthusiast. The rest of the lot was covered by heaps of junk, tires, the gutted frame of a motorcycle, and other pieces of trash. The whole lot was surrounded by an old rotting wooden fence that was in need of being repaired, badly.
The persistent throbbing in his head brought the young man's attention back to himself and he raised a hand to massage the pain away, only to stop when he caught sight of said hand. Instead of his normal hand, it was smaller with stubby fingers tipped with sharp, black claws, and it was covered in light green scales. As was the arm it was connected to. As was his shoulder. And his chest... It was then another fact came to the forefront of Andy's confused mind with sudden clarity.
He. Was. Completely. NAKED!?
Leaping to his feet and ignoring the pain in his head, Andy staggered over to the Ford's only dirty, but still intact, remaining side view mirror and stared at his reflection. Staring back at him was what looked like a biped chameleon, with green scales, horns, tail and all, except for a few minor differences like the elfin ears on either side of his crest, the sharp pointed teeth in his mouth and the glowing yellow bulb on the tip of his tail.
"Oobaga…? (What the...?)" Andy started to say, only to cover his mouth when a voice higher in pitch and female sounding than his used to be, came out of his mouth.
I can't speak English anymore!? he said to himself, And why do I sound like a girl? It was then he took a closer look at himself and noticed a few things about his new body. The first was that not only was he shorter, but his frame was a lot more slender and his waist narrower. The second was that his chest stuck out a few centimeters further than the rest of his torso, giving the impression of him having small breasts, which could only mean...
"Meega saari!? (I'm a girl!?)" Andy screamed as he, or rather, she stumbled away from the mirror and ended tripping over her own tail, causing her to land painfully atop of said appendage.
"Ata bookie... (That hurt...)" She winced as she slowly pushed herself back up, rubbing her tender tail between her hands gently.
As she stood there tending to her tail, Andy tried to analyze everything that had happened to her and her situation.
Okay, calm down Andy, there's no need to panic. Just figure out what is going. She thought to herself, taking deep breaths to slow her rapidly beating heart and calm her mind. Alright, the first thing that happened was something went screwy with the TV, then a red mist came out of the screen and nearly suffocated me to death. Then a strange force pulled me into the TV, how that is physically possible, I don't know. I then wake up in this lot in a different body that looks like an experiment from the Lilo and Stitch show... In fact, I do look like I could be one of Jumba's experiments! Oh, and I'm now a female.
So this could be one of two things, the first is that I'm actually asleep in my dorm room, dreaming this whole thing. Or its the second one, that all of that has actually happened and I have been pulled into the Lilo and Stitch world and have been turned into an experiment and now I'm waiting for either them or Gantu to come and capture me. While the second theory sounds cool there's just no possible way that could've happened, I mean that only occurs in fan fictions or movies or books, not in real life. Right?
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Andy reached for her left arm, closed her eyes, counted to three and proceeded to pinch herself, hard.
"Ogata! (Ouch!)" she cried, quickly jerking her hand away from her arm. "Oketaka, meega naga chito. (Okay, I'm not sleeping.)"
I guess that proves it, Andy concluded to herself, This is not a dream. I really am in the show.
Just then a faint noise causes her ears to twitch and she realizes that she's not alone in the enclosed lot anymore. Andy mentally cursed herself for not paying more attention to what was going on around her, as she swiftly, and reflexively, dropped to all fours and scurried under the Plymouth. Once hidden, she unconsciously activated her infrared vision, turning everything into various hues of reds, oranges and yellows. The sudden change in vision startled her so bad, she nearly deactivated it.
Cool, I didn't know I had this! She thought in amazement, before quickly shaking her head. Not a good time. Be impressed with your powers later. Gotta find whoever it is that is trying to sneak up on me.
Slowly scanning her eyes across the entire lot, Andy waited patiently for the intruder to reveal themselves. She didn't have long to wait as a sudden tingling sensation spread across her back, almost like a sixth-sense, causing her to spin around just as the car was lifted from over her by an orange blob about the same size as her. Quickly deactivating her infrared revealed that the orange and yellow blob that was filling her vision was in fact a blue furred creature that looked like a mix between a dog and a koala, and it was smiling at her happily while it held the old classic car above its head like it weighed nothing more than a feather.
"Aloha, cousin!" the creature uttered gleefully, throwing the car aside without a second thought.
Well, I guess its a good thing that Stitch is the one hat found me. Andy thought to herself as she stared up at the blue experiment in amazement. Now the question is: am I ready to be caught, or not?
"Achi-kaba matyr! (I've got you cousin!)" said Stitch preparing himself to leap at her.
Aaand that answers my question! she said to herself. Let the chase begin!
"Naga, ki toga naga! Pasawa! (Nope, I'm outta here! See ya!)" Andy stated with a grin of her own before she leapt up, used Stitches head like a spring board and launched herself toward the nearest gap in the fence. Reaching the climax of her leap, she fell back to earth and hit the ground running as fast as she could.
"Aggaba, chiga baba! (Stop, get back here!)" She heard him call out as he started to chase after her.
"Naga-takabah! Chabata! (No way! Come and catch me!)" Andy called back over her shoulder just as she slipped through the hole in the fence.
Almost immediately after she had cleared the hole, Andy slammed into something that had been standing on the other side, causing both her and it release startled yelps as they tumbled to the ground. Picking herself up and shaking her head, the experiment glanced down to see she was sitting on top of a girl wear a very familiar red Hawaiian dress. Apparently Lilo had been waiting outside the fenced in lot incase if her little blue friend had needed any help to capture her, judging by the glass capture canister lying on the ground beside the sprawled pair. Andy quickly pulled herself off the girl and ducked her head shamefully.
"Meega soka, (I'm sorry,)" she apologized before once again dropping to all fours and running off down the street.
"076 is a girl?" Lilo gasped, pulling herself up and picking up the dropped canister before calling to Stitch, "After her Stitch, we need to get her before Gantu shows up and catches her!"
"Ih! (Yes!)" he said in agreement as he quickly gave chase with Lilo following behind.
Andy ducked into an alley that was a dead-end and began looking for somewhere to hide.
Where to hide, where to hide? she asked herself anxiously until she finally spotted a pair of garbage cans sitting beside the wall of one of the buildings. A devious smile spreading across her face.
Lilo and Stitch ran around the corner expecting to see a trapped female experiment, only to find an empty dead-end with only a dumpster and trashcans filling the space.
"Now where could 076 be hiding? I know she's gotta be around here somewhere?" the little girl asked as she peeked inside one of the cans in hopes of finding the lizard experiment.
Stitch slowly started walking through the alley using his nose to smell out anything that didn't belong. Finally catching a certain scent, he quickly followed it. The scent trail led toward and behind a pair of trash cans. Quickly catching Lilo's attention, the two friends jumped around the trash receptacles, only to see a blank wall.
"She's not here." Lilo stated in disappointment, only for Stitch to shake his head.
"Naga. Look, (No)" he said softly pointing toward a spot on the wall.
At first, she couldn't see anything, but when she changed positions and looked closer Lilo could see that the white lines began to distort themselves around a very familiar shape. A familiar shape that curled in on itself more once it realized it was being looked at. With a nod from his friend, Stitch took the capsule, uncapped it, then lunged for the distortion on the wall, slipped the glass tube over it fast enough to dislodge its claws from the bricks and resealed the capsule.
Andy swiftly switched back to her original green color and began to desperately claw at the glass.
"Gotcha, cousin!" Stitch crowed happily.
"Aka boocha! (Let me out!)" she growled at him.
"Naga! (No!)" he replied with a shake of his ears and a chuckle.
"Peligiba? (Please?)" Andy pleaded, trying to pull off the dreaded puppy dog look for the first time and very unsuccessful at that.
"Meega naga pataba! (I'm not listening!)" Stitch said in a sing-song voice as he hefted the capsule over his shoulder and marched himself over to Lilo.
"You caught her Stitch!" she cheered as she looked at Andy with awe and wonder, "Wow, you look really cool!"
Andy just stared at the little girl in shock, her jaw hanging open.
Seriously? After all that the only thing she says about me is that I look cool? She rhetorically asked herself and then shrugged, Ah well, she is only seven years old anyways. Not like you can expect young kids to notice everything.
"Come on! Let's get her back to Jumba!" and with that Lilo and Stitch left for home with their new prospective family member in tow.
Not but a few minutes after they left the alley and street all together, did Gantu finally show up, and, not finding any sign of the little abomination he was sent to find, sighed deeply.
"I hate my life."
Sometime later and back on his ship…
"What do you mean, you didn't catch the experiment!" shouted Hamsterveil in full fury, his arms and tail waving about chaotically.
Gantu cringed as he closed his eyes.
"I couldn't find any trace of experiment 076 when I got to its reported location. I can only assume the little earth girl and her pet trog beat me to it." He then braced himself for the expected onslaught.
"I DON'T CARE!? You imbecile, you waste of living space, you can't do a thing right! I want that experiment and I want it now! so get back out there and find it, NOW!" even after the monitor had shut off the echo of the little aliens shout could still be heard bouncing around the room.
Gantu sighed and massaged his temples as his once mild headache began to turn into a migraine. Just as he was thinking it couldn't get any worse, 625 came walking into the room holding a plate with a small stack of sandwiches on it.
"Hey big guy, did you remember to get the salami and bologna?" the lazy experiment asked as he walked past the giant alien.
Gantu groaned. Now he had a migraine.
~LnS~
Well what do you think of this story? I hope it's a lot better than the original used to be! If any of you are wondering why I made Andy turn into a female, it will all be explained in the next chapter, once I get around to rewriting it. Please Review!
Dune
*Bologna - is actually pronounced as baloney. Bologna is the actual correct spelling of the sausage that we use on sandwiches. Baloney itself actually means nonsense, literally. So, what would you rather use on a sandwich: sausage, or nonsense?