Written for Loki8585. Happy birthday Wes!
This fic is total crack, and is not to be taken seriously. Un-Beta'd
Kemuri sighed. Today just wasn't going how he planned. First he walked into his doorframe when he woke up this morning, then he tripped over his chair and landed his face in his breakfast, and now all of his friends were ignoring him on his birthday!
He walked down the street, heading towards the training grounds. After all, he needed to do something!
"Oh, hi Kemuri!" He turned around. That was Nami's voice, but where was she? All he saw was a box with legs- oh.
"Hey, Nami-chan." The box wobbled, nearly falling. Kemuri quickly grabbed it and set it on the ground. "What's with the box?"
"Hmm?" She looked at the box as if this was the first time she'd ever seen it. "Oh! Just some things for Kaji."
"Like what?"
"Umm…" She paused, thinking. "Torture weapons, I think."
"Never mind." Kemuri chuckled. "Your brother is one creepy guy."
"It runs in the family." She picked the box back up. "Well, later!"
"Yeah, later." He watched her for a minute as she turned the corner, sighing once she was gone. "And once again, I'm alone." He kept heading for the training grounds, shuffling his feet slightly.
Wham! The kunai slammed into the bull's eye on the target, causing Kemuri to grin in satisfaction. That made three so far. He walked over to the target and pulled the kunai out, grin widening as he realized he had nearly gotten the weapon stuck.
Deciding that he had had enough practice for the day, he looked around, double checking for all of his weapons, and satisfied, headed home.
He knew something was going on the instant he heard the whispering. Cautiously, Kemuri opened his door.
"Surprise!"
There, wearing party hats in his streamer infested living room, were all of his idiotic friends.
Sasuke, a scowl evident, stood near the back, obviously trying to hide, Shou was leaning on the wall looking as if he was trying to fall asleep, Nami was jumping up and down near the front, being her usual hyper self, Kaji was glaring at him, Aniya was standing next to Nami, smiling, Hiro was looking sheepish, and Kemuri's brother Yuge had a black eye.
Kemuri grinned. "Wow guys, how long have you been planning this?"
"They have been forcing me to planning meetings for about a month now." Sasuke growled, making the birthday boy laugh.
"Aww, you poor baby! They made you be social!" Kemuri laughed, glancing at his brother. "But it's Yuge's birthday too, why didn't you surprise him?"
Aniya and Nami looked at each other before replying simultaneously. "He walked in on a planning party."
Well… it sucks. And its late -.-" Gomen Wes-nii!