ways to annoy/freak out kisame
1. act like his mom until he finally yells "YOU ARE NOT MY MOM DAMMIT" then hit him in the head with a broom many times saying "stop cursing and go to your room without dinner little mister"
2. hug him while saying "SUSHI-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" or "FISHY-CHAN"
3. randomly sing i am blue day and night
4. show him kisanaru kisaita and many other yaoi pairings with him as seme or uke
5. randomly scream "OH MY GOD/JASHIN ITS JAWS" when ever he walks into the room or you see him
6. ask him if hes found nemo and keep on asking him until he answers
7. ask him if he has a big sword because he has a small dick
8. follow him around singing the jaws theme song (dun dun dun dun dun dun xD)
9. feed him shark fin soup when ever hes sick
10. give him a free night at a motel (with itachi) and the motel has to be by the sea
11. when ever hes about to fight say "THE FOURSE IS STRONG IN THIS ONE" or "SEA MAN USE THE FISHYS" (fyi say that in a british voice its more funny xD)